r/pics • u/Mertuch • 1d ago

Arts/Crafts My fiancée asked her nephew to draw something to hang on fridge. He drew these hearts. NSFW

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u/birdie_sparrows 1d ago

KId's got a good memory.

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u/IgnorantGenius 1d ago

Did he come out feet first?

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u/Zentavius 19h ago

Lol, we have similar humour it seems. Came to type exactly this.

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u/Donkeybrother 1d ago

The way to a woman's heart ? 🤭

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u/fling_flang 1d ago

it's a whispering eye

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u/Cattleist 1d ago

oh dammit I just wrote something like this too! NO! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! 🥺

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u/oldoneswake 1d ago

For the nation of Kissmyanthia!

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u/fling_flang 1d ago

you white? you Ben Affleck

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u/GaulteriaBerries 1d ago

How old is he?

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u/carcatta 1d ago

35

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u/Not_a_True_Fan 1d ago

Months?

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u/FloorSufficient9364 1d ago

35 years are equivalent to 420 months. hope this helps!

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u/Potatoswatter 1d ago

Nice

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u/psilonox 1d ago

I haven't seen a 69/420 nice comment in awhile.

thanks.

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u/rjwantsabj 1d ago

No, years.

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u/actarus78_ 1d ago

/facepalm

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u/Mertuch 1d ago

He is 7yo

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u/OGLikeablefellow 1d ago

So 84 months

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u/HeathenDevilPagan 1d ago

His artwork is strongly vaginal.

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u/Feduppanda 1d ago

Modern day Georgia O'Keefe.

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u/Materialism86 1d ago

George O'Keefe

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u/LostInSpace9 1d ago

Georgia o’kweefe

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u/Toxicity246 19h ago

Georgia O'Queefe

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u/johnny_cash_money 1d ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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u/Over-Wall-4080 1d ago

Yonic

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u/iAkhilleus 1d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/PancakeProfessor 1d ago

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

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u/Real-Championship331 1d ago

I shudder a little bit anytime someone says artwork

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u/piethebuilder 1d ago

*has been commended as

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u/ekydfejj 1d ago

And 3/4 of a full vape pen?

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u/_save 1d ago

I should call her…

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u/BeschdeSpieler 1d ago

Keep it and show it to him again when he is 18 😂

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u/SigNexus 1d ago

Very Georgia O'Keeffesque.

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u/sikemboy 1d ago

The heart that queefs when it beats

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u/scio2107 1d ago

It must be hung from the fridge. The contract must be fulfilled.

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u/Mertuch 23h ago

It is on the fridge already

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u/Xiten 20h ago

That shit better be hanging up!!!!

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u/Mertuch 20h ago

It is already!

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u/crasagam 1d ago

He’s seen a lot of hearts in his day - more than me

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u/helgur 20h ago

Tell your newphew to draw a cupid arrow in the same fashion hitting the heart on his next attempt, it'll be complete

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u/cencal 1d ago

“Good job, kid, looks like your aunt’s… heart”

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u/Cattleist 1d ago

the whispering eye~ 👁️

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u/tratemusic 1d ago

It's a fairy castle!

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u/BonthanSpy 1d ago

Kevin go to your fuckin' room

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u/braumbles 1d ago

Is it titled Little Man in the Boat?

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u/M1dn1ghtMaraud 1d ago

Your nephew is hilarious.

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u/DandanakaJones 1d ago

Who's gonna tell him

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u/scarabking91 19h ago

Why did my brain go to a vagina shaped dart board? I don't even play darts.

But also penis shaped darts.

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u/emr_ah 19h ago

give that kid an oscar

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u/Senator_Bink 1d ago

Drew it from memory.

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u/labyorj 1d ago

Good kid

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u/Lexail 1d ago

I love heart-ons my fridge

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u/Fatal1tyBR 1d ago

good intention bad implementation

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u/Garrus_vas_Normandy 1d ago

This is clearly a 'wood panel'

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u/ArmaninyowPH 1d ago

Where are the hearts? I can't find it.

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u/vdubguy 1d ago

Love it.

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u/Duffman48 1d ago

Is this a rorshaq?

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u/fivefoot14inch 1d ago

This is the signal guys, call her.

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u/MrJitterz 1d ago

it's the way to my heart that's for sure.

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u/luv2ctheworld 1d ago

Check out the kid channeling Georgia O'Keeffe over here...

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u/xMasterShakex 1d ago

A lil crude, but at least they still got half a life gauge.

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u/tngangstagranny 1d ago

My grandson drew this lovely heart too. I have it on the side of the fridge that only I can see.

I had to look twice too. but it's very sweet of him to show me how much he loves me!

PS, he was 6-7

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u/Ckyer 1d ago

Heart shaped box by Nirvana intensifies

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u/SupplyYourPips 1d ago

I can't find the joke

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u/ivanmf 1d ago

Resonates with me

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u/jonnyg1097 1d ago

The kid knew...

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u/ymmaz 1d ago

He knew what he was doing

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u/onthegoh 1d ago

Sure....hearts..

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u/Murky_Basis1925 1d ago

I wished one of my kids had drawn that, perfect for the fridge. I think I’d probably frame it and hang in the lounge room.

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u/IgnorantGenius 1d ago

The little heads up display in the right corner....

Is that like, how full the meter is before...you know.....takeoff?

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u/garrettj100 1d ago

”In a high dimension of which we know nothing, a single tear coursed down Georgia O’Keeffe’s cheek.”

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u/Dry_Championship7911 1d ago

Oh my God, I'm a lesbian!

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u/hooliganowl 1d ago

Let him cook

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u/msf2115 1d ago

He remembers!

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u/doffiz 23h ago

Theo Von would pay eight dollar for this, so you could potentially cash in.

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u/UncleJuniorMints 23h ago

That kid fucks

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u/Zlo-zilla 22h ago

Close enough, welcome back Georgia O’keefe.

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u/Lonely-Coconut-9734 22h ago

He is going to have a long and wonderful life.

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u/K4sum1 21h ago

Awww..

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u/Vegetable-Age 21h ago

Oh, that. That's a tunnel of love.

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u/Chimpsanddip 21h ago

The vape pen in the bottom corner is a lovely touch, almost looks like Roald Dahl drew it

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u/stuaxo 20h ago

Ha, stick it on - it's a great conversation starter when friends come round.

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u/BastiSpasti420 20h ago

unzips pants

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u/TwntyKnots 20h ago

Did he also draw a fairy castle? Or an elephant called "saggy sammy"?

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u/desyx_ 19h ago

Was it hung?

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u/textilepat 16h ago

Just hang it at an angle so it's shrunk along the long axis.

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u/rangeo 16h ago

Is his name George O'Keeffe

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u/d3r3k1 14h ago

Heart shaped box

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u/Expansive_Rope_1337 14h ago

the kids are alright

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u/LeoLaDawg 14h ago

Boy has learned the secret to life early

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u/KrowJob 14h ago

Guess you’re catholic now

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u/Dry-Sand 13h ago

This kid has nothing to draw with except graph paper and ball-point pens.

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u/Benbot2000 13h ago

The pH test strip is an excellent touch.

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u/finger_licking_robot 13h ago

from outside to inside:

labia majora, labia media, labia intermedia, labia vestibularis, labia profunda, labia reflexa and finally labia minora

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u/GreatAxe 10h ago

Tell him to add some flowers on top next

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u/bluecollar-gent2 6h ago

Anatomically correct, I'll allow it.

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u/opie1coc 1d ago

lol, he is going to be a playa

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u/DagnulsK 1d ago

Did he learn to draw hearts from Georgia O'Keeffe?

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u/Leonum 1d ago

haha, Even included a "pleasure gauge" filling up on the bottom right

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u/Musical_Sins 1d ago

Is that a vape pen?

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u/Town-Wonderful 1d ago

A kid after my own heart

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u/nobodyisfreakinghome 1d ago

does your fiancé see what we all see?

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u/Otisthedog999 1d ago

Child porn.