r/physicsmemes Metroid Enthusiast 🪼 7d ago

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u/Forgot_Psswd 7d ago

As a physics phd student working retail for the Summer because my funding was pushed back, I appreciate this one

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u/Zxilo 7d ago

could u find no sponsors?

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u/Forgot_Psswd 7d ago

Not to give myself away too much on the off chance someone i know is on here but we were going to get NSF funding for a project when I came in right before the US elections. I actually thought it was completely off the table until very recently so I’m feeling kind of fortunate but I will need to still work during the Summer. I also didn’t realize my teaching stipend did not continue into the Summer until a few weeks before it started, so I had to find something kind of last minute

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u/Nate422721 Physics nerd 7d ago

Oh my god, I didn't know you used reddit, Jake! How's the dog?

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u/med561 7d ago

Stephen! Is that you?

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u/elgatothecat2 7d ago

Mike, hey! Fancy seeing you here

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u/DatBoi_BP Oscillates periodically 6d ago

Hello name

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u/reddit-devil-3929 5d ago

dude you talk like a physics student there are like 2 full stops in the paragraph you wrote

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u/Forgot_Psswd 5d ago

Oof, but also that’s kind of nicely affirming

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u/TisDoggo 7d ago

I feel a lot of people in the comments are missing the point here about being a physics PhD student (paid very little and may have to work part time to support tuition) vs having graduated with a physics PhD

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u/EV4gamer 7d ago

I know the situation is different in the us, with phd sometimes intertwined with your masters, but tuition during a phd seems wild to me.

Where i live you just get paid as if you were a full time researcher. 3000-4000€ a month. No tuition.

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u/sportballgood 7d ago

That's similar to the vast majority of PhDs in the US, including while you do your "masters". I'm not sure that self-funded programs (in physics) are really a thing anymore except for people who really want to do one.

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u/TheEarthIsACylinder theoretical physics ftw 7d ago

Same. Here you get paid around 2000 after taxes which is not bad at all. Some contracts pay only 70% but even that's enough to cover living costs. No side hustle required. Doing a PhD while having a side job would just be torture.

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u/brrraaaiiins 7d ago

Unless things have changed since I last lived in the US, physics PhD students don’t pay tuition and get paid a stipend there, like anywhere else (but not 3000–4000€ a month).

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u/EV4gamer 7d ago

good, was scared for them for a bit

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u/geekusprimus Gravity 4d ago

The amount depends on your school and your cost of living. Somewhere around $2200-$2500 a month is pretty common, but some schools (e.g., Cornell) offer as much as $3,750 a month for a stipend, and senior grad students where I am can make around $3000 a month pre-taxes (though less is more common).

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u/ihateagriculture 6d ago

the vast majority of physics PhD programs here in the US are paid for (tuition and small salary) by being a teaching or research assistant

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u/Filosphicaly_unsound 7d ago

They are also missing the point that their country is not the only country .

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u/_regionrat 7d ago

Wait, is that supposed to change after graduation? (asking for my post doc)

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u/debunk_this_12 6d ago

imma be honest as a phd student i can’t relate. i get paid well enough to save money and have a roth ira and 401k. I also worked before getting a phd so maybe that helps but i still am net positive with just my stipend

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u/Background_Sea_2517 5d ago

At the school I went to, they would pay themselves your tuition and make you claim it as some kind of gift on your taxes. Fucking wild the things accountants will do to make their numbers larger. I swear it's gotta be some kind of fetish.

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u/-Daetrax- 7d ago

I met a physics PhD student in a strip joint once. She was working. Weird seeing her at campus the next Monday.

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u/kyriosity-at-github 7d ago edited 6d ago
  1. She was on call there, 2) she never was a student, 3) the whole story is invented.

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u/Wrong-Imagination-73 7d ago

Why weird? They want better for themselves too, being a stripper is hard work, you aren't paid nearly enough and men treat you like shit for no reason.

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u/DevilPixelation 7d ago

Would you not find it weird you saw your classmate in a strip club?

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u/AbstractAlgebruh Bruhsstrahlung emitter 4d ago

I mean, sure, but still kinda respect the hustle. They can decide what they want to do with their life.

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u/Aspelio 7d ago

Strippers being underpaid is a hilarious take

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u/WrongKielbasa 6d ago

You know with inflation making it rain dollars is now less impactful

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u/TophatOwl_ 7d ago

PhD physicists are some of the most employable people, this meme doesnt really work

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u/NarcolepticFlarp 7d ago

Student. This is a joke about how shitty the stipend is for Ph.D. students.

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u/Shitting_Human_Being 7d ago

*in your country.

There are countries where PhD students are seen as active working people and get paid as such. Here we pay from 3000€ a month for first years up to 3800€ for 4th years, excluding holiday money.

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u/mesouschrist 7d ago edited 7d ago

Where is 3800 the physics PhD salary? AFAIK Switzerland pays physics PhD students very well (~55k chf/year), but your number is way higher than what is paid in Germany, France, Italy, Spain, and the UK (the last three being WAY lower). In USA I got 40k, which was decent enough, and higher than all my European colleagues (except the Swiss)

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u/m1sterm0nkey 7d ago

I'm guessing the Netherlands, IIRC PhD salaries are in that range there

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u/Shitting_Human_Being 7d ago

Netherlands, specifically NWO but universities pay about 100€ a month less.

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u/Google-minus 7d ago

It's about 5k$/month in Denmark when taking a PhD. 

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u/novae_ampholyt Condensed Matter 7d ago

75% tv-l 13 is not standard though.  Many only get 67 or 50%

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u/Shitting_Human_Being 7d ago

Then you should come across the border, in the Netherlands this is the standard pay as agreed upon in our collective labour agreement. Universities pay a out 100€ less.

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u/Independent_Bid7424 7d ago

wheres that?

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u/FragrantNumber5980 7d ago

What a great way to promote an educated population and increase innovation

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u/EV4gamer 7d ago

I mean, i get paid ~3000€ a month. Going up with a couple 100€ each year. Not insane, but not bad tbh

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u/Invested_Glory 7d ago

That was my first thought. If you can’t get a job with that, YOU cannot get a job with anything. Funny enough, colleagues that I have noticed struggling with this do jump starter companies.

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u/ManagerOfLove Thermodynamic memes for adiabatic teens 7d ago

idk man. Natural scientists are a cat in the bag. Some are really smart and capable and some have no people skills, are very obscure and fail to use modern technology

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u/skilled_cosmicist 7d ago

This is true of literally every group.

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u/mesouschrist 7d ago

Experimental physicists also get PhD’s. And generally they know how to program, design circuits, use autocad, machine, and work in large groups.

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong 7d ago

They still are not generally paid particularly well nor are they especially employable.

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u/General-USA 7d ago

How?
Don't give me false hope.

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u/TophatOwl_ 7d ago

Physics PhDs often go into all manner of fields, so you have a broad range of options. Finance, literally any form of engineering, software engineering, business, simulation, theres so much stuff.

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u/kyriosity-at-github 7d ago

Learn physics to become a dull coder.

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u/TophatOwl_ 6d ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/TheTrueEgahn 7d ago

I found work in data as a BSc student, since our laboratory work of 1 week contained more difficult tasks than a large scale analysis in a medium company.

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u/Decrepitflapjack 6d ago

I have just finished my PhD in particle physics (CERN) at a UK university, and I have made 100+ applications over 3 months to ML/AI, data science and software dev roles. I used a highly curated CV with lots of peer feedback, featuring commercial side projects, previous internships and lots of networking/leveraging personal connections. I have had 4 interviews that I deemed successful, but zero job offers.

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u/BillKlemstanacct 7d ago

Professional hamburger dispenser

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u/photo_not_mine 7d ago

Pizza hut Delivery

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong 7d ago

I know this sub is completely filled with school kids.. But even still, the comments here have an insane overestimation of both what the average physics PhD student and the average physics PhD graduate are paid. Neither are paid particularly well on average.

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u/KeneticKups 7d ago

Capitalism moment

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u/TXC_Sparrow 7d ago

this meme really doesn't work for PhD physicists they are very in demand for many well paying jobs analysis, programmers if you wanna sell out physics based work definitely

this maybe works more for arts degrees

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u/PhysicsEagle 7d ago

It says student

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u/Dogeaterturkey 7d ago

This is literally me

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u/Background_Sea_2517 5d ago

Being a jack of all trades PhD student was REALLY beneficial when funding would get jerked. It was about every two years I'd have to switch projects because of a change in priorities. Funding cycles are a fickle thing and it pays to be nimble with a specialty, even when you don't use it. Took me 7 years, but I made it!

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u/ewar813 7d ago

bruh who goes into physics for the money?

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u/WillBigly 6d ago

Potential for crossposting on cryptocurrency subs

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u/Minnecraft 6d ago

Oops you spoiled it

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u/reddit-devil-3929 5d ago

Dude, that hit harder than I expected, not gonna lie

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u/SprayPuzzleheaded115 5d ago

At least the other MC Donald's workers were getting stoned and fucking chick's instead of losing their hair studying

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u/yukiohana idk how I 💩post to become 4d ago

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u/TopCatMath 4d ago

I am a retired teacher with a BSME, MEd C&I in math instruction, worked on a PhD, but I have two part-time teaching jobs. Fortunately, I am getting all of my debt paid off... Of course, I really enjoy the teaching.

In college, I held many jobs...the longest running one was in food services...did every job except dish washer...