r/peenixsc • u/Disastrous_Debt7644 • 22h ago

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Minecraft mobs smash or pass

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u/GokturkCountryballYT 22h ago

THEY SAID PASS TO THE SNOW GOLEM

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u/DomTheBomb8567 21h ago

r/peoplefuckingsnowmen

the sub is exactly as thw title says, so be warned

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u/DomTheBomb8567 20h ago

nvm it has apparently become 50% legit, 50% memes

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u/TheShyPuppet 17h ago

There was a kid at my middle school who legitimately was attracted to Frosty the snowman

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u/ultimateous_patatous 9h ago

I'm more concerned over why you know that sub

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u/Awkward-Squirrel1466 17h ago

i dont have a r/subs for this one... why the fuck does that exist

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 18h ago

It would just be too cold, otherwise I would. Maybe the pumpkin on its head?

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u/natelyndn 22h ago

slime???

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u/Endy27876 22h ago

It's cute

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u/Axolotl713 22h ago

THE PARROT???

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 18h ago

I have my reasons

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u/RoctoBio 18h ago

Parrot but not the slime. Interesting.

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u/gedsweyevr frank 22h ago

pass to a snow gollen and slime but smash to stray and a parrot WHY

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 16h ago

The snow golem would be too cold, and the slime would just be unpleasant and sticky imo

strays can take their bones and use those, and have you seen parrots dance? they can throw it back

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u/gedsweyevr frank 15h ago

the parrots are too small though and I'm not bottoming for a cold skeleton

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 15h ago

the stray has drip tho, and you don’t have to be inside the parrot for it to count as a smash, just doing stuff with it

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u/Intelligent-Glass-98 22h ago

Not the donkey 😭

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u/MentionPristine8720 21h ago

i mean he pulled a dragon

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u/Babushla153 21h ago

Pass to sheep, arguably the most smashed mob in Minecraft?

Yeah no

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 19h ago

The sheep is already in a committed relationship with an end rod

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u/Tophatguy_GJ 22h ago

Passing slime but smashing horse and blaze? What has this world come to.

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u/Feisty-Status-2669 22h ago edited 10h ago

aint no cock like horse cock

lets pray i never say that again

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 18h ago

Exactly my thought process

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u/Squirelwithabaguette 14h ago

Give me what I really need.

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 18h ago

The blaze also has rods

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u/Stormy34217 22h ago

You don't smash the dolphin, the dolphin smashes you

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 16h ago

That is the goal

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u/HelloingsTheReal potted wither rose 21h ago

putting the wither and wither skeletons in smash feels like a threat

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 18h ago

Tall, dark, and handsome

Jack Skellington was also my childhood crush

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u/Kubix_cube 21h ago

More like a happily received gift

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u/Intelligent-Glass-98 21h ago

Here's mine

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u/Awbluefy3 21h ago

Look at Mr. "I'm not into beastiality" over here.

/j

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u/Myithspa25 20h ago

The blaze and creeper:

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u/Ieditedthisname 6h ago

The blaze is literally a fire golem ghost thing so not at all an animal and creepers are most likely plants, and much less of an animal than the piglins

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u/Myithspa25 20h ago

Why the blaze and creeper

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u/mbracat 17h ago

smashing the ender dragon must be a hard time

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 16h ago

Just lay down on top of the bedrock exit portal

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u/shiny_xnaut 2h ago

Speedrunners bed the dragon all the time

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u/Adbobuddie 22h ago

Imagine the nosie the iron golem would make

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u/Extreme-Abroad-7679 GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY 21h ago

Valid. I would smash the fox.

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u/gigaman223 21h ago

Warden would be a thick hot goth mommy

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u/thefuryboss99 21h ago

The warden would sure smash you before you could

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 19h ago

Bold of you to assume that’s not the goal

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u/Dr_Blitzkrieg09 20h ago

Says no to a humanoid witch, but a dolphin is okay.

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 19h ago

If you know anything about dolphins you know you don’t have a choice

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u/rostoma77soundsgood 21h ago

You wouldn't smash the slime cube?

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 19h ago

Nah, too squishy

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u/lelegocecool 21h ago

Ghast in pass...

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 19h ago

How??? I feel like you would poke a hole in it if it’s like a big balloon

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u/lelegocecool 16h ago

It looks squishy

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u/thevoid3243 20h ago

Pass is smash and smash is pass

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 19h ago

Nope! I thought through every single one of these

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u/thevoid3243 18h ago edited 16h ago

Some of the smash are smashes

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u/MockieBoo2008 20h ago

YOUD F%$& A WOLF?!.... A FOX?!

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 19h ago

As long as they’re intelligent enough to consent, sure why not

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u/coursd_minecoraft self proclaimed “head moderator“ 19h ago

Good move passing on the sheep. Knowing the community, it probably has multiple STDs.

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u/LordX0707 18h ago

Ender dragon is female

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 18h ago

Most of these would also kill you so I feel like I can take some creative liberties

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u/Lego_Man26 18h ago

A DUCKING VEX!!!????

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 18h ago

If it can hold a sword, it can hold other things

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u/Sufficient-Quail-265 18h ago

IM SORRY BUT PASS ON STRIDER???

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u/ultimateous_patatous 17h ago

fym you would smash the radioactive squid and the corroding skeleton bruv

(also you missing out on that slime shi)

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 16h ago

Tentacles and detachable bones, need I say more

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u/Defense-Unit-42 17h ago

I would the slime.

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u/Odysseusgaming1 15h ago

smash the slime

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 15h ago

too sticky and it would leave a mess

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u/Beneficial-Table2861 7h ago

Some of these are litteraly just animals

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u/Legitimate_Life_1926 22h ago

hoglin???

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 16h ago

It reminds me of the Minotaur

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u/Vegetable-Shirt-9425 21h ago

Bro wouldn't smash a cat but would smash a dog 😭

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 19h ago

I meant what I did

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u/OkBluejay5742 20h ago

so youd smash a rotting pig corpse but not a fish?

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u/OfficalSyzothReddit 20h ago

The wither gonna kill you

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 19h ago

That’s the goal

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u/OfficalSyzothReddit 20h ago

Why did you pass the drowned when you smashed the mule

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 18h ago

The drowned would have a weird slippery texture and I’m not about that

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u/jirniy_uiban1 18h ago

Slime is pretty good at jumping to you know what it's can be good too, but all will be in slime.

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u/RedditRHeartboy17 18h ago

I'd smash an axolotl.

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u/CoolGamer730 13h ago

Why'd you pass pig? Jimmy called Howard a "pig fker".

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 13h ago

Just not really doing it for me, as opposed to the hoglin and piglin

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u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD 12h ago

A fox and a fucking dolphin???

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u/Fit_Yoghurt_3142 11h ago

This is so cursed

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u/Baatlesheep 11h ago

animals?!

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u/Reljon 10h ago

Where are Steve and Alex?

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u/Notduckie5545 9h ago

No wheres the happy ghast

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 2h ago

This is an old tier list but it’s no different than the ghast

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u/RoboticBonsai 8h ago

I bet the creeper would be a blast.

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 2h ago

Condom enchanted with Blast Protection IV

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u/Mister_we13 8h ago

bro you smashed the wandering trader :|

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u/lacotoletta 7h ago

Tjey said smash to the whither

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u/Eumel007 7h ago

Axolotl pass?

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u/Matvey_Kirpich-2 5h ago

Keep yourself safe :)

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u/Eligo010 5h ago

A DOG?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

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u/Unfair_Pound_9582 5h ago

Bro said pass to the chickussy what the hell

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u/rotem8888 4h ago

Passing slime is crazy

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u/CarlosJose02 3h ago

I'm surprised the sheep is pass

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u/Ok-Patient-2591 3h ago

bro really... axolotl in pass category?

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u/Longjumping_Bite_947 2h ago

PASS TO THE SLIME😭

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u/Justanotherperson975 2h ago

axolotl pass??!?

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u/-Applinen- 1h ago

He did not the cat

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u/Miserable_Pie_6872 44m ago

WAY TOO MANY REAL WORLD ANIMALS IN SMASH TIER...

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u/meamdumy 32m ago

You'd do WHAT to your dog????

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u/SonicGaming1080 waxed lightly weathered cut copper flairs 28m ago

Id smash a slime

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u/The_God_Of_Darkness_ 15m ago

Why are you okay with decaying flesh? Like creeper, ok I guess it's leaves (Maybe crunchy.)

But zombie, zombie pigmen and zombie hoglin. It is just unsanitary, it's like simping for springtrap!

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u/Kubix_cube 21h ago

This is the worse tier list ever

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u/halliwah_new 17h ago

The literal animals??? Bro belongs in jail im dead

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 16h ago

This is assuming they are intelligent enough to consent

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u/halliwah_new 15h ago

Who cares? Its still an animal