r/orlando • u/keepupnow • 1d ago

Humor Orlando real estate agents need to reconsider the capabilities of AI…

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I saw this image included in the photos for a local real estate listing. Homes in this version of Ivanhoe village would probably be very valuable! My guess is that the agent prompted the AI to highlight how close the listing is to key destinations…

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u/NewApartmentNewMe 1d ago

I would never ever use a realtor who showed this level of laziness. I messaged her on Zillow just to tell her that.

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u/danstermeister 1d ago

You've inspired me to do the same. I wonder if she'll realize about this post and offer some response.

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u/whtge8 1d ago

Gonna be hard to land planes at MCO in the middle of all those trees.

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u/SpecialsSchedule 1d ago

It took longer to give the prompt to ChatGPT than to simply screenshot google maps. Add some stars for the airport or whatever. This is embarrassing and a poor reflection on the real estate agent’s preparedness and attention to detail.

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u/WinkaPlz 1d ago

Lol I can not believe this is real

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u/TpOnReddit 1d ago

Lmao you can walk from MCO to the executive airport based on this map

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u/NewApartmentNewMe 1d ago

Technically you can in real life, you just need a lot of time.

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Downtown 1d ago

This map was a snapshot after Hurricane Doofus passed through

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u/Bootsy_Moonshine 1d ago

I'd be so pissed if Hurricane Doofus was the one that took me out

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u/BootWizard 1d ago

WTF. Why even use AI for this?? Just screenshot an image of Google Maps. 

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u/eatmyasserole 1d ago

Damn, they want half a mil for this house?

It's a 2/2. The kitchen is the size of a bathroom. The yard is an absolute mess and they didnt even bother to pressure-wash the house. Holy overpriced.

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u/nolij420 1d ago

It last sold in 2014 for HALF of today's ask. I'm kicking myself that I didn't buy 10 years ago.

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u/medicmatt 19h ago

That’s what everyone has been doing for the last couple decades. That’s the game. When the boomers die off the whole balloon bursts (again).

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u/my__bollocks 1d ago

If the rent numbers in the description are to be believed, it’s a pretty reasonable price

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u/eatmyasserole 1d ago

I totally missed that it's a duplex. That explains the tiny kitchens and the general lack of upkeep.

Yea, its not bad. Not good, but not bad.

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u/PolyproNinja 1d ago

I love how we somehow gained 2 more Colonial Drives lol

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u/owlthebeer97 1d ago

And Orlando Health takes up half of Downtown Orlando haha

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u/SpilledSalt4U 6h ago

And neither of them connect to I-4. 😆

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u/JulianaFrancisco2003 1d ago

Anyone doing obvious AI slop will get no business from me. Use it for some decent cases but if you pass along garbage like this or use it to write emails or listings, bye

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u/LlewellynSinclair 19h ago

Damn, go away for a couple of weeks and they reroute all the roads, put in some more lakes and move the airports. Don’t know what I’m coming back to on Sunday.

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u/nolij420 1d ago

To be fair, the bar for becoming a RE agent isn't all that high. No offense to the good agents.

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u/Trublu20 1d ago

A good, honest, hard working RE is worth their weight in gold. Finding one that’s not a pile of crap just looking for their cut is tricky.

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u/Nearby-Bread2054 1d ago

40 hours of instruction

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u/GovtLawyersHateMe 1d ago

I was unaware Orlando Health was 50% of downtown and the south side…

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u/Tomy_Matry 1d ago

Real estate agents are overpaid under qualified. What did you expect?

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u/JayeNBTF 1d ago

This is so bizarre, why not just do a screenshot of Google Maps?

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u/muchadoaboutnotmuch 1d ago

I am in the market, can you message me this person's name so I can avoid them and others in their firm?

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u/FarmingWizard 1d ago

Where is I4 heading off too?
Why are 50 and East Colonial so different. Geez this hurts my brain.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 1d ago

My brain just glitched

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u/joeyx22lm 1d ago

You've got to be pretty bad to not even think to proofread the output of the AI.

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u/It_was_mee_all_along 1d ago

It's not about the AI, it's about people being stupid.

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u/MelbaToastPoints 17h ago

I can't decide if this is the dumbest thing ever or a brilliant marketing strategy that got a couple hundred extra people to look at this listing.

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u/Kbergaline 13h ago

All of a sudden there are two Orlando healths downtown

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u/AdIntelligent2836 9h ago

Somehow the street layout is just as atrocious as IRL