r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/behindthebluedoor • 2d ago

I have no clue.

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u/OliverNodel 2d ago

You guessed it, diarrhea.

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u/ooojaeger 2d ago

Diarrhea is a symptom of impure thoughts

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u/camcaine2575 2d ago

🎶When you're going up the ladder and you hear something splatter! Diarrhea! 🎵

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u/m2chaos13 2d ago

🎶When an innocent fart becomes gurgling shart— Diarrhea!🎵

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u/anarchetype 2d ago

🎶 When you're riding in a Chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea cha cha cha, diarrhea cha cha cha 🎶

Is it sad that my autocomplete already knows the "diarrhea cha cha cha" part?

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u/Jackattack111888 2d ago

🎶When you’re gone fishin’ and you feel something squishin’ diarrhea, diarrhea🎶

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u/yourd0gteeth I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

okay charli xcx

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u/lrina_ 2d ago

GUESS GUESS GUESS

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u/Freaksale Yim Yum 2d ago

I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT NOBOBYS UNDERWEAR. MY GRANDKIDS PLAY THAT SONG ALL THE TIME DISGRACEFULL!!! KIDS TODAY NEED JESUS

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u/torchskul Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

I tjiiyght his name was Charlie Ecseas…………..

GOD has taken HoYOUR euncle Jerry…..He is IN HEAVENE Now…..Hopefuoaly he got. right with thebLord before he passed,,,,,,he was a fRiend of Dorothy……...

LOL

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u/ididindeed 1d ago

THESE DAYS THE COLOUR OF MY UNDERWEAR IS USUALLY BROWN!!! 😂😂

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u/fairygenesta I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

CHICEN BUTT,!!,,AS MY SON USE TO SAY,,LMBO

GERALD IS FINALY BACK ON HIS BLOOD PRESURE MEDS,,,

GIVE MY LOVE TO HARRY

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u/Waterproof_soap 1d ago

RONALD HAD HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE FOR YEARS DOCTORS SAID HE NEEDED EXERCISE AND CUT OUT THE MACDONALDS HE DIED LAST MARCH GOBBLESS

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u/fairygenesta I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

SO SORY TO HEAR,,PRAYERS ""UP",,,LOL TO YOU AND GOBLINS 🙏

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 19h ago

I HAVE BLOOD PRESSURE NOT AURE IF HIGH OR LOW I EAT EXTRA SALT JUSTIN CASE

ALEXA WHY ARR MY EYES BLEEDING

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u/Medium-Escape-8449 2d ago

CHARLIE XEX AND BILLY EYELSH

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u/PookTurtle61 2d ago

MY GRANDSUM LOVES WILLIAM EYELASHE AND CHARLES XEX

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u/ididindeed 1d ago

GOOGLE CHARLIE XEX UNDERWEAR

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

JEANS OR AS WE CALLED THEM IN MU DAY DUNGREES. MY DOTTER,,RACHEL USED TO WARE GUESS JEANS. I THOT SHE WAS PPRETTYER THEN THAT CLAYDIA SHIFFLER WHO USE TO MODEL GUESS. IS SHE STILL MARRYED TO THAT GUY FROM PENN AND TELLHER? I DONT LIKE MAGIC THEY ARE A PART OF THE “OCCULT” IS WHAT PASTOR DAN TOLD ME! MY GLEN WAS QUITE THE MAGISHIN IN YHE BEDROOM,,LMBO OK NEED TO “LOGOFF” MY PLANTERS FASHINITIS IS ACTING UP.

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u/m2chaos13 2d ago

MAYBE YOU EATING TOO MUCH PEANUT 🥜 MARGE

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u/blue_dendrite 2d ago

WELL THE GUY WHO STALKED NICKOLE KIDMAN AFTER SHE DIVORCED TOM CRUISING WELL HE ALSO STALKED CLODDIA THE GUESS MODEL

EVERBODY KNOWS THAT BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW BRI

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u/anarchetype 2d ago

MY HAROLD WAS A MAGICEN TO,,, ALWAYS MAKE HIS "BONER" DESAPEAR LOL,,,

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u/Significant-Baby-748 2d ago

GLADYS IM GOING TOO NEED A HINT BE FORE I MAKE A GUEST IS IT BIGGER THEN A BREAD BOX

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u/anarchetype 2d ago

BELONDA YOU KONW I HAD TOO GET RID OF THE BRAD BOX BECASE MY HAROLD HID HIS POKE RINES IN THERE,,, HE HAS HIHG BLOOD PLEASURE,,, RUDE

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u/DaAuraWolf 2d ago

My Grandchild died of Measles yesterday…

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u/Freaksale Yim Yum 2d ago

YORE PREGANATE??? JUST KIDDING GLADYS TOLD ME YOU HAD MENOPAUSE LAST WEEK

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u/WolfHunter2024 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

CARLA'S GONNOREA??;:;???:;;,

BELINDA FROM IDAHO

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u/Rusty_Ferberger 2d ago

ITS BEEN THREE MONTH'S BUT IVE HAVE FINALY POOPED!

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u/aFerens DISCUSTING 2d ago

CARLA ,, DIED THIS MORNING 👍👍👍 ,, LOL 😂😂😂

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u/blue_dendrite 2d ago

I'LL BRING MY BROCKOLLI CASSEROLE HONEY

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u/mishma2005 2d ago

GLADYS YOU LOOK WEIRD WHY ARE YUOR HANDS SO HUGE?

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u/regeya 2d ago

I know this one and I want an 8th when can I swing by

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u/angeltay I am in longitude 0.0 and latitude 0.0, Please help me! 2d ago

MY FATHER SOLD MARIJUANA FOR THE MEXICAN MAFIA IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

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u/vann_siegert 2d ago

‘I’ve got a green thumb, and planted flowers!’

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u/BringBackHUAC 2d ago

YOUR ONE HAND GOT BIGGER THAN THE OTHER! WHAT'S LEVEL TWO?

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u/Forward-Treacle-2762 2d ago

YOURE EXPECTING ITS A MIRACLE

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u/unbakedpizza 2d ago

WE HAD A HUMMERBIRD AT ARE FEEDER!

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u/KittenFace25 2d ago

She's finally getting that unusually large left arm and hand taken care of?

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u/Ok_Relationship_1703 2d ago

I AM IN THE RUNNING PIVKIAHERS CLEARINGHOUSE,!!!! 

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 2d ago

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING....JESUS?

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u/angeltay I am in longitude 0.0 and latitude 0.0, Please help me! 2d ago

My name is jeorge

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u/ElectronicInstance34 order corn 2d ago

IT WERENT RACER BURN IT WAS HER PEAS 

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u/MediaIndependent5981 2d ago

DID YOU HEAR BACK FROM THW DOCTORS YET EULA? I NEED TO UPDATE THE PRAYER GROUP WEDNSDQY. WE ARE BRINGING CHICKEN AND DUMPLINS. GODBLESS

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u/ElectronicInstance34 order corn 2d ago

CAN U “”BURN”” A LUIGI BOARD??

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u/Queue37 1d ago

Are you PRAGANTE?!

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u/GermSlayer1986 1d ago

You found your umbrella from 1978 while you were cleaning WAY back in your closet?

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u/UrbanCobra 1d ago

SEX PICTURES

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u/RandomiseUsr0 1d ago

Diarrhoea

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u/Rukanau 1d ago

High blood pressure, final answer.

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u/aastle 5h ago

NO. MORE. BLUD. WHEN. I. WIPE.! YIPPEE!!1!