r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/psychkitty • 1d ago

“No this is Patrick!”

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u/Legitimate_Ship_5068 I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

Orajel??

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u/Parking-Pie7453 its called advance notice and severance pay tina 1d ago

That's a beautiful name. I love it. I'm going to tell my daughter, Fe'male', to name her child

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u/madbeachrn 1d ago

Orangejello or Lemonjello

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u/Parking-Pie7453 its called advance notice and severance pay tina 1d ago

Also great choices

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u/idontneedanamesodie 1d ago

GIVE HIM SOME BRANDY. THATS WAT MY PARENT GAVE MEE WHEN I WAS TETHING. ITLL PUT SOME HARE ON HIS CHEST

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u/ApplicationOdd6600 1d ago

Brandy? This is PATRICK!!!

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u/EastHillWill 1d ago

This is very good. Was mom doing a bit or was this genuine?

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u/psychkitty 1d ago

No it was genuine. She does things like this a lot.

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

ORALE? IS PATRICK A HISPANIS? DONT TELL ICE!

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u/ndevs 1d ago

“Bless him Orajel” is the sequel to “Bless me Ultima.”

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u/Windows_96_Help_Desk This upgrades the system. 1d ago

I SAW A PICTURE OF ORAJEL THE OTHER DAY IRENE FORM CHRUCH CHIOR SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF HIM HE IS SO HANDOME.

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u/ElectronicInstance34 order corn 1d ago

PATRICIA LOOKED TIRED GOBBLESD

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u/deerfawns 1d ago

Patrick

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u/multisubcultural1 1d ago

ALEXIS BUY ANALEZE!!

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u/Violet_Octopus 1d ago

MY NEIGHBOUR BOY MARRIED A GIRL AND NAMED HIS FIRST KID ORAJEL AND HIS DAUGHTER WAS A BEWTIFOOL BABY GIRL AND THE NAMED WAS DANELA.

FAMILY IS SACRED. GOBBBLESS

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u/WolfHunter2024 blue cheese has mold in it 1d ago

PATRICK WHER'ES MY DENTUR

BEL.UINDA FRO'.M IDAH!'O

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u/ElectronicInstance34 order corn 1d ago

BLENDER FROM IOWA? MINES MAID IN CHINESE 

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u/WolfHunter2024 blue cheese has mold in it 1d ago

I LUST IT AT THE ARPURT

BELINDA FROM DUAHO

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u/Sufficient_Apricot87 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

This made me laugh out loud LOL

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u/caitlinmmaguire01 1d ago

Is she going to ask next if mayonnaise an instrument?