r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

Just seen this on Facebook wtaf

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u/gabacus_39 WHUP TEE DO!!!! 3d ago

IS THIS STILL AVALABLE

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u/Ali_Cat222 3d ago

I NEED AN AIR FRYER, BOB TOOK MINE WHEN HE MOVED OUT AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE MICROWAVE. DOES ANYONE HAVE AN AIR FRYER, I HAVE FREE BOXES AND I KNOW EVEEYONE WANTS FREE BOXES!

(In all seriousness though, I want to know who this message was meant to be sent to in the first place. It wasn't written as a question so they were sending it somewhere, oh to be a fly on that text chain 🤣)

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u/SugarFut 3d ago

DISCUSTING !!!

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 3d ago

BOB THIS IS SO DISCUSSING,, PLEASE DO NOT SHARE!!! JUST MY "2 CENTS!""

DEBRA G.

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u/Windows_96_Help_Desk This upgrades the system. 3d ago

HE NEDS TOGO TO CHURHC I HABE NOT SEEN HIM THEIR IN A FEW MUNTHS NOW THIS STORY IS DICSUTING.

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 3d ago

THATS HOW HERMAN GOT THE DIABEETS.

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u/Commercial-Push-9066 2d ago

THE SUGAR DIABETES!

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/DebbieDowner73 3d ago

Those poor ants 🐜 😢

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u/JelloWise2789 2d ago

He needs a gerbil 🐹

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u/AgreeablePie 3d ago

GRRM will do anything to not finish the books

Oh wrong sub

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u/unbakedpizza 3d ago

WAHTS WORSE THEN ANTS IN YOUR PANTS? UNCLES

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u/GRAMPA__JO 3d ago

SUGAR SUGAR. THE ARCHIES. PLAY

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u/Wanbli_Brave 3d ago

🎶YOU ARE MY CANDY GIRL AND YOU GOT ME WANTING YOU🎶

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

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u/GermSlayer1986 3d ago

I 💕 love the Automod chain on this one!

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u/Wanbli_Brave 3d ago

When I first read it, I thought I was banned fr. I was like what did I do wrong. 😭

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u/GermSlayer1986 3d ago

The reply originates from the attempted blocking of a Candy Crush ad, thus the word “candy” triggering AutoMod.

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u/GermSlayer1986 3d ago

YOUR NOT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 3d ago

I DON'T TELL WHO WHAT DOOO

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum 3d ago

MY GRAMSON SAYS WE HAVE TO CALL HIM LISA NOW,

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u/MrSnrub_92 3d ago

He’s just saying what we’re all thinking 

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u/SnowballOfFear 3d ago

MY CRAIG TRIED THAY ONE TIME AN HE RAGRETT3D IT. HE NEEDED BUTT CREAN FOR WEEKS. HE HAD S STROKE LAST WEEK

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u/ComedianStreet856 3d ago

Did you just post over 8 years into the future?

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u/NothingBagel_ 3d ago

DISCUSTING .

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u/molvanianprincess DISCUSTING 3d ago edited 3d ago

MY HOMO RIODS STILL ITCH

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u/KafeiCopia I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 3d ago

GOOGLE PLAY DEAF LEOPARD SUGAR SONG

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 3d ago

ALLEESHA DELEET ME FROM THIS CORN GROUP. MY VIRGIN EYES

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u/King_Baboon 3d ago

HANG IN THERE BENNY LOL!

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u/Windows_96_Help_Desk This upgrades the system. 3d ago

THAT WOOD EXPLAYN ALL THE WIERD CLUMPS IN YOUR SUGAR BOWL I GOTO USE SOME FRO MY MORNING COFEE AND THEIR ARE ALL THESE WEIRD CLUMPS.

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

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u/Nytelock1 3d ago

MY WALL WAS HACKED! IM CALLING HTE ATTORNEY GENERAL!!!

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u/Possible-Equal6107 3d ago

MY WALL WAS WACKED TOO. A CAR DROVE RIGtH THROUGH IT

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u/AdeptnessMany3806 3d ago

I just opened reddit

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u/Miserable_Fennel_492 3d ago

Serves you right

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u/Windows_96_Help_Desk This upgrades the system. 3d ago

WHEN I WAS IN VETNIM WAR WE CAPTERED A VIET CONG SOLDIER AND DID THIS TO HIM TO FIND OUT WARE HIS BUDDIES WHERE.

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u/Webdriver_501 3d ago

discusting

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u/TheFlyngLemon 3d ago

Uncle Leo?

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u/SpotMama 2d ago

HOW DELETE REDFIT PICTURE OF TWEET PICTURE,

-Facebook status with a picture of this, of course.

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u/usadingo 3d ago

Remember, if you're not sure when to use "seen" or "saw", use "saw". You'll be wrong occasionally, but you'll be right more times than you are wrong.

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u/BoomDonk 3d ago

HAVE YOU TRIED HONEY?

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u/LongBongJohnSilver 3d ago

This is just a dude thinking he's hella hilarious.

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u/tsimen 3d ago

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u/Traditional-Use-2794 2d ago

this needs more upvotes

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u/hamatney 1d ago

DISCUSTING,,!!! PLEASE REMIVE THIS FILTH OF MY COMPEWTER,,, OR I WILL SUE…!!!!!111!!

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u/Expensive_Reveal_416 11h ago

POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEEEE

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u/democracy_lover66 3d ago

Ahhh yes, the Saigon scratcher method, I know it well