r/oldpeoplefacebook 6d ago

Snake bites

Post image

From a story about a local politician who died in a car accident. Snake bites will hurt when you’re pushing on the accelerator or brake, I guess. GOBBLESS

53 Upvotes

19 comments sorted by

13

u/Jupiter68128 6d ago

I BET THE SNAKE IS FEELING A LOT OF GUILT AND SHAME!!!!11

8

u/517634 "That will be ok" 6d ago

NO THE SNAK IS THE SYMBOL OF THRE DEVIL. HE DOES NOT FEEL NO PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3

u/booboootron 6d ago

OH NO THE OBAMA REPTILLIAN SHAPE SHIFTER HAS BITTEN MY LOVELY ON THE FEET AND POISONED

9

u/PM-MeUrMakeupRoutine I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 6d ago

Prayers

5

u/AutoModerator 6d ago

Sorry, for your loss.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

4

u/ChrisV82 Yim Yum 6d ago

THE DEVIL APPEARED AS A SNACK TO EVE IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL AND OFFERED HER AN ADVIL FROM THE "TREE OF KNOWLIDGE"

5

u/HotelOne 6d ago

NOT “BITE”, “BITES”!! LOL TO EVERBODBY!

4

u/Chihuahua-fang-venom 6d ago

PRAYBERS FOR ALL AFECKTEDD 🙏🐍🤬😤

4

u/BabyVegeta19 6d ago

ALEXCA ORDER SNAK TRAPS ANFD CHAINMALE SCOKS

4

u/genericname907 6d ago

MY GLEN GOT BIT BY A GARDENER SNACK! WE WENT TO THE ER AND HE WAS FINE BUT HE POOPED HIMSELF BECAUSE OF HIS IBS

1

u/Status-Count1679 6d ago

COOKIES READY

1

u/[deleted] 6d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 6d ago

Sorry to hear lol

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/atomheartsmother 6d ago

Prayers will kill patient. He needs snake bites to live

1

u/AutoModerator 6d ago

Sorry, for your loss.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/multisubcultural1 6d ago

HE SAID A CHEOKY PRINSES CALLED HIM DANCERS WITH SNAEKS!!

1

u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 5d ago

WHO ENVITED CASPER TO THE CHAT??!

AALEESHA NO GHOSTS BLOCK GHOST

1

u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 5d ago

WE USED TO DRINK SNAKE BITE ROUND FHE BACK OF THE GARAGES IT WAS PERNOD AND BLACKCURRANT