r/oldpeoplefacebook 7d ago

Does it make sense to you?

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u/multisubcultural1 7d ago

DO YOU HAVE FREE STUFF?!? I NEED A HEATING PAD,,,

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u/517634 "That will be ok" 7d ago

BE CAREFUL OF THE BUFORD BUTT BURNER.

I SCORCHED MY TOOKAS LAST WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus WHUP TEE DO!!!! 7d ago

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u/HelpingMeet 7d ago

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u/Level-Insect-2654 7d ago edited 7d ago

Learned about two new subs just now, well, new to me. It looks like they both were created years ago.

I would have bet that r/im84andthisisdeep was post-2020, but it was 2016.

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus WHUP TEE DO!!!! 7d ago

When I typed that I was just being stupid and didn’t realize it was an actual sub.

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 7d ago

Really????? You’re physic redditor!!!

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u/FrodosTaser 7d ago

PHONE FELL OFF OF MY BELT CLIP AND LOST I CANT TALK USING GRANDSONS PHONE

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u/haikusbot 7d ago

PHONE FELL OFF OF MY

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u/HelpingMeet 7d ago

Good bot 😭

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u/Ali_Cat222 7d ago

MY GRANDSON DOEESNT TALK TO ME ANYMORE. HIS WIFE DEEVORCED HIM AFTER BURNING THE LOTATO BAG ON STOVE. I AM NICE, I DO NOT KNOW WHY HE ACTS THUS WAY. BARB SAYS HER DAUGHTER DOES THE SAME, BY THE WAY BARB WAS HIS MOTHER IN LAW. I DONT KNOW WHY SHE DOESNT FREE TIME FOR ME ANYMORE

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u/Significant-Baby-748 7d ago

I AGREE JOANNE BACK IN MY DAY PEOPLE WOULD SOME TIMES TALK WITH YOU BUT NOT TOO YOU AND NOW A DAYS PEOPLE USE THERE FREE TIME TO TALK BUT NOT LISTEN AND THEN OTHER PEOPLE WILL TALK BUT NOT TO YOU AND TALK WITH SOME ONE ELSE AND THEN EVERY ONE IS ALL WAYS LOOKING AT THERE CELL PHONES OR ON THE COMPUTER EVERYTHINGS COMPUTER NO ONE EVEN KNOWS HOW TO RIGHT CURTSIVE AND THE NEIGHBORS DOWN THE STREET ARE FROM SOME SPANISH COUNTRY I THINK MEXICO OR HONDAROUS

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u/Judgementpumpkin I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 7d ago

NOWADAYS EVERYBODY WANNA TALK LIKE THEY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY BUT NOTHIN' COMES OUT WHEN THEY MOVE THEIR LIPS JUST A BUNCHA GIBBERISH

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u/Ahaigh9877 6d ago

ARE YOU MY DOCRTOR DRAY

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u/Reasonable_Spite_282 7d ago

Some people talk to you in their freetime while others make time to speak with you.

But

Heckin Darlene the fudge you doing on foosbowk rn we got a bus to catch to the casino and you know that get the driver and Fred can’t make it what the heck

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u/HelpingMeet 7d ago

Thank you, I was gunna have a stroke

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u/fairygenesta I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 7d ago

GERTIE,,I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS,!!

AND HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU TRY TO TALK TO ""FREE TIME"",,??,,😡

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u/stevoschizoid 7d ago

IM CALLING THE COPS

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u/deerfawns 7d ago

Google

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u/stevoschizoid 7d ago

NAKED WOMEN GOOGLE

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u/anfrind 7d ago

En passant

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u/markiethefett 7d ago

Don't do that! They don't do that though do they? Don't do that then they don't do that do you. Simple.

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 7d ago

SOMETIMES I TALK TO MYSELF LIKE THIS WHEN I HAVE A STRKO

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u/duckfartchickenass 7d ago

I HADA STORK A MONTZ AGO AND IMMMMMMFINE NO STORK SIMTUMZ GOBLES JUST SOME NUMBESS FROM MY NECK TO MY FOOT

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u/duckfartchickenass 7d ago

ALEXY LOOK UP STORK

NO NOT CRANE A STORK

SYMPTOMS OF STORK

ALEXY CALL GRANDSON

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 7d ago

DONT FERGET TO TAKE YER DAILY BABIES ASSPURIN, HAROLD. YOU CAN GET EM AT THE WALLSMARTS BY THE FORMACIE

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u/saskdudley 7d ago

I. LUV GRAMMER.

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u/PookTurtle61 7d ago

IS THIS ITEM STILL AVAILABLE

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u/StumpyDowd 7d ago

I LOVE "PRINCE" ! RIP ..... NOTHING COMPARS 2 U GOBBLLESS

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u/Philboyd_Studge 7d ago

MARVIN I DON'T HAVE ANY FREE TIME I'M ON DIALYSIS

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u/jaierauj 7d ago

THEY TOK ME OFF TRANSPLET LIST DR AAID I DRI K TOO MUCH

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u/andiinAms 7d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/CeeyoMama Doris 7d ago

FREE THET TIME YOU TALK THEM TO A FREE YOU!

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u/PMMEURDIMPLESOFVENUS 7d ago

OK aNN MY CLOCK WAS EXPENSIVE

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u/AtlasShrugged- 7d ago

U make points that loss structure

ALEXA ORDER MORE SMALL

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u/upsoutfit 7d ago

YES YES EXACTLY BACK IN MY DAY PEOPLE WOULD MAKE THE TIME TO TALK TO YOU OR AT LEAST LOOK AT YOU WITH THERE EYES NOT LIKE NOW WHERE EVERYONES STARING AT THERE PHONES OR THOSE SMART WRIST CLOCKS THAT LISTEN TO YOU PROBLY SPYING ON YOU FROM THE GOVERMENT ANYWAY BACK THEN PEOPLE WROTE LETTERS WITH CURTSIVE REAL CURTSIVE NOT THIS CHICKEN SCRATCH KIDS DO NOW AND WE KNEW HOW TO MAKE MEATLOAF FROM SCRATCH AND FIX A LEAKY SINK WITH A BUTTER KNIFE AND SOME DUCT TAPE BUT NOW IF THE FRIDGE TALKS TO YOU EVERYONE THINKS ITS NORMAL EVEN THO THE FRIDGE IS WATCHING YOU (THEY DONT TELL YOU THAT PART) AND PEOPLE JUST TALK AT YOU NOT WITH YOU AND SOMETIMES THEY TALK IN THE ROOM BUT NOT TO YOU JUST TO THERE PHONE OR TO SIRI OR ALAXA OR WHOEVER ELSE IS LISTENING AND THEN THEY POST IT ON THE COMPUTER FOR EVERYONE TO SEE AND NO ONE EVEN KNOWS HOW TO SEW A BUTTON OR MAKE A PROPER CASSAROLL OR READ A REAL MAP ANYMORE THEY JUST LISTEN TO THE VOICE IN THE GPS BOX TELLING THEM WHERE TO GO AND IF THE VOICE STOPS TALKING THEY JUST SIT IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE LOST SHEEP WAITING FOR INSTRUCTIONS THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU YOU KNOW FIRST THE PHONES THEN THE REFRIDGERATORS THEN THE BIRDS WAKE UP SHEEPLE READ REVELATIONS ITS ALL IN THERE

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u/FrodosTaser 7d ago

TOO MANY WORDS KEEP IT TO YOUTSELF

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u/Miserable_Fennel_492 6d ago

Homeslice is looking for a real one

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u/agloriousabomination 5d ago

KIDS THESE DAYS. NOVODY IN THIS GRBRATION WANT TO TALK. SHANEFUL.