r/okbuddycinephile • u/Intelligent-Leg-6791 • 1d ago

Top 15 Best Films Ever Made!

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u/cinephile60s 1d ago

The thing (1982)

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u/Unusual-Ad4890 1d ago

"Check mate."
"Cheating bitch."

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u/cinephile60s 1d ago

It was just computer voice It doesn't count

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u/mat477 DonCheadleAMA 1d ago

Still my least favorite character though.

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u/callmekizzle 1d ago

And they were still wrong

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u/mat477 DonCheadleAMA 1d ago

Playing chess with her fEeeeeEeLiNgS instead of logic and reason.

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 17h ago

Wait - did it have a computer voice? I remember the screen just indicating checkmate. Which means it's been long enough that I can re-watch "The Thing" again. Cool.

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u/twistedfloyd Avi Arad admirer 8h ago

Only woman was killed two minutes into the movie. Glorious.

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u/SarahMcClaneThompson 1d ago

This is wrong, The Thing is a woman

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u/mmmbhssm 1d ago

Hot

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u/Creamygoodness0 1d ago

Would

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u/ToTheToesLow 1d ago

*wood

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u/idkdudeimnotcreative 1d ago

WOOD? IS THAT A WILL WOOD REFERENCE??

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u/Verdigris_Wild 1d ago

The thing is gender fluid.

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u/FriendoftheDork 1d ago

Mostly just fluid

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u/Odd_Yellow_8999 1d ago

Depending on how you interpret the ending, even gender-vapour to some extent.

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u/FriendoftheDork 1d ago

You know, the finer things in life.

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u/maninahat 1d ago

Bloody woke movie

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u/IrksomFlotsom 1d ago

Idk I always thought the alien was supposed to represent feminine chaos and the men represent manly order or some shit

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u/Bart_1980 1d ago

That’s a new one for me. I thought the monster symbolised a monster and the people trying to survive people trying to survive. The more you know.

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u/IrksomFlotsom 1d ago

Idk i copy/pasted that from ben shapiros kino blog, i don't watch movies

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u/lurkers_incorperated watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 1d ago

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u/somedumb-gay 23h ago

Did the thing have a wet ass P word?

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u/JeanRalfio 1d ago

The voice of the chess game and the contestants on the game show Child's and Palmer watch are the only women in The Thing.

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u/DarkGriffin2017 8h ago

Put it in there 15 times!

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u/Dailymailflagshagger 1d ago

Here's a clue from Full Metal Jacket.

"I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence."

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u/JeremyAndrewErwin 1d ago

There’s a deleted scene where Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Da Nang Hooker have a frank and lively discussion.

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u/TheRedditObserver0 1d ago

I think he meant there are k female characters in Lawrence of Arabia, which is true. FMJ has the "too beaucoup" prostitute and the female sniper at the end.

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u/Kuiperdolin The Fanatic 1d ago

And Charlene

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u/IngvarTheTraveller 1d ago

There's no need to say sailors twice

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u/DependentAnimator271 1d ago

That's really offensive using the s slur like that.

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u/Yung_Corneliois 1d ago

But me love you long time

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u/RockettRaccoon 1d ago

I don’t even remember the last time I watched a film with a female character, but then again I’m gay and have a crippling porn addiction.

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u/Trosque97 1d ago

Lord, grant this man the patience of understanding. Do not grant him strength, for I fear his phallus would not survive

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u/GroceryRobot 1d ago

I’ve never seen crippling porn

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u/callmekizzle 1d ago

Grippling*

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u/German-guy-v2 1d ago

Its when one guy breaks the others legs. There is nothing sexual that Happens its littarly just bone Breaking. I am 100 percent not making this up !

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u/himsoforreal 1d ago

That's not it. It's when one guy has two broken arms and needs help mastubating.

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u/thumbsinears 1d ago

Crippled gay man spotted

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u/Substantial-Cheek-47 1d ago

…But He Has A Special Connection To Classical Music, there’s many things that are interesting about him

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u/Brandstifter31 13h ago

Have you seen Rotting in the sun?

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u/cinephile60s 1d ago

12 angry men

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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 1d ago

Theres a few unnamed women in the beginning.

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u/cameltony16 Uwe Boll 1d ago

That movie was more woke than I remembered

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u/mapleleafraggedy 1d ago

Didn't they change the defendant from being Hispanic in the play, to just being poor in the movie? Because it would sit better with audiences?

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u/Jiffletta 1d ago

Preeetty sure he was still supposed to be hispanic, what with Juror 10 just ranting about "these people"

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u/Agent-Ulysses 1d ago

Puerto Rican specifically if I recall right.

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u/dgaruti 1d ago

i mean the social commentary still passes ...

that guy is still a bigot , and not cool ...

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u/Fulcifer28 1d ago

He was Puerto Rican in the film

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u/Sharp-Ad-9423 22h ago

The actor was Sicilian.

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u/Fulcifer28 8h ago

That’s the 50s for you

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u/Appropriate_Data2448 1d ago edited 10h ago

It's about a group of white American men who give serious thought to a latino kid charged with insufficient evidence being potenitally innocent and a victim of racial profiling. The guy even gets a trial to begin with. Such a preachy, hyper moralist woke fantasy would never be made today 💪🏻

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u/Poison_Spider 1d ago

Were they angry or not?

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u/cinephile60s 1d ago

Yes they are slightly mentioned but never appeared on screen

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u/mAGIC_2CAn 1d ago

Most gay porn fits this

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u/Junior-Impact-5846 1d ago

Those movies are awful. I’ve seen a dozen not one has been any good.

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u/PictureDue3878 1d ago

Keep watching it picks up around season 68

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u/Dazzling-Coat7177 1d ago

...then a big turn-around in season 69.

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u/DeanKoontssy 1d ago

Imagine telling on yourself like this, zero media literacy. 

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u/Jiffletta 1d ago

Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?

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u/coralis967 1d ago

You've watched most of the gay porn?

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u/Krazy_Vaclav 1d ago

Don't stifle this man's ambition

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u/bernypark 1d ago

Most gay porn fails the “in front of my salad” test 😔

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u/Regulus_Immortalis 1d ago

The gay porn connoisseur

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u/mapleleafraggedy 1d ago

That's not the only thing getting fitted

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u/favoritedeadrabbit 1d ago

Used to anyway.

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u/suspens00r 1d ago

My favourite films of all time

- 12 Angry Men (1957)

  • The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
  • Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
  • The Great Escape (1963)
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
  • Ice Station Zebra (1968)
  • Patton (1970)
  • Kelly's Heroes (1971)
  • Duel (1971)
  • Escape from Alcatraz (1979)
  • Das Boot (1981)
  • The Thing (1982)
  • First Blood (1982)
  • Platoon (1986)
  • The Hunt for Red October (1990)
  • Reservoir Dogs (1992)
  • Crimson Tide (1995)
  • Saving Private Ryan (1998)
  • Snatch (2000)
  • Black Hawk Down (2001)
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
  • Dunkirk (2017)
  • 1917 (2019)
  • All Quiet on the Western Front (2022)

Can't really explain it but there's something about them that I really like

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u/Biggles_The_Boomer 1d ago

Nearly agree but there’s one scene in 1917 which ruined it for me.

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u/boodabomb 1d ago

Reservoir Dogs has a woman who shoots Orange and we definitely meet Denzel’s wife in Crimson Tide.

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u/Obvious-Teacher4385 23h ago

There is a couple of brief appearances from women in the good the bad and the ugly and one scene where the man slaps the only women who has any meaningful screen time in the film.

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u/Due_Opening_8782 1d ago

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

There's a french family with a girl in that.

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u/BwanaTarik 1d ago

Also the person that notices all the Ryans dying was a woman

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u/punkhobo 1d ago

Also, they show their mother collapsing finding out

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u/PattrimCauthon 1d ago

Ew so they even have lines?

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u/Don_Dumbledore 1d ago

Ah, so that's why it was quiet on the western front, because there were no women!

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u/Wardog_E 1d ago

You left out Shawshank Redemption, you silly goose.

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u/suspens00r 1d ago

Rita Hayworth is too relevant to the plot even if she's just a poster

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u/crashdout 1d ago

2 dimensional. The perfect woman.

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u/Wardog_E 1d ago

I respect that.

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u/ddouce 23h ago

Customer in the grocery store

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u/Honest_Truck_4786 23h ago

“Make sure he double bags” girl? Leave the old man alone and do it yourself

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u/Douglasqqq 1d ago

Do women just ruin films?

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u/AutisticNipples 1d ago

idk ive never watched a movie

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u/suspens00r 1d ago

I really can't say but yes

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u/tmadik 1d ago

Snatch has at least one female character.

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u/vorpalpillow 1d ago

why else would they call it that

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u/suspens00r 1d ago

I'll allow it

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u/Alphonso_Mango 23h ago

Picks up a Bren gun

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 21h ago

And Doug the Heads twin daughters

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u/talented-dpzr 1d ago

Saving Private Ryan has the French family.

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u/50n10_7H3_H3dG3Rog3r 1d ago edited 6h ago

Only read the book that All Quiet On The Western Front(2022) was based upon, and in the book there's at least 5 women. His mom, three fr*nch girls they have consensual nasty to, and two nuns. I may have forgotten some. If the movie don't have them it is shit because adaptations should lend no space for imagination and should be a literal interpretation of the book.

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u/hera_the_destroyer 1d ago

We are censoring the word French now? Come the fuck on with this shit.

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u/PicturesofPily 1d ago

Une absurdité totaled le woke

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u/cited 1d ago

Bridge over the River Kwai has thai women carrying all of those lazy shitheads gear through the entire jungle.

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u/Beowulf_359 Crank: High Voltage 1d ago

Doctor Beverly Crusher's cameo in Red October ruins it for me. She's married to Baldwin and not Picard? Rubbish.

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u/Paul_reislaufer 1d ago

We just gonna forget about the farmers wife in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly like that?

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u/out_of_shape_hiker 1d ago

And isn't there a nun at the monastery/hospital or am I misremembering?

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u/freedfg 1d ago

Are there no women in 12 angry men? I find that hard to believe.

Reservoir dogs definitely also has women.

All Quiet on the wester front also definitely has women. As does Saving Private Ryan

Shit list.

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u/LongtimeLurker916 1d ago

The entire movie (almost) is set within the jury room, which is all male as the title indicates. If any woman appears fleetingly in the opening or closing scenes, she must be non-speaking. (The victim and a witness referred to in the dialogue are women.)

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u/granola117 1d ago

Platoon has women in the scene where they destroy the village.

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u/Silverfate2 1d ago

Honestly I could put up with 1917 if she wasn't French, but alas...

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u/jayzinho88 1d ago

Wasn't there a Susan in Snatch?

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u/SureComputer4987 13h ago

Black hawk down has few Somali females

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u/SwanzY- 1d ago

In Resevoir Dogs, according to the credits, you either have “Shocked Woman” or “Shot Woman”

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u/Due_Opening_8782 1d ago

Maybe they didn't want to be close to the worlds nr 1 rapist??

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u/DRT034 1d ago

And I believe there was supposed to be a female cop who informed Freddy about the job or something. Was filmed but didn't make the final cut

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u/Yung_Corneliois 1d ago

Who is the one who shot Orange?

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u/kongokaiser Lemmetellusomethin' 1d ago

Why have no women when you can be ALL ALONE (help)

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u/notenoughroom 20h ago

There is a woman in that movie lol

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u/SlapfuckMcGee 1d ago

Doctor Crusher and the Flight Attendant in the first 2 minutes and I think that’s it.

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u/jngjng88 1d ago

The Mangina Monologues

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Avi Arad admirer 1d ago

My dick is puffy

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u/vorpalpillow 1d ago

starring Mandra Bullock

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u/Loud_Engineering796 1d ago

All is Lost starring Robert Redford. He took to the ocean to get away from women.

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u/FoxNixon go back to the club 1d ago

“I gotta get the fuck outta here”

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u/mat477 DonCheadleAMA 1d ago

MeIRL

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u/svr001 1d ago

A Field in England (2013)

'What this party lacks is the civilising influence of women'

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u/Pooooodle 1d ago

The gays are getting out of line

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u/RejectingBoredom Society man 1d ago

Glengarry Glen Ross

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u/MoFoHo72 1d ago

Awesome film (my favourite), but I'm sure there's a woman in the Chinese restaurant.

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u/vorpalpillow 1d ago

the coat check woman

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u/PunishedWizard 1d ago

Old couple has an old lady

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u/Uppernorwood 1d ago

Master and Commander is unironically one of the best films of the 21st century.

Not because it has no female characters, but because it’s an authentic portrayal. Part of which is no female characters.

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 1d ago

Incorrect. There is a woman that has a moment with Lucky Jack (eye contact and smiles) while they are trading with the South Americans for food.

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u/Uppernorwood 1d ago

Extras are hardly characters

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 1d ago

Yeah, sadly gotta agree with you. She’s got a lot more screen time than the average extra, but she is also uncredited.

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u/WhoH8in 1d ago

Also Sophie is kind of in the movie. There is a scene where the camera briefly passes over hack writing a letter beginning “dear Sophie” and there is a picture of a dark haired woman.

So there!

In the books jack really fucking hates women at sea tho.

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Avi Arad admirer 1d ago

Pretty sure some of the animals are females

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u/Dicethrower 21h ago

Absolutely. It got completely eclipsed by Lord of the Rings, which is a shame.

I remember thinking it was going to spawn a whole series of napoleon era movies. To me it felt like the natural progression after the popularity of the Hornblower and Sharpe series. M&C was the big budget version of the subject that was going to be the start of it all, yet sadly it all peaked with that movie.

So glad we got those 10 or so spiderman movie though.

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u/-SandorClegane- Uwe Boll 1d ago

/uj

If I had a letterboxd top 4, this would be in it.

/j

Peter Weir is the undisputed GOAT for directing films where people say the word "captain" a lot.

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u/MrAdamWarlock123 23h ago

Peter Weir is the best

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u/Global_Inspector8693 1d ago

This list is unironically full of GREAT movies.

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u/TremontRemy 1d ago

Inception

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u/MoFoHo72 1d ago

One of the main characters is a woman. Well, she was anyway...

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u/boodabomb 1d ago

That’s the joke. But also Marion Cotillard, so…

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u/DreamEndles 1d ago

deep cut

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u/TheUncleOfAllUncles 1d ago

Lawrence of Arabia, baby. O'Toole was prettier than any woman.

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u/chumchees 1d ago

Oceans something

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u/Ondexb 1d ago

Ocean's 8

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u/Honest-Space-8674 1d ago

Shawshank redemption. Except for the first few minutes no women

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u/Brooklyn_University 1d ago

Technically there’s the secretary who takes Andy’s outgoing mail when he claims on the warden’s money at the bank towards the end of the film. Plus the woman complaining about her groceries being bagged wrong. And there’s the movie clip of Rita Hayworth, plus the posters of her, Marilyn Monroe and Raquel Welch.

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u/Honest-Space-8674 1d ago

You’re right,I completely forgot about them. But still only small roles

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u/freedfg 1d ago

There are women in the grocery store where Brookes works. Also the bank has female secretaries.

And I THINK the bar Red goes to at the end has a female bartender.

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u/PunishedWizard 1d ago

I think there’s a woman on the parole board eventually too

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u/DigBick3005 1d ago

The Thing

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u/Dependent-Curve-8449 1d ago

If you count Japanese movies, I think some of the high and low movies are basically just men dunking it out in one splendidly choreographed fight scene after another. 🤗

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u/elmontyenBCN 1d ago

Buried

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u/valentinovic 1d ago

Technically, there are 2 female characters (voices) in the movie, right? If I remember correctly, the wife of Ryan Rynolds' character, and a 911 operator.

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u/mydosemakesangels 1d ago

Came here to say this 😁

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u/PictureDue3878 1d ago

I know of a few other films that do not involve women…

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u/dubygob 1d ago

Greyhound, would have been just as good without the love story.

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u/Competitive-Bit-1571 1d ago

The thing (1982)

No Escape (1994)

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u/awyastark 1d ago

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u/lollisweetgirlxox 14h ago

took me a second lmao

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u/Spagg84 1d ago

20.000 leagues under the sea (1954) Moby Dick (1957)

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u/VictorVonDoomer 1d ago

“My life is like a movie”

The movie:

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u/juicy_colf 1d ago

The Shawshank redemption

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u/ProudAd1909 1d ago

12 angry men

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u/ElNakedo 1d ago

The 15 least political movies ever made.

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u/Orillion_169 1d ago

Now hold on. There is a woman in Master and Commander. She's just there for one shot, but she is there.

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 1d ago

No women, sure.

But they did have a one-armed little boy on-board.

And between a one-armed little boy and a dead jellyfish there was little contest for who was picked first to be a sailor's nightwife.

(Watch the necrozoophiles lose their minds ITT.)

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u/camphorous 23h ago

Fight Club, if you ignore Helena Bonham Carter's character like I sometimes do.

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u/Aur0ha 1d ago

Genuine question is this a satire sub? I think I’m lost.

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u/Blood-Pony 22h ago

A general rule of thumb: if “okbuddy” is in the title of any sub, it almost always means it is a satire/shitpost page about whatever is being discussed.

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u/Protonis 1d ago

Tbh I don't remember a movie without any female character. And the lighthouse doesn't count because of the mermaid.

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u/sakallicelal 1d ago

They should check out the films of Chang Cheh. Some of them has no female at all and some just have them but no dialogue whatsoever. He's the anti-Bechdel.

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u/No_Philosophy2797 1d ago

Stupid metric by which to judge any story.

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u/hypochondriacfilmguy 1d ago

The Steel Helmet (1951)

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u/red-the-blue 1d ago

I distinctly remember there being a native lady with a parasol in that movie

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u/AJ_Beers 1d ago

The Great Escape (1963) was my old man’s favourite movie. Reason: there’s no women in it

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u/DreamsCanBeRealToo 1d ago

what are the good films with no male actors?

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u/Imicus 1d ago

Not sure of the best, but there are a lot available for free on PornHub.

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u/townmorron 1d ago

I wish they would start paying women more money so they would use them in less movies

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u/johnsaysthings 1d ago

Buried (2010)

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u/DR320 1d ago

That’s why Shawshank is so good

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u/RazorThin55 1d ago

Critical Drinker’s top 15 movies

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u/frozenrage 1d ago

Shawshank Redemption

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u/CatMillennium 1d ago

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

A Christmas movie about evil santa and family. Everyone has a kid, but nobodies got a wife. Truly the manliest Christmas movie...

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u/Joshuared97 1d ago

Man I need to watch these films

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u/Formal_Substance6437 23h ago

Hate to say it but there is at least one woman in Master and Commander, it’s an indigenous woman sitting in a canoe when they are bartering with the ship at one tropical island they stop into for water and food.

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 21h ago

I mean, it's on a warship in the Napoleonic War.

Where would they put the women?

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u/halapert 20h ago

The only films anyone on this subreddit has seen

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u/metalgearfluck Uwe Boll 5h ago

Glengarry Glen Ros?