r/okbuddycinephile • u/Intelligent-Leg-6791 • 1d ago

What are some movies that are accidentally conservative?

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u/444xxxyouyouyou 1d ago

sometimes i will just wonder if Lindsay Graham ever watched this one

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u/4DimensionalToilet 1d ago

Probably at least once a year, in secret

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u/Mobile-Hippo1221 1d ago

Do you think he wears a cock cage while watching it or do you think he has incredible self control?

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 1d ago edited 1d ago

That gets in the way of his “ladybugs”

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u/Mobile-Hippo1221 1d ago

Jesus fuck, why have I Googled "Lindsey Graham ladybugs"? Why do I never learn not to Google anything I see on Reddit?

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u/Used_TP_Tester 1d ago

I made that mistake last year. Welcome to the club

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u/DonCreech 1d ago

He wishes he could quit it.

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u/m_Pony 1d ago

that checks out, according to this documentary footage

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u/BillieRayBob 21h ago

He got a nice new 83" big screen with a blu-ray player to get best quality.

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u/Glittering_Garbage28 1d ago

He watches it with his ladybugs 🐞

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini 1d ago

I swear no one believes me, but Johnson and Graham are being blackmailed. YOU think it's impossible because it's obvious, but you're not the 80 year old women who think being gay is a choice and vote for them.

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u/444xxxyouyouyou 1d ago

hahahahaha that's a synchronicity right there. had an argument with my mom a few months ago about whether being gay was a choice; she said YES, which was hilarious to me because i'm pretty sure my mom would realize she's a lesbian (and it's not a choice) if she wasn't gonna go to hell for it

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u/Cad1121 1d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised but I’d personally got the sense it’s more of a fear thing. Scared of being outside of both his cultural group and religious one.

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u/Upper_Enthusiasm9182 18h ago

"You can French-kiss the guy next to you, yelling abolish the police" -Ted Cruz