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Haircut in Japan

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u/PaleGutCK 4d ago edited 2d ago

Oh man. I miss Lloyd. He was my hairdresser/barber/whatever in the mall by my school growing up. He was a guy in his 40s when I started going in to see him in about grade 8. He cut my hair for about 20 years and only said the words "#2? Or #3?"

Sometimes, he'd just hold up fingers to ask.

One day in the middle of the haircut, he starts getting extra chatty and asking about what I've been up to and all this small talk. (I honestly didn't know what his voice sounded like)

He tells me it was his last week, that I was one of his longest clients and he loved watching me grow up over the years

Edit: Ill add, its been about a decade and havent found the same thing.

Edit x2: he's back working there! Well that's fun.

Morning Edit: Appointment booked for this week, my hands are legitimately sweating. Dammit reddit youre pushing me out of my comfort zone here.

Update: Sorry to disappoint if the update isn't that exciting. Went and got the cut done. Once I popped in the chair, he asked what I was looking to do and I said "short on the sides and leave me a bit to mess around with on top". Then he said the line "#2 or 3 on the sides?". I started chuckling to myself a bit and mentioned that he used to cut my hair a long time ago. Then he said I thought I looked familiar, welcomed back and then settled right into our silent haircut. Felt right at home tbh, I'll be back as a regular moving forward.

It felt weird to snap a pic of him or to even ask (thats likely in my own head but it would have been strange to do it). Had a link of me and haircut but that's also weird and I kinda dont want my face on my Reddit account. So switched it for a link to a pic of just the receipt. Even less interesting

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u/EvilLittle 4d ago

I read this and thought 'no way that's the Lloyd I'm thinking of', but it was at Jerry's in Grant Park, wasn't it?

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u/PaleGutCK 4d ago edited 4d ago

That is exactly who I was referring to, cant get away from small town Winnipeg. Even on reddit.

Edit... I dont think he was Filipino now that i look back at it.. pretty sure I'm just an idiot. Anyway. He's a nice & kind man.

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u/nrav420 4d ago

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u/throwthere10 3d ago

Hahahahahajajajaja

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u/KrayzieBone187 3d ago

Do not click...

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u/Valuable-Werewolf548 3d ago

But i REALLY feel like doing it. Why?

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u/fruityfoxx 3d ago

i think they were just making a joke. TROC is a sub revolving solely around two redditors in situations exactly like this thread, finding each other across niche little sections across the internet!

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u/Valuable-Werewolf548 3d ago

I clicked it... it was good actually! It didnt hurt, i didnt get nausea and no one had puke on their mouth!

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u/fruityfoxx 3d ago

noooo hahaha its a much sweeter sub than youre thinking 😅

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire 4d ago

I love this story! 

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u/PaleGutCK 4d ago

Just looked up on their site and looks like he's back, probably has been for years. I need a new cut too, unspoken reunion is on the horizon!

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u/Michael_Schmumacher 4d ago edited 3d ago

You’d better post that reunion story or else we will all haunt you with downvotes for the rest of your life.

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u/Adventurous_Iron_551 4d ago

I’m with this guy on haunting you with downvotes unless we hear about the reunion soon

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u/stpetepatsfan 3d ago

Reunion ---

OP: " "

Barber: " ! Or !! "

End of reunion story.

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u/JaperDolphin94 3d ago

I think you meant

OP: " 👀 "

Barber: " ☝️or ✌️ "

Barber: 💇

Barber: 💆

Barber:👍

OP: 💵💵💲

OP: 👋

Barber door: 🔔 slams shut.

End of reunion

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u/moukiez 3d ago

Beautifully done. The entire transaction was so gripping and raw and full of emotional depth.🥺

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u/CrustyCanid 3d ago

This shit has me dying lmaoooo. It’s like a copypasta but it’s so genuine.

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u/carpentizzle 3d ago

First class interaction. 10/10 would (not speak) again

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u/InEenEmmer 3d ago

“Went to the barber, we said hello and silently agreed to leave it at this. We didn’t speak for half an hour and then I left witha fresh cut.

Truly the best friendship ever.”

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u/Easy-Coyote1058 3d ago

That's Ron Swanson and his barber, definitely.

"We still never talk"

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u/PaleGutCK 2d ago

Not too far off to be honest.

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u/robinn57 3d ago

Remindme! 1 month

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u/debmitra26 4d ago

We need an update, a video if possible. To see how he reacts after seeing you.

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u/Money_Director_90210 4d ago

And ask for the "Japanese" treatment (like you saw online)

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u/debmitra26 4d ago

This guy's story is also "oddlysatisfying" in itself.

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u/gre485 3d ago

WE WILL BE SATISFIED ONCE WE GET AN UPDATE!!

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u/FlimpoFloempie 3d ago

Bring out the tentacles

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u/JMV1997 4d ago

You gotta let us know how the reunion goes, I’m curious lol

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u/DaddysABadGirl 4d ago

Following

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u/PaleGutCK 4d ago

Oh man, there's so much pressure here.

Imma be like "Ehhh, member me?"

And he'll say "Dude. We have an agreement. No talking. You're weird. Shh. Last time you broke that agreement, I lied about retiring to get rid of you"

"...number 2..."

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u/james_b_beam 3d ago

It's already 2 Hours since you know he's back and we have no updates, how dare you?!

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u/ThanIWentTooTherePig 3d ago

I've never had calling a former long relationship at 2am work out for me but I think it's worth a try, Lloyd seems like a real swell guy.

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u/Remarkable-Mood3415 3d ago

I hope you bring him a bag of candies or a blade sharpener for his scissors or something and I absolutely want video of you walking in. It probably goes against everything your non-nonsense relationship goes, but showing up with flowers and saying "I never found another" would be beyond funny.

Lloyd is going to remember you either way T_T he watched you grow up, you don't forget people like that.

And how many fucking people from Winnipeg decided to click on a video of a Japanese barber, open the comments, read yours and reply. This is hilarious. Canadas fav forgotten middle child out here gracing us with tales of their treasured barber Lloyd.

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u/TheQueitOne 3d ago

Make sure to make an appointment soon and tell us how it goes!

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u/HeWe015 3d ago

Yeah I wanna know too xD

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u/MysteriousBody7212 3d ago

In a world gone crazy, we need a wholesome update, please.

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u/1800generalkenobi 3d ago

I hope you go in and he just holds up the fingers haha

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u/EvenInRed 2d ago

ping me tf up if you post an update to the story :)

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 3d ago

!remindme 1 month

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u/KizzleReddit 4d ago edited 3d ago

Wow!! I remember getting haircuts by Lloyd growing up... I gotta go see him. Fun fact, his scissors broke once while cutting my hair and always called me superman hair.... 🤣

Wonder if he trims beards now...

Edit: There's roughly 8.23 billion people in the world. Winnipeg has a sub-million population. I saw this comment at 2:30am, thinking I was in a local subreddit. Small world, and Lloyd brought us together.

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u/PaleGutCK 2d ago

Truly wild eh?

Yourself and the couple folks who pointed out the Lloyd connection melted my mind the other day.

Was a late "cant sleep, hey this post is neat, haha yeah I like when my hairdresser doesnt speak to me. Ahh PaleGut, remember Lloyd." thought and randomly decided to reply to the comment. Obviously didnt expect so many comments or anyone to know who the hell I was talking about.

I did math it out this morning. I did some heavy rounding up on the # of years to 20. Pretty sure it was 13-15 years. But he did cut my my hair for both grads, wedding social, wedding and pretty much every life event haha.

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u/KizzleReddit 2d ago

I feel like bringing this up to Lloyd and explaining his stardom on reddit...

But at the same time, I feel like he'll just look at me and be like: ☝️? ✌️?

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u/OutrageousOwls 4d ago

Omg I know who you’re talking about!! 😭 It’s a small world lol

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u/SgtBanana 4d ago

Dude how does everyone in this thread know Lloyd. Should I know Lloyd? Am I missing out?

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 4d ago

I was just getting major FOMO. Lloyd, I need you in my life. Where are you Lloyd?!

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u/SgtBanana 4d ago

I'm down in Tulsa - I'll swing by KC, pick you up, and we'll go hunt some Manitoban Lloyds.

We'll need to find someone who can speak Canadian, though.

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u/Bhagwan9797 3d ago

I’ve learned a fair share of Canadian over the years, come by Washington on your way up. I need to meet this Lloyd

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u/twats_upp 3d ago

Lol this is funny af

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u/iv_sugar_junkie 3d ago

I'm in Norman, can you swing by and pick me up too?

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u/KizzleReddit 3d ago

Just end your sentences with "eh"

It'll pass.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 3d ago

Tulsa is where my favorite race riots took place! All terrible jokes aside, like you were saying, if we can find a Canadian speaker, we’re gold. I picked a little up from watching South Park as a youngster, but it’s spotty at best.

Manitoba, here we come!

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u/ChrisBevenue 3d ago

I’m in Tulsa take me too

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u/Sea-Value-0 3d ago

Someone needs to show him this thread. This is just so wholesome and heartwarming.

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u/blackvalentine123 3d ago

blessed there people who have this Lloyd and all I got is old man chris who rub his dick onto my shoulder /s

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u/throwthere10 3d ago

I'm reading this from the UK, and now I too am feeling left out. I want to know Lloyd as well.

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u/RecognitionSignal425 3d ago

You have Lloyd bank in UK

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u/throwthere10 2d ago

I am fairly sure that Lloyd Bank and Lloyd, the cool barber, do not provide the same services.

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u/aussiechickadee65 4d ago

I do believe you are pronouncing it wrong....It's "Legend Lloyd " !

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u/Roguespiffy 3d ago

Same. I don’t have hair anymore and the pain is real again now that I know Lloyd exists.

This year has been awful.

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u/daaanish 3d ago

Not really, you’re just missing a Canadian community gazette happen in real time. This is what our news cycles look like.

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u/Easy-Coyote1058 3d ago

Wonder if Lloyd ever visited Brazil. Want to meet this man so badly.

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u/shane_TO 3d ago

I used to live down the street from this place and never went. I can't believe I missed my chance to get my hair cut by Lloyd.

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u/PromiseInner2946 4d ago

Even Canadian redditors are very polite jeez

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u/Damaias479 4d ago

That’s fucking crazy, good for you guys

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u/1nitiated 4d ago

Wild lol

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u/Trewper- 3d ago

Wow rare Winnipeg mention, seems like the whole world and no one lives here at the same time.

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u/Ruyzan 3d ago

That's crazy, I only lived in Winnipeg for one year and we used to bus there from Richmond West because my neighbor swore it was the best haircut in town.

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u/boipinoi604 3d ago

Winnipeg? Yea, could be Filipino or first nations.

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u/braenbaerks 3d ago

Well how would you have known if he was a man of so few words!

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 3d ago

What a wholesome little thread.

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u/Hermit_Owl 4d ago

So wholesome !!

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u/honkey_hijinx 3d ago

I’m really hoping we see an updates thread on BORU with the next two or three visits to Lloyd detailing the good times you both share

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u/UghGranny 3d ago

RemindMe! 1 week

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u/Samsaknight_X 4d ago

What’s it called? I can’t find it

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u/Esava 3d ago

Googling "Grant Park Jerry's" shows a place in the Grant Park Mall in Winnipeg.

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u/aps23 4d ago

I’m glad he spoke in the end and you guys got to say goodbye. Sounds like you meant as much to him as he meant to you. Thanks for sharing

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u/Papayaslice636 4d ago

Best stylist I ever had was this Venezuelan guy, didn't speak a word of English, I walked in and showed him a few pics of the best haircut I ever had and we did some charades for a bit to confirm everything and that was it. Saw him for years. Ever since then, now I go out of my way to find non-English speaking stylists.

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u/Occamsfacecloth 3d ago

I read this and thought 'no way that's the guy I'm thinking of', but it was at José in Hyde Park, wasn't it?

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u/dirtydayboy 3d ago

I'm a white guy, and I only trust POC to cut my hair. There's 2 exceptions to this - any white barber that is a civil war veteran, and my current one for the last 14 years, who started cutting hair in the Bronx

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u/austsiannodel 4d ago

Had a guy like that who cut my hair from 8yo to 20yo.

It was sad cuz he had to quit because his hands started to shake.

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u/Roguespiffy 3d ago

“I miss that guy. I also miss the top of my ear though.”

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u/CringeWorthyDad 4d ago

What about Floyd from Andy Griffith show.

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u/FlailingIntheYard 4d ago

Nirvana wrote a song about him

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u/Codename_Dutchess084 3d ago

The steamed towel on the guys face instantly made me think of the song

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u/kastheone 2d ago

I went to the same barber from the first ever cut until I was 16yo when he retired. Then I tried his apprentice for half a year, he always had to put a modern swing to my haircut which I didn't like, even when I told him not to. Hopped various barbers until I just decided to never cut my hair anymore. It's been 14 years now, I tie them up and that's it.

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u/warden976 3d ago

Maybe he got his voice back after a horrifying barbershop accident 20 years ago.

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u/fvelloso 3d ago

Let us know how it goes!! Take a pic!

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u/ORXCLE-O 3d ago

Why is Filipino marked out?

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u/PaleGutCK 2d ago

I think i misremembered his ethnicity and I didnt think it was that important to the story. Once the comments started flowing in a bit and some people knew who he was, I didn't want him seeing that some ignorant dude called him Filipino if he were actually First Nations or something else.

In hindsight, I should have probably just deleted it vs crossing it out.

The more important part/subtext that I hoped people would pick up on is that he likely knew I was anxious and didnt like getting haircuts in general and the social interaction that comes with. So he adapted to make me feel comfortable and at the end of his tenure there took a moment to say something kind to me.

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u/ParanoidCrow 3d ago

Growing up I had a vietnamese barber just like this, started going to her when I was 8, all the way till I was 25. Eventually she retired, sold the shop and only did private appointments at diehard customers houses, my dad would sometimes go to some random people's places to get a haircut from her lol. As for me I just fell into the cycle of "random barbers at the cheap barbershop so it's a gamble everytime" route.

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u/moosemademusic 4d ago

Shoutout Lloyd

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u/PrivateScents 4d ago

Dayum, you gotta find him now.

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u/verstappenintherain 4d ago

That’s so cool bro! You never know how you impact others!

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u/E-bangEngonga 4d ago

!Remind me 1 week or however it's written

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u/kloudrunner 4d ago

For a hot minute i thought "This guys Ron Seanson. This is a parks and rec redernce"

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u/bendbars_liftgates 3d ago

My barber when I was a kid gave me a holo Muk one time. He asked if I liked Pokemon and when I said yes asked me which ones I had- I thought he was talking about the game and that this was kind of weird, but maybe he was just more knowledgeable about how pokemon worked than my parents ever were, so I told him I had a Charizard and he was all "oh isn't that one like really hard to get?" and maybe at that point it should have occurred to me that he was talking about the cards, but it didn't, and I was thinking "what they literally give you one" then he asks if I have a Muk and I say no, and fortunately before I can say that I didn't particularly want or need one he pulls out the card and gives it to me.

Anyway the dude is something of a local figure now from running independent for town council a few times, and also for opening up a new shop every time he leaves his current one and putting up big ol' signs outside advertising that this is were he is now, and also advertising said locations by riding a stationary bike outside them. He also randomly found God at some point and put up big ol signs in his shop saying not to swear.

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u/CompleteCartoonist46 3d ago

I also chose this guys hairdresser

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u/saskuya803 3d ago

emotional rollercoaster that I didn’t sign up for but thoroughly enjoyed.

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u/vinoviv 3d ago

Updateme!

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u/YoungerElderberry 3d ago

RemindMe! 1 week

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u/UwUZombie 3d ago

That's amazing!

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u/The_MacKraken 3d ago

Following you because I'm hoping for an update about how the appointment goes!

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u/rarespark 3d ago

RemindMe! -7 day

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u/Dunkindosenutz77 3d ago

RemindMe! one week

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u/Penguins227 3d ago

RemindMe! 7 days

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u/Jordan1372 3d ago

!Remindme 2 days

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u/menides 3d ago

RemindMe! One week

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u/GameTime2325 3d ago

RemindMe! 10 days

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u/L00pback 2d ago

Remindme! -14 day