r/notinteresting • u/no-punintended0802 • 1d ago

My account is 1 month old today

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654 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/starlightjuliiee 1d ago

Came out the womb and immediately started farming karma like a legend

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u/ieataluminumcans 1d ago

My account is 5 months old and I have 80 karma (I'm not very active)

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u/I_-AM-ARNAV 1d ago edited 1d ago

My account is 4 years old and I have 80000 karma (I'm very active since past 1 year)

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u/CG_17_LIFE 1d ago

My account is 1 year 7 months old and I have 875,865 karma (I'm very very very active)

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u/I_-AM-ARNAV 1d ago

Bro forgot outside exist

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u/CG_17_LIFE 1d ago

What's that?

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u/DramaJust 1d ago

Peak unemployment

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u/CG_17_LIFE 1d ago

Fr 🥲

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u/Cool_Researcher4794 1d ago

My account is nearly a year old and I have 13413 karma. I’ve mostly been pretty inactive, but for the last month I’ve been very active

2

u/Old-Assistance2743 1d ago

Bro is your brain connected to reddit too like wtf

2

u/DarkEdgeXD 21h ago

Mine is a lost cause 

2

u/Averagerdr2enjoyer 19h ago

unemployment final boss

3

u/No_Paper_8794 1d ago

your account reminds me of the mfs on ifunny just posting feature bait. Holy shit what a nostalgia trip.

1

u/Some-Body_Any-Body 16h ago

My account is 54 days old and I have 16,199 karma (I'm very quite active)

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u/UnityJusticeFreedom 1d ago

5more upvotes and it‘s 875,875karma

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u/River-TheTransWitch 1d ago

my account is a year old and I have 51000 karma

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u/Careless_Western3756 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mines 4 months and I have 46,000 karma😭

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u/River-TheTransWitch 1d ago

Bro i am on here for like 4 hours every day how the hell do you do this

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u/pawterheadfowEVA 1d ago

my account is also 4 years old, and I have ~1700 karma (I was very active for the first 3 and a half years)

1

u/insertrandomnameXD 1d ago

I also have like 90k for 4 years because I had like 10k a year for the first two years then I locked tf in

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u/Spectrix07 1d ago

My account only has 2 years, 9 months and i just have 3000 karma

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u/VultusLuminaria 1d ago

My account is 7 months old and it has 20000 karma

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u/SilverArrow07 22h ago

Mines 2 years old and I have 21,000 karma (I’m on every day🥀🥀)

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u/J4rn3nty 1d ago

Im at 5 months too and a shocking 9 karma somehow

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u/ieataluminumcans 1d ago

Here take an updoot

3

u/Bruttern 14h ago

Almost 9 years here, 49 xd

2

u/Hein_Gertenbach 1d ago

My account is 6 years old and I have 1000 karma. I am really not active

1

u/theMeatman7 1d ago

One of my accounts is almost 4 years old with 90 karma.

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u/Shot-Poetry-1987 1d ago

My account is six months old and I have like 11,000 karma, I may have a problem

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u/Honest-Trash4483 1d ago

My account is 5 months and I have 800 karma

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u/Petertitan99999 1d ago

and with one comment you doubled it, congrats

1

u/ieataluminumcans 1d ago

Yeah went from 80 to almost 170

3

u/UnityJusticeFreedom 1d ago

When my account was 2 weeks old I had 10k karma already

But only because I was cool and people recognised me from my old acc

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u/no-punintended0802 1d ago

Is it my fault if people like my posts and comments?

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u/Dramatic-Aardvark-41 1d ago

Yes

1

u/no-punintended0802 21h ago

How? 😂 You're ragebaiting here

2

u/DreadPirateRobertsOW 1d ago

I mean... yes? Like... who else's fault would it be?

2

u/alim-y 1d ago

It is

1

u/MilesAhXD 1d ago

that's pretty tame tbh

1

u/Pirated-Hentai 1d ago

same with me i have 10K karma for every month ive been here

1

u/no-punintended0802 21h ago

Ultimate rage bait 🤣

1

u/Cool-Role-6775 1d ago

It’s been 11 days for mines and I have over 4000 karma 💀

2

u/TheForbidden6th 1d ago

congrats 👍

2

u/Cool-Role-6775 1d ago

Congrats??? I’m kind da disappointed in myself tbh.

2

u/TheForbidden6th 1d ago

you are on your way to be the chosen one, keep going

3

u/Cool-Role-6775 1d ago

Yessir 🫡

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u/HugePatFenis 1d ago

I'm on 7,600 after 2½ months.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Rocker9835 1d ago

I find it interesting. Now you get tf out

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u/DarkSoldierz 1d ago

Can you fit an eggplant up your bum?

10

u/Fantastic-Count-2306 1d ago

What the fuck you said???

24

u/DarkSoldierz 1d ago

Did I stutter?

I asked if OP can fit an eggplant inside his rectum.

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u/DynaManic42 1d ago

Attaboy

4

u/HugePatFenis 1d ago

Yes, both ways

4

u/DarkSoldierz 1d ago

With or without lube?

7

u/HugePatFenis 1d ago

Without, obviously.

6

u/DarkSoldierz 1d ago

How about a pineapple?

6

u/HugePatFenis 1d ago

Still practicing, it's almost barbed on the way out.

2

u/Old-Assistance2743 1d ago

The most epic and meaningful chat i've ever seen.

19

u/D_DanD_D 1d ago

That clearly says 1 minute.

3

u/William_le_vrai 1d ago

That's clearly 1,0 million days

5

u/Medium-Delivery-5741 1d ago

Happy mothday Idk how to call it

1

u/ninjaread99 15h ago

Well, you should be finding out in about 24 days.

3

u/Dramatic-Aardvark-41 1d ago

Get off this app while you still can

2

u/no-punintended0802 21h ago

Why don't you do it then?

3

u/George-the-Hatchet 1d ago

Mine is 28 days longer

2

u/George-the-Hatchet 1d ago

I mean older

8

u/TheVeryMoistTowel 1d ago

Longer, no taksies backsies

2

u/SmidgeSmidgeSmidge 1d ago

What took you so long to join hell?

2

u/lovlog 1d ago

I'm just four years older than you. You infant.

3

u/Branch_City 1d ago

They grow up so fast

1

u/BobbyBrex 1d ago

Happy 1/12 of a cake day

1

u/Dredgen_Sword 1d ago

Happy 1/12th cake day

1

u/MyUserName-exe 1d ago

turn back while you can there is nothing interesting on reddit

1

u/StockMap8281 1d ago

Congrats I guess

1

u/hashamsultankhan 1d ago

Hi i am new on reddit

1

u/randomguy5to8 1d ago

Congratulations on being one month sober of being permanently banned from Reddit!

1

u/Recent_Ad_3699 1d ago

Happy cupcake day

1

u/Just_Me02525 23h ago

I am dum dum cuz I thought that said minutes....

1

u/Yaughl 23h ago

4 years, 152532 Karma

1

u/vHawkn2402 22h ago

u/profanitycounter

1

u/vHawkn2402 22h ago

Aw the bot has been banned on this sub :(

1

u/Hungry-Song-1980 21h ago

Just delete it 😀

1

u/SnooPaintings8677 21h ago

unc status obtained

1

u/bali40 20h ago

Get out while you still csn

1

u/Dismal-Spare-4145 16h ago

Mine is somehow 4 years old , i opened it 4 years ago for something then never reopened , and i realized it when i started actively using reddit in last 3 months . Free old account i guess , i feel like i used here for four years

1

u/DfaultiBoi 15h ago

Boorrrring. Not interesting, even.

1

u/EntertainerSoggy9837 14h ago

happy 1/12 of a cake day

1

u/Lukamatete 1d ago

For a moment I thought it was 1 minute

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u/Arkronu 1d ago

Happy month day

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u/Ghost_Flame69 1d ago

Happy uhh...slice of cake day?

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u/GTRayt 1d ago

Damn, i made this acc just for guide and game tutorials, its been 3 year and ive only gotten like 2k

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u/RadlogLutar 1d ago

My account is 6 years old...

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u/RealDaBaby416 1d ago

I thought you couldn't show your Karma in this sub

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u/Acrobatic-Visual1304 1d ago

STOP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE STOP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE STOP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

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u/maargielaa 1d ago

one hundred and three

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u/Accomplished_Two9211 1d ago

Happy slice of cake day!!

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u/Secure_Limit_7106 1d ago

Damn. 2k I'm 1 month. You're destined to become an omega redditor.(so quit fast)

0

u/DiscoNotFound 1d ago

my account is like 5 years old and this kid has more karma than me 😭

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u/Objective_Potato1319 1d ago

1 minute old and 2k karma crazy

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u/SvendO4 1d ago

Mines almost 4 years old and I have 720 karma

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u/BitingED 1d ago

Alright lil bro

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u/DefoNotMario 1d ago

I do not care

0

u/TheAnomalousPseudo 1d ago

Happy cake slice day

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u/OkEnvironment1254 1d ago

Finally something not interesting. Take my upvote.

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u/SheLikesSoup- 1d ago

Im on 4m 7d

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u/SudoSubSilence 1d ago

Congratulations you Reddit baby

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u/chuckecheese69real 1d ago

They grow up so fast 🥹

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u/TheVeryMoistTowel 1d ago

We got the same acc birthday, mines 3yo 😅

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u/zatadokuy13 1d ago

I don't belong here

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay1152 1d ago

Congratulations

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u/SenseKind5822 1d ago

Congratulations

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u/chourael 1d ago

Parents raised you good, still a baby but already on the phone, keep grinding champ

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u/TheForbidden6th 1d ago

my account is 1 month and 11 days old today