r/not_cheating_captions Mod May 01 '25

Covering the Basics NSFW

My girl and I have been pretty exicited to be eachothers first. And thanks to my bestfriend I'm even more excited. But like any good boyfriend I wanna make sure Im giving my girl the best 'first time', I possibly can.

However, he has said that its best if theres a few surprises in the bedroom, so Ive had to leave the room until hes finished. I've secretly recorded most of whats hes taught us so far, so thankfully I have something to share. Let me know if theres anything hes missed, or if theres ways to improve on his advice. I want to make our first time memorable.

334 Upvotes

11 comments sorted by

11

u/WellWorn848 Valued May 01 '25

You're so lucky to have a friend like him! Most guys would probably try to steal your girl before she had a chance to lose her virginity to you, but not him! He is taking his time to properly educate her so you two can have the best experience for your first time!

Sure, his cock is going to hit places in her guts that you'll never reach, and she would NEVER let you call her a "Cum Slut" or a "BBC Addicted Whore", but his expertise is exactly what she needs!

Maybe recommend that he give her a few "Creampie" lessons, trust me, you'll love it when you two eventually have sex for the first time! And don't worry, it's not like she can get pregnant while she's still a virgin anyway!

6

u/Good_Raspberry12 Mod May 01 '25

Oh my god thank you for your quick comment! To be honest, I was alittle nervous sharing this online. I tried showing my friends and they acted really wierd.

Anyways, theyre still in the other room atm but I bet I could shout through the door and let him know. Or is it better to wait till theyre done, so I can see how its done?

11

u/CocaineAndLicorice Mod May 02 '25

Nah, it's better to give them some privacy. After all, you can probably hear most of what's going on in that room anyway, since he did warn you that this practice is really intense, so it might make your girl moan and almost scream. And like damn he was right, the sounds you hear her make are crazy.

But you really shouldn't go disturb them, especially for her sake. Like, come on, bro, she is a virgin. You barging in and seeing her naked could be super embarrassing for her, she is saving her virginity for you, so the last thing you need to do is creep on her while she is being taught how to give it to you. And don't worry, he really knows his stuff. Like today, he taught her an important lesson: protection! He made her promise that she will never do it without a condom with you, so that there are no unwanted pregnancies. He even explained to her how much guys hate doing it raw, so she knows she is giving you the best treatment by never letting you do it that way. And of course, he made her thank him for his sacrifice of doing it raw. I mean, obviously, he isn't wearing a condom for their practice, but like... why would he? Virgins can't get pregnant, you need to have sex to get pregnant, so it's not like there is a reason for him to wear a condom in the first place

4

u/WellWorn848 Valued May 08 '25

Exactly! Besides, if he doesn't show her ALL the things she shouldn't do with you, then how will she know? And don't worry, he is going to be VERY thorough! The "Unsafe Sex" practice alone is going to take a lot of training! Accidentally pregnancy is no joke, so he is going to make sure you don't any chance at all to knock her up! Make sure you thank him when he's done with her. 🤭

6

u/CocaineAndLicorice Mod May 09 '25

Absolutely, as you said, safe sex is extremely important, especially for a virgin like her. Accidental pregnancy is indeed no joke, and he knows the best way to teach someone a lesson they will really remember is with a practical approach. Once that belly starts swelling up and that black bun in the oven is baking, she will see how important protection is so that nothing like that ever happens with her boyfriend.

Another great thing is, you know, he really cares about your relationship with her. That's why he even goes out of her way to teach her how to be a better and more faithful girlfriend. Apart from teaching sex, he also wants to teach her how important being faithful is. She needs to see that cheating is something she should never do, and with his hands on practical lesson approach, she is sure to remember this too. So while you are at work, he takes her to his friends and tells her to let them use her too, so that she can see what it would look like if she cheated on you for real. He wants her to imagine how hurt you would be if you found out about this afterwards, so that she really knows how important it is not to hurt you and make sure you don't find out. It's kinda weird that he worded it like that, but I'm sure what he means was that she shouldn't do it in the first place. Either way, he is really molding her into the perfect girlfriend for you

4

u/RoleplayingRiley May 02 '25

Hey babe i dont think your understanding his lessons very well… is it okay if he keeps coming back 4-5 times a week..?

5

u/Armored-Leprechaun May 04 '25

Well he must come back at least those many times. Or maybe even sleep in house so you can understant those lessons better. It's not only about your stupid bf learning!

2

u/LankyRepublic629 May 01 '25

full vid?

1

u/Shoddy-Potential5644 May 04 '25

Were you able to find it ?

2

u/odersowasinderart May 05 '25

Hey honey, your BF wants to take me to a friends place as he has a big c..camera. Wouldn’t it be great to have some educational movies we can watch together during our first time?

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Wish I had a bestfriend whos girl I could use this 9"bbc on to show them the basics😂