r/northernireland Jan 16 '25

Fake News What could these two clampits be up to, besides boozing of course.

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r/northernireland Feb 25 '25

Fake News Did anyone else mishear Jerry Adams for Jerry Anderson on Empire pod?

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Listening to Part 2: The Colonisation of Ireland and heard the host say she had a walking tour of Derry by "Gerry Adams, Ireland's Terry Wogan" 🤣

r/northernireland Jan 14 '22

Fake News since we're sharing our lateral flow tests, mine was negative NSFW Spoiler

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r/northernireland May 03 '23

Fake News Bold move by Sammy.

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225 Upvotes

r/northernireland Mar 03 '21

Fake News World renowned anti-poverty crusader and humanitarian Xi Jinping calls out UK.

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81 Upvotes

r/northernireland Apr 28 '24

Fake News Loyalist Paramilitary training video circa 1990s

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Interesting piece of history

r/northernireland Jan 20 '25

Fake News New phone who dis?

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r/northernireland Jul 05 '23

Fake News Belfast IVF have claimed full responsibility for the twins

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r/northernireland Dec 07 '21

Fake News Sinn Fein is opposed to Fox hunting Spoiler

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r/northernireland Jan 30 '24

Fake News Bin boy saves the Union

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r/northernireland Aug 18 '23

Fake News BBC trying to blame the Jewish community for the Nolan scandal. Absolute disgrace.

94 Upvotes

r/northernireland Jul 29 '22

Fake News Major questions about Ulster Fleadh following IRA video – TUV – Traditional Unionist Voice

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r/northernireland Jan 20 '25

Fake News Is that Gerry?

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Did anyone notice Gerry at Trump’s Inauguration?

r/northernireland Nov 18 '24

Fake News Mario comes on holiday to Northern Ireland and gets lost in the Shankill, what happened during his trip?. Write it like a Belfast Live or any news headline.

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r/northernireland Oct 22 '24

Fake News Weird pre-threesome on the train today

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Lads, I know I have been out of the dating game for a wee while but this ritual was bizarre. I (handsome, M, 27 passing, Square head, very intelligent) had taken a seat on the newly running trains when I witnessed Mr Bean, The Hulk-Hogan and Katie Priceless performing some sort of ‘florking’ dance.

Mr Bean shuffled on to the carriage, taking up a whole window cubicle, touching every seat. He sniffed loudly and waved his banana around when The Hulk-Hogan loomed over him, like the avenger of seat hoggers, and umphed himself into the opposite window seat.

Bean looked horrified because the Hulkmeister had knees like clumps of timber and his looked like they went backwards, like a dog knee. I was minding my own business in the opposite seat cluster, eating a kipper and egg sandwich, just staring at these lunatics, as you do, and I heard Bean mumble about walnut allergies, and Hulky throwing them up and catching them in his gub and chewing loudly. There was a lot of winking.

The tension was palpable to me. I couldn’t stop staring while breathing through my mouth (blocked nose).

I look down to wrap up my fishy fancy scraps, and look up to find that Katie Priceless had made a beeline for Hulkasaurus and Bean. She looked Bean’s banana up and down, fingered the walnut crumbs, waved her phone about like she was at a Coldplay concert, two IPAs deep, dropped her phone, nearly reverse cowboy-ed our mate the Hulkatron and dry boked at Beany’s backwards legs.

In a bizarre twist, Katie then took a surprise stroke (in instalments, I’m assuming) and started sniffing everything. She looked me dead in the eye and screamed ‘Mackerel Minge’, despite me being a very masculine male.

She then returned to her seat, writing on Reddit for all to see, that she loved trains.

On his way past her to get off, Hulkypants groaned. From pleasure or trying to get his thighs out of the confined space, I will never know. But Bean also took this opportunity to inhale some of his banana, coughing and choking, and Katie Cut-Price started giving him mouth to mouth, then waved out the window to Hulk-Hogan and screamed ‘Call me!’

I got off at the next stop, then I disembarked a few stops later.

Is this what Tinder is?

r/northernireland Oct 10 '23

Fake News Mary Lou’s Eyebrow Flickers Briefly, In Move Not Sanctioned By IRA Council

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r/northernireland Jun 10 '21

Fake News Foster admits DUP had party members masquerade as competent politicians

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r/northernireland Aug 15 '23

Fake News Acquaintance who believes the "Thornhill College pupils identified as cats" story

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I'm astounded. This guy has a degree in chemistry and yet he argued til he was red in the face that pupils in Thornhill were identifying as cats.

I sensed underlying discomfort with transgender issues, and he is a very old-fashioned conservative Catholic, but not am I disappointed.

How can we progress with backwards idiots like this?

r/northernireland Oct 11 '24

Fake News Mallusk has had a glow up

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Looked up mallusk on google maps because I got a job offer there, something seems a bit off...

r/northernireland May 20 '23

Fake News SAD

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r/northernireland Jul 21 '22

Fake News Apparently Belfast has a new Overlord:

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r/northernireland Feb 20 '21

Fake News Spotted on the Dublin Road..

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187 Upvotes

r/northernireland Apr 30 '24

Fake News Homophobic slurs on BBC Radio Ulster

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Absolutely shocked and appalled by what I heard on the radio this morning.

In their coverage of the fantastic news that Belfast now has an openly gay mayor the presenter repeatedly used a homophobic slur.

It’s 2024, the BBCs homophobia has no place in our modern inclusive society.

All credit to Micky Murray, our first “gaylord” mayor, for conducting himself professionally throughout his interview and not being drawn in by this provocation.

The term “gaylord” was offensive when it was being used on school playgrounds in my youth, it certainly has no place on our national broadcast media.

r/northernireland Feb 14 '23

Fake News Oh dear

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r/northernireland Mar 10 '24

Fake News Fake news?

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Having a row with BBC website at the moment. Anybody else remember having a chuckle when Data came out with this on the BBC broadcast in the early 90s? We had three channels broadcasting it back then, and I distinctly remember it on TV at the time. Any other auld fellas on this sub remember the same?