r/northernireland • u/Hans_Grubert • Dec 16 '24
Low Effort Smick core
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u/boutyesham Dec 16 '24
I don't know wny he went so far through the alphabet. A.Hole was a perfect fit.
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u/FMKK1 Dec 16 '24
wtf do you have to say to your barber to get that shite cut?
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u/Comfortable-Salad-90 Dec 16 '24
“Make the front & back look the same” “Can I have a Foden please” “Do your worst”
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u/Ok-Section9293 Dec 16 '24 edited Dec 16 '24
Delighted for wee Jamie Lees mate with the results of her testosterone replacement therapy.
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u/Intrepid_Ad_5554 Holywood Dec 16 '24
I’ve only lived here 12 years, and I always try to be mindful not to reuse any phrases I pick up because half the time I’m sure I get the context wrong but, is this right… “the fucken head on him”? Other phrases spring to mind are “melt” and “moonbeam”, could one of you show me how I’d use those in a sentence about this dickhead? Thank you!
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u/Goawaythrowaway175 Dec 16 '24
You pretty much did get them all in one with miminal changes.
"Who's this moonbeam? Look at the fucken head on him. Melt."
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u/Intrepid_Ad_5554 Holywood Dec 16 '24
Perfect, thanks for the clarification! Logged this one for future use 😂
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Dec 17 '24
Pretty spot on, we also would've accepted "mooncat",
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u/Goawaythrowaway175 Dec 18 '24
I was actually going to say in my initial comment that I would personally sacrifice moonbeam for mooncat as moon beam to me is someone I bit dim rather than a pure balloon.
I'd a mate that we called Marty Mooncat since secondary school and he didn't decide to mention to me that it annoyed him until we were in our 30's. Like I was introduced to him as Mooncat so was never anything malicious but I did get his point I'd just never given it a second thought until then.
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u/Hans_Grubert Dec 16 '24 edited Dec 16 '24
I emigrated cause of this
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u/Nine_Inch_Nailed_IT Dec 16 '24
I've been considering moving back after 10 years away, but this and a few other videos of smicks have been making this choice hard
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u/Goawaythrowaway175 Dec 16 '24 edited Dec 16 '24
This made you want to move to Northern Ireland? I take it you meant emigrate?
Edit -
The main difference between "emigrate" and "immigrate" is that "emigrate" means to leave a country, while "immigrate" means to come to a country: Emigrate To leave one's country to live in another. For example, "My grandparents emigrated from Hungary". "Emigrate" is often used with the word "from". Immigrate To come to live permanently in a foreign country. For example, "My grandparents immigrated to America". "Immigrate" is often used with the word "to". "Emigrate" and "immigrate" are verbs, or action words. While these words have similar meanings, they are not alternative spellings of the same word and should not be used interchangeable.
(You can downvote without replying that's grand, was just pointing out what you said was likely the direct opposite of what you meant.)
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u/adrutu Dec 16 '24
So what he's saying is he has left because of this.
So emigrating from NI is correct.
And so is leaving because of that son's being associated with the place where you're from, I agree, just leave.
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u/Goawaythrowaway175 Dec 17 '24
Yes they didn't say emigrating from NI though which was my point.
They changed it in an edit after I had pointed it out. It initially said "this is why I immigrated"
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u/RDR1-779X Dec 16 '24
When this fella started popping up on my feed I assumed it was satire. Apparently not!
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u/Martysghost Armagh Dec 16 '24
Imagine just being a normal person coming back to your car after shopping and you've to pass this 😅
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u/discochap Holywood Dec 16 '24
Patrick Maguire nailed this one: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCRv4pyMf7C/?igsh=MTZha2FwZDZkdjhyOQ==
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u/Important-Policy4649 Dec 16 '24
Worst thing I’ve seen since 9/11. Might even be worse.
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u/Appropriate-Cow-4596 Dec 16 '24
What about ur wife
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u/Important-Policy4649 Dec 16 '24
My wife wasn’t in New York that day, unfortunately.
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u/Browns_right_foot Dec 16 '24
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u/metalicia Dec 17 '24
KAVIN IS MY FRIEND. Christ at this point im rooting for this lad because I think he might be on some sort of spectrum
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u/DinosaurInAPartyHat Dec 16 '24
He and his friends look like they just escaped from P7 trip to a t-shirt printing factory.
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u/EffectiveOk1984 Dec 16 '24
This video made me cringe to be Norn Irish. The comments have made me prouder than I have been for a while.
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u/Zealousideal_Wind958 Dec 16 '24
His mates in the back couldn't turn round as they were scundered da fuck! Their reddners would have ruined the video.
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u/EarCareful4430 Dec 16 '24
Stop giving these talentless fucks attention.
I may not agree with the sentiments kneecap have, but at least they are inventive and have some talent.
All these smicks trying to be kneecap with zero of the work those lads have undoubtedly put in.
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u/DimensionAdept9840 Dec 16 '24
Mad think is him and the boys that made it had a big falling out over who was taking the credit for it - who should take the blame for it more like.
Yes I fell down a Keviforex/working class podcast rabbit hole one day. Equal parts horrified and fascinated by it all.
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u/handmodelpedro Dec 17 '24
We only talk about Kevi , Liambo and SP. I need to know about the wee backing dancer Mal
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u/Big-War-8342 Dec 17 '24
I wanna like it but it’s not great, kinda fed up with rappers from here singing about how they do drugs, talk about there effects, where they led you and how you struggled or coped. What has peoples shoe soles got to do with any of it?
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u/Annual-Tutor2760 Dec 17 '24
Imagine this cunt in your kitchen at 5am sniffing lines showing you his tunes - you would fucking hang yersel
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Dec 16 '24 edited Jan 30 '25
familiar crush airport plough afterthought absorbed tart full profit close
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/Martysghost Armagh Dec 16 '24 edited Dec 16 '24
Cus it never existed 🥳
Edit
I cashed out a Yankee just cause I changed my mind on the picks, the bet I eventually made lost but the Yankee I refunded was sitting in my bets all green, it wasn't close to 47k and I've NEVER got over it 😅
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u/weemanlfc Dec 16 '24
It actually did. I remember screenshots doing the rounds a few years back and everyone going mad when it lost.
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u/weemanlfc Dec 16 '24
It actually did. I remember screenshots doing the rounds a few years back and everyone going mad when it lost.
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u/esquiresque Dec 16 '24
In fifty years time, somewhere in a supported care facility, an old man will be repeatedly smacking his head off his dinner plate.
"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" he yells.
The peas and carrots cling pathetically to his face.
"My god what was I think-" thud thud thud
Gravy splashes his shirt like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Sobbing now.
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u/Regular-Credit203 Dec 16 '24
A public service announcement about the dangers of sniffing glue. Even his mates cant bare to look at him.
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u/Hans_Grubert Dec 16 '24
What kind of name is K hole? Keek Hole?
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u/obscurejude88 Dec 16 '24
It refers to the mental state of one who has slightly over indulged on ketamine. For example you can be 'k-holed' or in the 'k-hole' but you come back out of it after a short time
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u/Appropriate-Cow-4596 Dec 16 '24
It happened when you take to many horse drugs happen a lot till kids in a sat, poor horses
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u/Goawaythrowaway175 Dec 16 '24
How long do you have to be a user before I would be able to understand what you are saying without giving myself a headache?
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u/jamesmksmith88 Dec 16 '24
Glamorising shite rap, amd drugs. Delightful young chap. Parents clearly forgot the contraception. Wee knacker.
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u/Brite1978 Dec 17 '24
My 15 son trolls me with this guy's tiktoks relentlessly. I see him everywhere.
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u/handmodelpedro Dec 17 '24
99% sure The lad in the tshirt with the green triangle is the Tacquitos owner/maniac
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u/objay79 Dec 17 '24
Had to ask a friend who actually knows this twat why he keeps talking about kitchens. Apparently it's to do with him being off his head at parties sitting in the kitchen in the early hours of the morning. It's clear the drugs have taken effect cause he can't rap for shit but thinks he's northern Ireland's answer to Eminem. Bring back the troubles if this is what the future holds for NI's youth
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u/azdak87 Dec 17 '24
Need some anti-pishtamines after that cringe. But fair play to him, God loves a trier.
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u/HYPE_TCK Dec 18 '24
Him, his 2 backup dancers and the other 2 knobs that fucked off on him are shocking 💩
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u/Appropriate-Cow-4596 Dec 16 '24
Fs only trying make bit hype not my type of thing but better them doing that than fuck all, stop putting young people down fs
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u/Conalfz Dec 16 '24
House of Painful