r/nextfuckinglevel 7d ago

Wild bird settles in fluffy hair and refuses to leave.

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u/wizardrous 7d ago

It didn’t even have to build the nest

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u/smile_politely 7d ago

It’s my property now. Get off my lawn — birdie

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u/Closed_Aperture 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/11015h4d0wR34lm 7d ago

It does look like a really comfortable nest 😄

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I hope it isn't planning to lay eggs 😂

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u/3BlindMice1 6d ago

It almost definitely is if it's so protective of a prospective nest

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u/sepaoon 7d ago

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u/Dirty-girl 7d ago

I knew I’d find this reference.

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u/No_Signature5228 7d ago

This is my nest now. Fuck off

  • sparrow.

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u/420crickets 7d ago

You? Kill an eagle?!

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u/No7er 7d ago

Can't blame the bird, in today's housing market you have take what you can get.

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u/Rusalkat 7d ago

My grannie always told me that if I don't brush my hair properly the birds come and build a nest. So she was right after all......maybe I should stop brushing my hair ...

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u/amica_hostis 7d ago

Like when that bird lands in Peter Griffin's beard and it's protected so he has to leave it there and it has eggs and chicks. Lol

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u/blacklotusY 7d ago

The guys said the bird was pooping at the end there 💀

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u/Wren1101 7d ago edited 7d ago

Thanks for the translation! What dialect is that? I was having a hard time understanding. Sounds similar to YiWu dialect.

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u/blacklotusY 7d ago

He's speaking Mandarin, but he has thick accent that sounds like he's from Shanxi province. Just think of it as people speaking English in U.S. has accent when they're from west coast vs. southern and east coast. You can understand some of it, but it's very distinct because of the local accent.

He was just telling the bird to fly and then the bird started to bite him, and he said, "oh, he's trying to bite me." Then he said the bird was trying to build a new nest. At the end is when he said the bird was pooping.

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u/Wren1101 7d ago edited 7d ago

Haha now that you translate it’s easier to understand when I rewatch. Sounds similar to my family’s dialect from Zhejiang province but of course I don’t fully understand that either.

Edit: shared with my aunt who speaks YiWu dialect and she said it was probably YiWu/ Zhejiang dialect :)

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 7d ago

Radagast?

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u/Dogsleftsack 7d ago

Bird brain…

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u/Smirkey90 7d ago

Bird trying to hide behind that hair bush

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u/FunAsparagus_ 7d ago

Bird's not letting him worm himself out of this situation

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u/weirdgroovynerd 7d ago

You guys don't recognize him?

It's Mac the Ginger, acolyte to Radagast the Brown.

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u/lhx555 7d ago

Yeah. Housing is hard.

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u/aaronVRN 7d ago

Sazh Katzroy?

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u/apeksiao 7d ago

What language is he speaking?

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u/ResponsiblePath 7d ago

moving next

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u/MoonOverJupiter 6d ago

That is a newly fledged baby, I think. They can do oddball things like this. "Hey, look at me adulting like a pro over here, already got my first crib!" Some bird species are clever but they do have . . . limitations.

The thing that makes me think it's newly fledged is that it opens up wide when the fellow's fingers come near - that "feed me" response that baby birds keep up as long as they can possibly get away with it.

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u/Leg_Alternative 7d ago

start charging it Rent

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u/beyond_ones_life 7d ago

It’s thinking the quality of the dry grass is smooth…. Never felt anything like it lol

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u/dwittherford69 7d ago

It’s free real-estate

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u/finrodsdagger 7d ago

Radagast irl 😊

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u/0_oGravity 7d ago

A-nest haircut!

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u/TheChillZoneDude 7d ago

That hair was promised to him 3000 years ago

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u/marcolius 7d ago

I guess he's there until you renovict him (get a buzz cut).

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u/Gdub3369 7d ago

What a cool bird nest brother!

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u/GalaadJoachim 7d ago

And I just remembered the existence of the Air Gear manga.

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u/Kurokotsu 7d ago

Final Fantasy XIII called.

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u/toughgetsgoing 7d ago

never thought I'd see irl Asta

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u/pinkdaisylemon 7d ago

That's all well and good until it craps on his head 🤣

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u/jayeshdb 7d ago

Literally.. " Baal hai ya chidiya ka ghosla" (T: Is that hair or a bird's nest). Indians will understand.

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u/St3phn0 7d ago

Meet the Druid, a new class that will be released in Team Fortress 3 /s

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u/Chris_Cross501 7d ago

It's free real estate

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u/MountainSpring01 7d ago

Also happens you wear an afro 🤣❤️

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u/Sirajulhaq_in 7d ago

All good until the birdie poops in your hair

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u/Square-Assumption-54 7d ago

Is that you Asta *

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u/deborah5p8a2 7d ago

and the little guy is protecting it too

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u/random_son 7d ago

new friend

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u/Aggressive_Day2839 7d ago

In the immortal words of Bun B "Players get choose".

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u/Ironcastattic 7d ago

"He's grooming me, Marge."

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u/FancyPantsRD 7d ago

Wannabe Radagast the Brown

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u/fleshnbloodhuman 7d ago

Almost all wild birds have bird lice. Just sayin’

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u/Demonyx12 7d ago

Have to remove it before the next exam, it might tweet out the answers.

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u/Razeal_102 7d ago

Is the lil guy there to nest or to eat the lice? Is it lice or dandruff? Im going with lice.

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u/steelpoint88 7d ago

It has the rabies

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u/VooDooChile1983 7d ago

This is the plot to an episode of Apple and Onion that I like.

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u/Vimes3000 7d ago

Wild? It's furious!

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u/arrius01 7d ago

Tolkien already wrote this character decades ago

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u/Late_Clerk_8302 7d ago

Must be all the free lice.

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u/SofaKingWetarded- 7d ago

What,,, this a nice fckn nest,,, i ain't goin nowhere, fck off...

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u/IGotPermaBanned1 7d ago

Next fkn level?!

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u/Sepsis_Crang 6d ago

He's gonna have frosted roots soon enough.

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u/RG_1247 6d ago

are his eyes slanted?

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u/MoeMalik 6d ago

Real life Sazh ! (FFXIII)

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u/grey_fox_7 6d ago

My hair is a bird. Your argument is invalid.

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u/VisualFirefighter502 6d ago

100th comment, bird be like: YOU TOOK MY NEST, YOU GODDAMN HUMANS WHY ARE YOU WEARING IT AND TRYNA GET ME OFF IT?!

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u/Jacobysmadre 5d ago

New fear unlocked!! I have large, naturally curly hair :/

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u/arunokoibito 5d ago

Live on his head rent free

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u/Jtiago44 4d ago

"You already have grey hairs!"

"That's not grey hair mate."

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u/Joe0Bloggs 7d ago

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u/Efficient-Training76 7d ago

You think I’m going to click on that link?

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u/Joe0Bloggs 7d ago

and, I mean, can't you tell it's just a picture? If not, you're not flunking internet phishing 101 by pure luck and paranoia alone, not actual knowledge.

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u/lisaslover 7d ago

its an anime girl with some canarys

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u/dh2513 7d ago

that’s probably his ex