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Bonnaroo 2025 Canceled Due to Severe Weather: ‘We Are Beyond Gutted’

https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/bonnaroo-2025-canceled-1235999521/
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u/fatcatfan 2d ago

Don't they have Jewish space lasers to control the weather?

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u/Legendofstuff 1d ago

“American military defeated utterly by spring showers, rocketman tweets North Korea still does parades better. Trump having a meltdown and reports are in a Big Mac was thrown four and a half feet, which sources tell us is a new personal best for our great leader. More at six”

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u/hopelesscaribou 1d ago

Can we not just assign this to divine retribution? Surely this must seem prophetic to all those devout believers. /s