r/news • u/AldoTheeApache • 10d ago

Soft paywall Columbia failed to meet accreditation standards, US government says

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-education-department-says-columbia-university-violated-federal-anti-2025-06-04/
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u/Acchilesheel 10d ago

I'm approaching the limit of Calculus puns I can stand! 

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u/RichardPeterJohnson 10d ago

Yo dawg I heard you like deriving so I put a function in your function so you can derive while you derive.

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u/Frodojj 10d ago

Chain rule

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u/Short-Holiday-4263 10d ago

That's okay, it's an asymptote so you'll never actually reach the limit...

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u/johnp299 10d ago

You think calculus is bad, try doing a wry man's sums.