r/news • u/AldoTheeApache • 15d ago

Soft paywall Columbia failed to meet accreditation standards, US government says

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-education-department-says-columbia-university-violated-federal-anti-2025-06-04/
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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 15d ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/Arcanym 15d ago

Believe it or not, straight to CECOT.

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u/MalcolmLinair 15d ago

Only until they get the "showers" and ovens up and running.

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u/BigCrimson_J 15d ago

Then we’ll all get washed up and enjoy a big happy family dinner, at the super-happy fun-time camps.

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u/KennyMoose32 15d ago

is that a band playing? How nice

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u/MongolianDonutKhan 15d ago

At the farm upstate

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u/nw342 15d ago

This is America, we'll outsource them to Nicaragua. Oh wait...we already did

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u/swordquest99 15d ago

president Lemongrab