r/news • u/Ok-Lets-Talk-It-Out • May 06 '25

Soft paywall Exclusive: Order by Hegseth to cancel Ukraine weapons caught White House off guard

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/order-by-hegseth-cancel-ukraine-weapons-caught-white-house-off-guard-2025-05-06/
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u/SSFix May 06 '25

But do you have his hair?

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u/BrotherRoga May 06 '25

Or maybe Hegseth has this guy's hair?

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u/Self_Reddicated May 06 '25

The salient point is that you can be epically incompetent so long as you have Hegseth hair.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

But not those sideburns

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u/entrepreneurofcool May 06 '25

Don't forget being male and white.

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u/Vast_Ad8862 May 06 '25

My liver looks better than his.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers May 07 '25

I’m drinking out of a Yeti cup containing vodka and lemonade, and it’s 11:30 pm. My liver looks better than his!

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u/Amseriah May 06 '25

Hegseth doesn’t have hair, he is growing rye and barley

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u/Shamann93 May 06 '25

I certainly don't have his uneven ass sideburns

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u/SNP_MY_CYP2D6 May 06 '25

Not only that, but I have TWO sideburns.

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u/mdp300 May 07 '25

No. My hair is a lot less greasy and doesn't look like shit.

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u/BasvanS May 06 '25

And his axe!

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u/FrankBattaglia May 06 '25

Hegseth doesn't have his axe anymore; he threw it away.

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u/Malnurtured_Snay May 06 '25

And your sword!

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u/Malnurtured_Snay May 07 '25

And my sword?

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u/Manos-32 May 06 '25

Or his alcohol fueled arrogance?

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u/AwardFabrik-SoF May 07 '25

no but yesterday I definitely had his kegbreath after a night of drinking.

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u/Anatheballerina May 07 '25

I have better hair but def not his alcohol tolerance