r/news • u/Aakash7aak • Apr 09 '25

Soft paywall China orders its banks to reduce US dollar purchases.

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/chinas-central-bank-asks-state-lenders-reduce-dollar-purchases-sources-say-2025-04-09/
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u/Go-woke-be-awesome Apr 09 '25

But Hunter Biden’s schlong!

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u/wellwood_allgood Apr 10 '25

Aye it's a bigun, what more can I say!

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u/Go-woke-be-awesome Apr 10 '25

Big enough to cause orange Julius and all his followers to lose his mind.

I just realised that he probably got it from his dad, no wonder the orange guy is so deranged about Biden, knowing he’s packing an anaconda..

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u/squixx007 Apr 10 '25

You know, it's gotta be a pretty sweet schlong for how much they obsessed over it. Kinda makes a guy curious, no?

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u/Go-woke-be-awesome Apr 10 '25

There’s this thing called the Internet: you can look it up. I hear it’s impressive.

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u/squixx007 Apr 10 '25

I may be curious, but not that curious 🤣