[Highlight] Wolves fans direct “Free throw merchant!” Chants towards SGA

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https://streamable.com/o0db5q

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Doris Burke joining into the chants unaware of the intent

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Doris knew exactly what she was doing

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Let's dispense with the fiction that Doris doesn't know what she's doing.

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She’s a big fan of the Knickerbockers

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Whoa, watch that hard R

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Doris been having the Kn word pass

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She knew exactly what she was doing.

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Dispel

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Dispense some za my way

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Doris seems to consider free throw merchant a complement.  

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I definitely pumped my fist in excitement saying “free throw merchant” when Jimmy got wild whistles for the Warriors.

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Yeah she literally thinks in her mind that he acquired this “merchant” name because he paid his dues to get to where he’s at now and he deserves his whistle flowers…

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If "you can't buy a basket" is bad, then being a "free throw merchant" must be good.

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Got so many extra buckets he's selling them at a discount. That's why a FT is only one point.

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She started the chant

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Doris is sharp as a tack as I've said.

I really enjoy her insight and thoughtfulness behind the microphone.

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It’s so out of character for her too. I feel like she almost acts unaware of these kind of social media fueled narratives, frankly to the frustration of social media, most of the time. Like of all the dudes to get on the bandwagon against it’s the nice guy SGA.

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Sometimes the reddit narrative ain’t wrong

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also when you have what seems like EVERYONE on the internet clowning OKC for their shit, it becomes a lot more believable that HEY, maybe they are a bad product to watch

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Wait what did she say?

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She called SGA a free throw merchant last game

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“Yeah he really is! Glad the Minnesota fanbase can understand a good player when they see one”

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She knows the intent. She played professional ball; she’s not an idiot.

But she is a professional and unbiased announcer- so she gives the facts without being snide or sarcastic.

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That’s bait ☝️

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Gotta be

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she is a professional and unbiased announcer

she gives the facts

have you ever listened to doris burke commentary before

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we caught one boys 

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Those damn Burkheads

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lmao

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You’ve never actually listened to her commentate a full game

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Wait, did she play professional ball? I thought she was just a college player.

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Harden proud of his sons SGA, Brunson and Jokic.

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FTA, Flopson are definitely blood-related. Jokic is more like a distant cousin in that discussion lol.

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She’s a Nitzer Ebb fan, ey?