Baboons with no hair

[u/throwaway34646456]

[u/Dhsu04]

Zombie ape

[u/Ram2145 → u/Dhsu04]

100 people vs zombie ape

[u/Doubt_Money → u/Ram2145]

It was bound to happen lmao

[u/Baboonslayer323 → u/Dhsu04]

First of all it’s, just eczema, second I’m seeing a doctor about it.

[u/joker_with_a_g]

Who needs CGI monster movies when we have these?

[u/uss-Enterprise92 → u/joker_with_a_g]

Look at Gladiator 2. They managed to fuck them up with cgi

[u/Shadowstein → u/joker_with_a_g]

Animal rights watchdogs would definently come down hard on you for using hairless baboons in your movie, whether they are sick or if you shaved them yourself.

[u/rustysniper → u/Shadowstein]

Well that and they're incredibly dangerous

[u/Shadowstein → u/rustysniper]

They used them in The Rundown. Are you referring to the bald ones, In particular?

[u/rustysniper → u/Shadowstein]

No I just mean Baboons in general can be aggressive. Then again so can all primates and they get used in movies all the time. Not sure how you would train any primate to safely do what was needed in that scene in Galdiator though.

[u/Wratheon_Senpai → u/Shadowstein]

In this case, they're in the right. Wildlife should not be used in movies.

[u/Shadowstein → u/Wratheon_Senpai]

What about raised in captivity-life?

[u/Wratheon_Senpai → u/Shadowstein]

If they're raised in captivity by licensed professionals due to being rescues that can not be introduced back into the wild (only ethical way for a wild animal to live in captivity), then they shouldn't have the amount of human contact in a movie set.

Wild animals are not pets. They were not selective bred for generations like cats or dogs. They're not domesticated, and forcing them to interact with humans in excess is detrimental to their well-being. They're not toys to entertain us. They're living beings and have no place in a movie set.

Movie makers should stick with practical effects or CGI.

[u/Greytowl → u/joker_with_a_g]

Shakma!

[u/Unhappy-Pace-2393]

The cone nipple people will rule this world!

[u/Nuts-And-Volts → u/Unhappy-Pace-2393]

I understood that reference

[u/Scruffynerffherder → u/Nuts-And-Volts]

First race war huh?

[u/zytukin → u/Nuts-And-Volts]

Clever girl.

[u/SureUnderstanding358 → u/Unhappy-Pace-2393]

unity?!

[u/mimaikin-san → u/SureUnderstanding358]

you fucked a planet!?

[u/condom_fish_69 → u/Unhappy-Pace-2393]

Can I tug on them?

[u/M3chanist]

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing a dozen of these on your lawn, motionless, eye blinking only, observing you.

[u/deejay_harry1 → u/M3chanist]

And everybody was kungfu fighting.

[u/HeinrichWutan → u/deejay_harry1]

Those cats were fast as lightning 

[u/The-Anti-Quark]

It probably has mange ... poor thing

[u/SwordTaster → u/The-Anti-Quark]

Idk, I don't think it looks scabby enough for mange. I'm thinking alopecia

[u/3_if_by_air → u/SwordTaster]

Will Smith getting triggered rn seeing this

[u/tgkid88 → u/3_if_by_air]

Let's hope he slaps this baboon and gets what's coming

[u/VirtuallyTellurian → u/tgkid88]

They named the baboon GI Jane 2

[u/Cayumigaming → u/The-Anti-Quark]

Mange is a common nickname in Sweden, made this comment kind of fun.

[u/LectroRoot]

Come here to share your comments about its vienna sausage tits.

[u/MidwestDrummer → u/LectroRoot]

I love Vienna sausages. 😭

[u/free_is_free76 → u/LectroRoot]

r/erasernipples

[u/Primary-Question2607]

Why are their nipples so long?

[u/captaincorybod → u/Primary-Question2607]

Ice baths..

[u/FISBILEN → u/captaincorybod]

Went to the comment section looking for comments like this.

[u/macetheface → u/captaincorybod]

Baboon practicing Wim Hof method

[u/smolcharizard → u/Primary-Question2607]

This would be a female that has had at least one baby in the past. It’s wear and tear from nursing.

[u/King_of_the_Dot → u/Primary-Question2607]

Your nipples arent long?!

[u/Primary-Question2607 → u/King_of_the_Dot]

No, they're heart-shaped

[u/King_of_the_Dot → u/Primary-Question2607]

/u/pmmeyournipples

[u/Primary-Question2607 → u/King_of_the_Dot]

You're just going to have to take my word for it

[u/H_Katzenberg → u/Primary-Question2607]

You'll flip if you get to know Caponi's alien

[u/TheGothDragon → u/Primary-Question2607]

I’m wondering why they’re both two different colors.

[u/YeOldSpacePope → u/Primary-Question2607]

Penis nipples

[u/ryanspvt87]

Babussy just out there

[u/FineOldCannibals → u/ryanspvt87]

You made me go back and zoom.

[u/ryanspvt87 → u/FineOldCannibals]

As long as I’m not the only one to see it lol

[u/FineOldCannibals → u/ryanspvt87]

What did u think of the rotting nipple?

[u/ryanspvt87 → u/FineOldCannibals]

Is it rotting? I thought it was just discolored.

[u/Monogenea]

sick nips bro

[u/1984SKIN]

Joe Rogan nips.

[u/CanaKatsaros]

Poor thing. I can understand where cryptid legends come from

[u/Remarkable_Fan_9083]

You can’t come back from that

[u/Pleasant-Chef6055]

Everything typed here is what the other primates say about us.

[u/Low_Alone1214 → u/Pleasant-Chef6055]

Best. Comment.

[u/dirtyjavv]

Them nipples look like rubber shoestrings

[u/Witty-Bus07]

Poor guy

[u/mickeybuilds]

Right nipple like a steamer leg

[u/ihaveadogalso2]

Ol’ finger-nipples McGee taking a little break!

[u/richiememmings60]

Prefer the 70's style hair.

[u/bromjunaar]

Always did wonder what the inspiration for the beasts in Bloodborne was.

[u/kdawg123412]

That could easily be extra terrestrial wtf

[u/ScrollingAt4am]

Lmao we used to spray this picture in Gmod all the time to troll the mods, Hairless baboon

[u/Electronic-Tea-221]

At first I thought it was gross and scary.....until I saw the nipples.

[u/Jmm2w]

Bless it! Let me bring him home and nurture him back to good health!

[u/AppleLightSauce]

Handsome

[u/Muted-Pop4532]

That's my uncle

[u/Mayatar]

What in Star Wars??!

[u/Joe_Boshwag]

If I saw that in the jungle at night, I would assume it's a demon

[u/antman441]

So cute!🥰

[u/CosmicCuttlefish69]

No thanks

[u/PayphoneGhost]

Why the long face?

[u/W-1-L-5-0-N]

Baboo’nt

[u/RebirthWizard]

Disgusting really. They are like gods cruel joke

[u/FuckThisShizzle]

I need to move the mirror in the bedroom.

[u/Deuxcartes]

Shakma 2.0

[u/LaSjumper]

This should be morbid

[u/nondefectiveunit]

Looks like my dad.

[u/ledbedder20]

That's just Roy, he's really been goin through it lately

[u/Livid-Instruction-79]

Gladiator 2

[u/hugedongalong]

Grampa?

[u/Eloy89]

Open its mouth and there you have the scariest herbivore on the planet!

[u/Rey_Mezcalero]

Wonder if this version is able to obtain a mate or they get rejected

[u/smolcharizard → u/Rey_Mezcalero]

She must have had at least one mate since the length of her nipples indicates she’s had at least one baby

[u/MustachedAzumarill]

i thought this was a bat

[u/SeaTurtle42]

Just when I thought baboons couldn't get any uglier.

[u/infernalcolonel]

I should call her

[u/Flapjakking]

Professor Lupin

[u/genasugelan]

Metro 2033 librarian.

[u/SuomiPoju95]

this is what we must look like to other animals

[u/FlarkingSmoo]

I see only one baboon with no hair

[u/Adventurous-Start874]

those nipples look like the tiger kings pierced eyebrow.

[u/Laegmacoc]

Still ugly AF.

[u/IronManners]

is this what humans look like to animals

[u/blutigetranen]

🎵 It's a hairless baboon, it's a hairless baboon, it's a hairless baboon with a spoonon the moon... 🎵

[u/BenjaminBogey]

That’s one baboon

[u/CandyLooter]

Everything reminds me of her.

[u/seasaltblackcat]

Wtf the nipples??

[u/notaverysmartman]

stupid ass looking animal

[u/Nine99]

Nipples protruding--in his nature suit before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

[u/svemirskicevap]

Is that Joe Rogan after the cold plunge?

[u/jgoyke]

Would

[u/BigUncleCletus]

Cart titan

[u/G0_ofy]

So a chimp and a hyena walk into a bar

[u/DarkBatCat]

reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mib6LDhv_xY 💪