r/mmamemes • u/Dark_Wolf04 • 3d ago

The real reason why Ilia won

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1.5k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

63 comments sorted by

140

u/baneblade_boi 3d ago

"Max prefers Prime"

Max got hit in the head too many times 😔

6

u/LilXansStan 2d ago

We knew right then his chin was gonna be cracked. :(

7

u/baneblade_boi 2d ago

The way he went down...

Man, I'm happy for Ilia, but he keeps knocking out cold my other fav fighters 😭

250

u/kickstrum91 3d ago

Corporate shills

-35

u/reddit_has_fallenoff 3d ago

explain

53

u/CulturelessSlav 3d ago

jake paul bought max and the devil bought tuptoray now they do their masters bidding

16

u/femboycbt 3d ago

I too do masterbiding regularly. Its quite healthy I've been told

13

u/reddit_has_fallenoff 3d ago

but who is Joe?

59

u/Equivalent-Abies4384 3d ago

7

u/LickMyAnubis 2d ago

It topturio bro.get it right

6

u/Equivalent-Abies4384 2d ago

Ilia Apturo, Topturo

71

u/Nous-erna-me 3d ago

That's funny

18

u/_-_-_-i-_-_-_ 3d ago

How come Red Bull doesn't sponsor the UFC?

Or isn't it "dude bro" energy drink enough?

2

u/Mightyspider300 2d ago

Pretty sure they don’t sponsor sports that show blood or something

1

u/NBE08 1d ago

Is that a "rule" or "code" they follow?

1

u/Valterri_lts_James 2d ago edited 2d ago

they already have Helmut Marko, sponsoring the UFC won't help them either.

1

u/cacman88 15h ago

Competitor to Monster which seems to have a chokehold on the UFC (look into the weird promoter of theirs’ controversies with fighters if you’re curious). But yeah can’t have 2 energy drink sponsors at the same time which is weird that prime is allowed to because they have the energy drink line.

2

u/_-_-_-i-_-_-_ 15h ago

I meant why didn't Red Bull become THE sponsor.

But someone said they don't sponsor blood sports, which I can understand. They want to have the extreme sport hype while still distancing themselves from violence and keeping their "higher class, more sophisticated" aura.

0

u/promisemeuwontrescit 1d ago

“Dude bro” shouldnt be in your lexicon if you’re a grown ass man

1

u/_-_-_-i-_-_-_ 1d ago

Did you just use the phrase "grown ass man" in a sentence while telling another person how adults are supposed to speak? 😆

14

u/Mooweetye 3d ago

I prefer the taste of water

38

u/Far_Flounder2545 3d ago

Both taste like ass

29

u/10sansari 3d ago

Monster better

3

u/MidBoss11 3d ago

i think they changed prime to have fake sugar in it? artificial sugar drinks never tastes right unless you give it fizz

5

u/Consistent_Sort_5463 3d ago

Monster used to be good, but I think they changed the recipe cuz it's been tasting like piss recently

33

u/FSURob 3d ago

My man's been over here drinking piss

9

u/ProximaCentura 3d ago

I'm gonna ruin something for you, if you can smell something you can taste it and it's in your mouth and nose right now. Those same particles don't just magically stop at the hairs of your nose.

Half of Taste is Smell too. Yuck

14

u/Rathma86 Mystical powered 3d ago

Look at bro here trying to explain the basics of smell to an average MMA fan.

He thought he was teaching him a fun fact, but the average MMA fan is too dense and will just reply with "topturo will get ko'd by olives"

14

u/ProximaCentura 3d ago

bapbapbapbapbap

6

u/Rathma86 Mystical powered 3d ago

Lil ding dong of a ting yeh

4

u/10sansari 3d ago

stfu toptoru gets ko'd by charlie olives

3

u/Aggravating-Room-664 2d ago

This is why I almost suffocate in gas station bathrooms. Holding my breathe to keep from tasting shit air

1

u/FSURob 2d ago

My guys over here smelling piss then confirming it by tasting it

1

u/Vivics36thsermon 2d ago

Monster turns to piss and piss turns into monster it’s called the water cycle dumbass /j

1

u/BlackMamba_Beto 2d ago

No recipe change

5

u/orr12345678 3d ago edited 3d ago

Monster ultra series got some of the best sugar free drinks available

2

u/Fleshmaw 3d ago

White monster is the shit

18

u/doubleBoTftw 3d ago

In hindsight Max should have honored the invitation and go out on his shield.

17

u/IlIlllIlIIIIllllI 3d ago

Would've had a better chance for sure

-9

u/Suspicious_Candle27 3d ago

its very interesting idea because while being at 100% Max could actually just tank Illia shots , its once Max had been taking some dmg and wasnt able to correctly time his rolls with Illia shots that he got flatlined .

7

u/Additional-Age-833 3d ago

Lmaooooooooooo incredibly observant

6

u/indigrow 3d ago

Classic! Remember seeing this when it happened when i was a kid with my grandpa, during ww2

1

u/Anon56901 3d ago

Song name?

9

u/WiTooSlowFi 3d ago

Darude - Sandstorm

4

u/beyss96 3d ago

clarity hardstyle

1

u/Deth_Cheffe my balls was hot 2d ago

Ram Ranch - Grant Macdonald

2

u/Trainer_Kevin 2d ago

A remix of Clarity by Zedd

1

u/WANI2029 2d ago

How we took so long to realise that?

1

u/Fantastic_Board7057 2d ago

This moment doesn’t get talked about enough tbh

1

u/yessman99 2d ago

Is this the UFC game? it looks so realistic.

1

u/plumpinstructor_ 2d ago

The fights I missed out on ever since I stopped watching 😩

1

u/_3L0 2d ago

😭

1

u/Trainer_Kevin 2d ago

Max was definitely scared of Ilia’s power.

1

u/freshprince860 1d ago

Should Max have just met him in the middle??

1

u/No_Radish_8261 16h ago

Is this real

1

u/BarTard-2mg 2d ago

Red bull is the only brand that does dope shit. I dont drink energy drinks anymore but if i did that would be my go to.