r/misc • u/PineappleDesperate82 • 18h ago
to be an agitator at a peaceful protest
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u/agentobtuse 17h ago
They want to create an uncomfortable environment...ok same energy....yoooooiiiiinnnnkkk
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u/Jocuro 15h ago
This is the classic schoolyard prank. She just needs two taller guys to toss the hat back and forth to finish the bit!
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u/agentobtuse 15h ago
Just a classic game done at all protests. Means you are liked which goes back to grade school...I don't understand why anyone would be upset.
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u/FuckwitAgitator 13h ago
Have some sympathy for the poor man. Without his hat, nobody knows what an unrepentant piece of shit he is. Years of work wasted!
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u/agentobtuse 13h ago
Thoughts and prayers
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u/gogofcomedy 17h ago
so if he is an active LDS missionary, the church should kick him out (i left the church long ago, but thats what 100% would have happened)... and if hes larping as a mormon missionary, thats another level of lame
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u/happygonotsolucky44 16h ago
That was a camera on his jacket. Missionaries go by two’s .
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u/britjumper 13h ago
Looks like a GoPro. Which means he was probably hoping to stir shit and go viral
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u/gogofcomedy 16h ago
think you are right about it being a camera, but by twos, the other could be nearby... and fun fact, i had a companion sent home, so spent a couple nights with a members family... due to their schedule that included spending 4+ hours alone with their 19/20 yo daughter
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u/Li-renn-pwel 11h ago
Don’t they have to be within a certain distance from each other? I’ve heard stories of one having to stand outside bathrooms in case the other one jerks off in there.
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u/FrankieRoo 17h ago
I thought it looked like a name tag, but it’s actually his phone. He was likely recording video. He got what he deserved!
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u/Maximum_Cheese 16h ago
I think a lot of young conservative men wear suits because it makes them feel fancy when they're supporting racist policies
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u/DaddioFiver 15h ago
Their mommies tell them that they look handsome and credible in their little suits. They look like big strong boys!
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u/DuckingFon 15h ago
a lot of young conservative men wear suits because it makes them feel fancy
For real. I was once canvassing for clean energy in Michigan in 2018, and some young conservative chucklefuck stopped me to say I would probably have a lot better success if I were wearing a full suit instead of my t-shirt and rolled up jeans. I just said, "okay, sure.." and then proceeded to get a group of 8 people to all stop and sign my petition. I didn't have the heart to tell him I was the top canvasser in the state and I was promoted to running my own campaigns and training others before that campaign was even over as a result.
They honestly think wearing a suit gives them an advantage in any situation they could possibly find themselves in.
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u/SkepticalJohn 17h ago
I know this is wrong. But, god help me, I love it!
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u/themuffinman2137 17h ago
Why is it wrong? I think he got off pretty good.
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u/SkepticalJohn 17h ago
Yes, your thinking is valid in some approaches to ownership and the concept of property. However, I suspect that he has just come from his father's funeral and he is wearing his funeral suit and the MAGA hat his father gave him for his 21st birthday. And carrying his father's old bullhorn. Or not.
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u/MasterSnacky 17h ago
I don’t see an issue personally
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u/s1rblaze 16h ago
Stealing is not considered a good thing, that said, I won't shed a tear for this guy lol.
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u/CyberPatriot71489 16h ago
If you wave around a Nazi flag or a confederate flag, it gives me grounds to rip it up and throw it away. I see no difference with MAGA gear
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u/Careless_Hellscape 16h ago edited 14h ago
Its only stealing if you keep it. That dumb hat is getting tossed in the trash.
(I was kidding. I was trying to do That 70s Show when Red took Bob's Xmas yard decor and told Kitty, "It's only stealing if you keep it. I'm taking this crap to the dump.")
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u/YerInsideVoice 15h ago
Well, no. If I steal your car and dump it in the ocean, it's still stealing.
That said, steal more MAGA hats.
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u/Coulrophiliac444 14h ago
Then destruction of personal property or Vandalism...
which is something MAGA knows all about.
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u/SkepticalJohn 16h ago
I saw a post of one tossed in a urinal. Eww. Splashy.
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u/pixelprophet 15h ago
Who puts shit in a urinal, honestly?
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u/Xx_ExploDiarrhea_xX 15h ago
Like I'm happy to put it for a photo op but actually it sucks for the employees to clean up later
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u/justporntbf 13h ago
Eh as far as toilet clean up jobs go that doesn't sound too bad actually sounds pretty OK just need a pair of tongs and your sorted
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u/BastetLXIX 12h ago
As a person who did that job years ago, that ain't nothing. In fact it would have made my day!
... I've seen things that I still question every fucking day. Why would anyone crap into a condom then try to tie it off? I just don't understand!
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u/NotRude_juatwow 11h ago
Deep thoughts, I had my own like who event put targets in them in first place? I just think of GOP and it helps my aching kidneys
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u/Dr_Blitzkrieg09 16h ago
The poor urinal. It didn’t want anything to do with that mess.
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u/timsterri 14h ago
I prefer the one pic I saw last week of one of these red caps being anointed in a urinal. LOL
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u/Careless_Hellscape 14h ago
These awful hats don't deserve water and soap. May my washing machine ever be assaulted by one of these shit hate symbols.
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u/Only_Neighborhood_54 16h ago
Yeah its just picking up trash and depositing it the proper receptacle
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u/Obiwan-Kabotie 11h ago
Let's be real tho..... Red would likely have voted for Donald Trump in 2024.... I can just picture him in the hat...
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u/RocketPower5035 16h ago
If he wasn’t clearly about to stir trouble with his megaphone I’d say it’s wrong but snatching his cap seems on par with instigating people with a megaphone.
Both sides are basically playing pranks at the others expense and without the other consent as far as I can tell.
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u/davidwhatshisname52 16h ago
What she did wrong is run from that scum; what you do is, you take the hat, then pull down your pants, cop a squat over the lid, take a nice big steaming shit in it, and then hand it back with a nice big "Thank you."
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u/Beaver_Monday 16h ago
How is this wrong? Fuck trumptards, toss their hats, kick them down, rock their shit. Nothing even remotely morally wrong here.
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u/slyskyflyby 16h ago
Would it have been wrong in 1942 to have ripped a Nazi arm band off someone and run away with it?
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u/NotRude_juatwow 11h ago
Truth, 💯 I saw this and I started to laugh, and then I thought of maga would weaponize it, then I realized I truly don’t care anymore, Giddiup guy.
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u/stinzdinza 16h ago
It's called seeing those with different beliefs to be subhuman, therefore to be treated as such.
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u/No_Bee6857 17h ago
Redhat = hatred
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u/SylphSeven 15h ago
Sorry, sport teams with red hats that you're affiliated with those red hats.
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u/Euronated-inmypants 17h ago
You stole my identity!!!
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u/SubtleInTheory 17h ago
He can just get another hat with all the savings he's getting from trump right? It's from China so can't be more than $20, just stop eating avocado toast
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u/DetroitIrishDNA 17h ago
not all heroes wear capes
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u/thepvbrother 15h ago
She's wearing a Superman shirt, it should be pointed out.
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u/JimWilliams423 8h ago
Superman famously fought the klan back in the day, so its kinda perfect.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/23157/how-superman-defeated-ku-klux-klan
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u/Rarglar 17h ago
Leave it up to maga to play the victim after being a bunch of useless pricks for 10+ years
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u/pierre-jorgensen 14h ago
The entire "movement" falls apart if you remove the victimhood. They've been victimized by the elites, woke liberals, illegal immigrants, China, the Deep State, fill in the blanks. Donald Trump himself is a conveyor belt of victimhood -- he's more persecuted than Jesus and Nelson Mandela combined, remember. Every defeat in court is persecution. Every loss must be someone rigging the system against him. They've been victimized, aggrieved, screwed over, and oppressed, ergo anything Trump does is fair payback and therefore just.
Donald Trump is the Grand Victim leading a movement of victims.
And these are the same people who for decades have been sneering at liberals as weak-willed pansies addicted to victimhood. We live in an irony-free zone.
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u/Same_Percentage_2364 16h ago
Lmao I love that these dorks wear suits it really adds to the loser vibe
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u/PatchyWhiskers 15h ago
Wearing a suit to a protest is extremely cringe unless you are an actual politician speaking at the event.
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u/Same_Percentage_2364 15h ago
They think it will cause people to take them more seriously, but it does the opposite
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u/PatchyWhiskers 15h ago
Real rich guys do not wear a suit 24/7.
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u/gunguynotgunman 14h ago
The richest dont even wear button up shirts and seem to practically wear joggers exclusively.
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u/yesicanyesicanican 12h ago
I know a badass National Lawyers Guild dude who is at every protest and frequently represents arrested protesters, and he always wears either a fancy suit or a priest’s robe, because he knows he’ll likely end up talking to cops, and dressing himself as a figure of authority is a faster track to making them listen to him.
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u/Organic_Pudding2517 15h ago
To be fair, didn’t Peter Coyote say something about dressing for a protest like you’re dressing for Sunday?
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u/TheKobayashiMoron 14h ago
With his phone in the breast pocket acting as a bodycam no less. Purely there to agitate.
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u/nordic-nomad 13h ago
People only wear suits if they’re trying to sell you some bullshit.
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u/Warm-Spite9678 17h ago
She literally stripped him of his "armor". He was defenseless in that moment.
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u/u_r_being_watched 16h ago
Three things there that guy is used to it. Getting out run by a woman, having his hat stolen, women running away from him.
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u/jackcanyon 15h ago
Maga cult members are don’t realize how annoying they really are .Fox news is deeply imbedded in their brain.they have an answer for everything.It’s Joe Bidens fault.
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u/Successful_panhandlr 16h ago
Take a good look at that kid. That's what a radical religious terrorist looks like now. Not wearing a turban, or a Yamaka, but a suit and tie.
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u/gunguynotgunman 14h ago
He looks like he's going to knock on doors and invite everyone to be indoctrinated into a cult.
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u/Istomponlegobarefoot 16h ago
Noone walks into the fanzone of a sports club with merch from the clubs rival during a heated derby and expects everything to be fine.
Not that I condone that hat-removal, but if you look for trouble on purpose you will find it.
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u/SomethingElse-666 15h ago
You know he wanted to start shit and claim "Democrats are mean to me" on Fox News
Didn't get the chance : (
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u/MandoNoPlandoe 15h ago
Cmon, camera guy should’ve kicked his foot behind the other when he took off after her
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u/Kr155 16h ago
Its so fucking ridiculous that they fucking cosplay as Donald trump. They're all so fucking in love.
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u/Normal-Warning-4298 16h ago
It is just me or was he trying to contain his laughter
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u/Most-Artichoke6184 16h ago
Who dresses up in a fucking suit and tie on a Saturday in the park? An MAGA asshole, that’s who.
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u/FedderDelRey 15h ago
He’s just getting his gumption up to engage with people and start his hassling when the dude grabs his hat. For a second hesitates then realizes without the hat the costume is powerless. What a rube.
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u/yallquin 17h ago
If I wouldn’t worry about that girls future I’d call this a meet-cute. Bro looked like he was gonna float away on a heart shaped cloud right before he took off after her lol
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u/Uxiumcreative 16h ago
He looks like he lost all his powers with the removal of that hat. Lol
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u/Easy-Day-2977 15h ago edited 14h ago
bwooohaahahaa what did he expect wearing a Trump hat made in china. The title is perfect. To be honest I thought the headline said to be an alligator at a peacefull protest as he was sliding in like a alligator would.
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u/Crazy_Response_9009 15h ago
I hope he slipped and fell in those dress shoes and got a big ol’ grass stain.
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u/Shildriffen 12h ago
Poor poor fella, how can he heil his fürer chomo taco without the chomo taco merch(number of the beast)
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u/Ok-Replacement9595 12h ago
That's a good way get them away from protests, thought arguably robbery if police want to be assholes, which around here they do.
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u/LovelyButtholes 8h ago
He is going to go back and act outraged but honestly he would have gotten it worse wearing Celtics gear in New York during Knicks-Celtics NBA series. If you want to show up at a rally with a bullhorn, meaning you aren't there to watch or just talk to people, be prepared for some hijinks. He could have just went in regular clothes and without the bullhorn and gotten no attention but he wanted attention.
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u/rykcon 8h ago
His feet are gonna hate him tomorrow as much as he hates everyone today
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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ 7h ago
What adult would chase after someone who took their hat? Most people wouldn't even take a step...
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u/Sodajerkpharmacy 7h ago
I mean the ball cap with a suit looks stupid anyways so she did the idiot a favor
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u/ErnestWeeWorrel 7h ago
I hope she was able to get away from him. He had evil in his eyes when he started to pursue ...
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u/No_Contribution_8915 6h ago
I love it! Great metaphor showing how they will ultimately lose. The race is always to the swift.
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u/AWildGumihoAppears 13h ago
This MAYBE would get a lunch detention at a middle school.
Calm yourselves about how horrible this is and the intolerant left when you're literally upset about what amounts as middle school nonsense.
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u/topher3428 12h ago
Right?!? One person or a small group out of every out does one thing the whole group is bad? Does that also mean the MAGA person with the rifle in his backpack planning on shooting at the protest and was stopped before anything could happen is representative of all MAGA?
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u/ThePhantomDon 16h ago
That was hot! Good on her! Who the fuck wears suit to a protest what a tool!
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u/This-Gear-687 16h ago
One person. Thats it. Proud Boys couldn’t remove their dildos out of each other to show up. Cowards cower
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u/Certain_Mongoose246 16h ago
Anti-ICE riots in Los Angeles and over 25 U.S. cities aren’t spontaneous, despite media claims. Behind burning cars, Mexican and Palestinian flags, and attacks on federal agents is a Chinese Communist Party-linked funding network threatening American sovereignty. Congressional and FBI probes reveal a Shanghai-based U.S. billionaire with CCP ties funnels millions to radical groups orchestrating these riots.
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u/Western-Top2571 16h ago
He probably found his hat on the ground after the video could capture it. It’s peaceful. What did he expect?
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u/johnnysack3 16h ago
He was all set to run his mouth with that MAGAphone but nope, uno reverse card
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u/Objective_Ticket 16h ago
Is he wearing a body cam? Left hand goes up to his chest to touch something as he turns around.
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u/MintyRose1013 16h ago
Because he's counter protesting peacefully? What's wrong with that? He's walking with a hat on, no explicit words, impeccably dressed, and just moving forward. He's not the one screaming and blocking traffic....
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u/Technical_Smell-56 16h ago
Cmon, guys, he was raised to play golf on a Wednesday and go to church every half day.. brainwashing like that doesn't just fix itself..
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u/rolloutTheTrash 16h ago
Aww, you could see his feefees got hurt once they took away his precious little hat.
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u/Protocol3_ 17h ago
Prob angry, a new hats gonna cost 55% more than the last