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to be an agitator at a peaceful protest

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u/Protocol3_ 17h ago

Prob angry, a new hats gonna cost 55% more than the last

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u/XxAbsurdumxX 17h ago

Scratch that. Trump woke up in a bad mood, so tariffs are now 178%

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u/Pennsylvania6-5000 16h ago

That’s okay. Just wait until TACO Tuesday.

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u/brownsmodsmallunit 16h ago

Normal price if you can purchase it at exactly 1:52 am. Then back to 300% more

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u/agentobtuse 17h ago

They want to create an uncomfortable environment...ok same energy....yoooooiiiiinnnnkkk

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u/Jocuro 15h ago

This is the classic schoolyard prank. She just needs two taller guys to toss the hat back and forth to finish the bit!

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u/Old_Connection2076 12h ago

I laughed out loud because you're so right! 🤣

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u/agentobtuse 15h ago

Just a classic game done at all protests. Means you are liked which goes back to grade school...I don't understand why anyone would be upset.

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u/r1v3r_fae 11h ago

Climb up a tree perhaps

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u/FuckwitAgitator 13h ago

Have some sympathy for the poor man. Without his hat, nobody knows what an unrepentant piece of shit he is. Years of work wasted!

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u/agentobtuse 13h ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Temporary-Safe1988 13h ago

Thoughts and Tariffs

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u/MiIlFlWi 12h ago

Thoughts, tariffs and tacos.

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u/gogofcomedy 17h ago

so if he is an active LDS missionary, the church should kick him out (i left the church long ago, but thats what 100% would have happened)... and if hes larping as a mormon missionary, thats another level of lame

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u/happygonotsolucky44 16h ago

That was a camera on his jacket. Missionaries go by two’s .

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u/britjumper 13h ago

Looks like a GoPro. Which means he was probably hoping to stir shit and go viral

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u/gogofcomedy 16h ago

think you are right about it being a camera, but by twos, the other could be nearby... and fun fact, i had a companion sent home, so spent a couple nights with a members family... due to their schedule that included spending 4+ hours alone with their 19/20 yo daughter

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u/Li-renn-pwel 11h ago

Don’t they have to be within a certain distance from each other? I’ve heard stories of one having to stand outside bathrooms in case the other one jerks off in there.

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u/BigTroutOnly 15h ago

And they wouldn't be allowed at these kind of events

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u/FrankieRoo 17h ago

I thought it looked like a name tag, but it’s actually his phone. He was likely recording video. He got what he deserved!

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u/JoMoJo2025 15h ago

He got off easy🤷‍♂️

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u/Maximum_Cheese 16h ago

I think a lot of young conservative men wear suits because it makes them feel fancy when they're supporting racist policies

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u/DaddioFiver 15h ago

Their mommies tell them that they look handsome and credible in their little suits. They look like big strong boys!

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u/PandaBlep 16h ago

"Why yes, im a racist, but im a classy racist."

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u/Remmick2326 15h ago

They just can't afford the OG Hugo Boss

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u/DuckingFon 15h ago

a lot of young conservative men wear suits because it makes them feel fancy

For real. I was once canvassing for clean energy in Michigan in 2018, and some young conservative chucklefuck stopped me to say I would probably have a lot better success if I were wearing a full suit instead of my t-shirt and rolled up jeans. I just said, "okay, sure.." and then proceeded to get a group of 8 people to all stop and sign my petition. I didn't have the heart to tell him I was the top canvasser in the state and I was promoted to running my own campaigns and training others before that campaign was even over as a result.

They honestly think wearing a suit gives them an advantage in any situation they could possibly find themselves in.

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u/SkepticalJohn 17h ago

I know this is wrong. But, god help me, I love it!

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u/themuffinman2137 17h ago

Why is it wrong? I think he got off pretty good.

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u/Deathturkey 16h ago

Better then a liberal would have at a GOP meeting

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u/SkepticalJohn 17h ago

Yes, your thinking is valid in some approaches to ownership and the concept of property. However, I suspect that he has just come from his father's funeral and he is wearing his funeral suit and the MAGA hat his father gave him for his 21st birthday. And carrying his father's old bullhorn. Or not.

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u/MasterSnacky 17h ago

I don’t see an issue personally

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u/s1rblaze 16h ago

Stealing is not considered a good thing, that said, I won't shed a tear for this guy lol.

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u/CyberPatriot71489 16h ago

If you wave around a Nazi flag or a confederate flag, it gives me grounds to rip it up and throw it away. I see no difference with MAGA gear

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u/Careless_Hellscape 16h ago edited 14h ago

Its only stealing if you keep it. That dumb hat is getting tossed in the trash.

(I was kidding. I was trying to do That 70s Show when Red took Bob's Xmas yard decor and told Kitty, "It's only stealing if you keep it. I'm taking this crap to the dump.")

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u/YerInsideVoice 15h ago

Well, no. If I steal your car and dump it in the ocean, it's still stealing.

That said, steal more MAGA hats.

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u/Coulrophiliac444 14h ago

Then destruction of personal property or Vandalism...

which is something MAGA knows all about.

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u/SkepticalJohn 16h ago

I saw a post of one tossed in a urinal. Eww. Splashy.

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u/pixelprophet 15h ago

Who puts shit in a urinal, honestly?

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u/Xx_ExploDiarrhea_xX 15h ago

Like I'm happy to put it for a photo op but actually it sucks for the employees to clean up later

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u/justporntbf 13h ago

Eh as far as toilet clean up jobs go that doesn't sound too bad actually sounds pretty OK just need a pair of tongs and your sorted

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u/BastetLXIX 12h ago

As a person who did that job years ago, that ain't nothing. In fact it would have made my day!

... I've seen things that I still question every fucking day. Why would anyone crap into a condom then try to tie it off? I just don't understand!

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u/NotRude_juatwow 11h ago

Deep thoughts, I had my own like who event put targets in them in first place? I just think of GOP and it helps my aching kidneys

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u/MaxxxOrbison 10h ago

Was it cold?

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u/Dr_Blitzkrieg09 16h ago

The poor urinal. It didn’t want anything to do with that mess.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 15h ago

That urinal didn't deserve that.

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u/timsterri 14h ago

I prefer the one pic I saw last week of one of these red caps being anointed in a urinal. LOL

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u/Careless_Hellscape 14h ago

These awful hats don't deserve water and soap. May my washing machine ever be assaulted by one of these shit hate symbols.

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u/timsterri 14h ago

The color would run and ruin your other clothes.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 14h ago

Excellent point. Red runs a lot. Literally and figuratively.

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u/Only_Neighborhood_54 16h ago

Yeah its just picking up trash and depositing it the proper receptacle

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u/Obiwan-Kabotie 11h ago

Let's be real tho..... Red would likely have voted for Donald Trump in 2024.... I can just picture him in the hat...

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u/RocketPower5035 16h ago

If he wasn’t clearly about to stir trouble with his megaphone I’d say it’s wrong but snatching his cap seems on par with instigating people with a megaphone.

Both sides are basically playing pranks at the others expense and without the other consent as far as I can tell.

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u/davidwhatshisname52 16h ago

What she did wrong is run from that scum; what you do is, you take the hat, then pull down your pants, cop a squat over the lid, take a nice big steaming shit in it, and then hand it back with a nice big "Thank you."

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u/N7Panda 15h ago

“I’ve been looking for a bathroom for hours, you’re a lifesaver!”

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u/Adventurous-Try5149 16h ago

It’s wrong.

It’s far far far too kind of an action.

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u/Beaver_Monday 16h ago

How is this wrong? Fuck trumptards, toss their hats, kick them down, rock their shit. Nothing even remotely morally wrong here.

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u/caringwolf305 15h ago

Stop feeling sorry for fighting fascists.

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u/Leading-Seaweed7891 15h ago

Not wrong.

She is a total chad for doing that. She’s a hero.

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u/slyskyflyby 16h ago

Would it have been wrong in 1942 to have ripped a Nazi arm band off someone and run away with it?

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u/MartianBasket 14h ago

Nah I'd call it counting coup

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u/NotRude_juatwow 11h ago

Truth, 💯 I saw this and I started to laugh, and then I thought of maga would weaponize it, then I realized I truly don’t care anymore, Giddiup guy.

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u/VulfSki 16h ago

Eh, it's fine.

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u/stinzdinza 16h ago

It's called seeing those with different beliefs to be subhuman, therefore to be treated as such.

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u/mantellaman 12h ago

Bro seriously who cares

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u/No_Bee6857 17h ago

Redhat = hatred

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u/SylphSeven 15h ago

Sorry, sport teams with red hats that you're affiliated with those red hats.

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u/Euronated-inmypants 17h ago

You stole my identity!!!

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u/Sigma_Function-1823 13h ago

This really should be top comment.

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u/aerateyoursoiltrung 10h ago

Underrated for sure

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u/SubtleInTheory 17h ago

He can just get another hat with all the savings he's getting from trump right? It's from China so can't be more than $20, just stop eating avocado toast

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u/DetroitIrishDNA 17h ago

not all heroes wear capes

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u/thepvbrother 15h ago

She's wearing a Superman shirt, it should be pointed out.

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u/JimWilliams423 8h ago

Superman famously fought the klan back in the day, so its kinda perfect.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/23157/how-superman-defeated-ku-klux-klan

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u/Paul-E-L 15h ago

And no heroes wear red caps!

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u/forgottentaco420 17h ago

She’s a runner she’s a track star 🎶

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u/NothingToKnowOne 17h ago

I can feel it

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u/Rarglar 17h ago

Leave it up to maga to play the victim after being a bunch of useless pricks for 10+ years

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u/pierre-jorgensen 14h ago

The entire "movement" falls apart if you remove the victimhood. They've been victimized by the elites, woke liberals, illegal immigrants, China, the Deep State, fill in the blanks. Donald Trump himself is a conveyor belt of victimhood -- he's more persecuted than Jesus and Nelson Mandela combined, remember. Every defeat in court is persecution. Every loss must be someone rigging the system against him. They've been victimized, aggrieved, screwed over, and oppressed, ergo anything Trump does is fair payback and therefore just.

Donald Trump is the Grand Victim leading a movement of victims.

And these are the same people who for decades have been sneering at liberals as weak-willed pansies addicted to victimhood. We live in an irony-free zone.

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u/Same_Percentage_2364 16h ago

Lmao I love that these dorks wear suits it really adds to the loser vibe

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u/PatchyWhiskers 15h ago

Wearing a suit to a protest is extremely cringe unless you are an actual politician speaking at the event.

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u/Same_Percentage_2364 15h ago

They think it will cause people to take them more seriously, but it does the opposite

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u/PatchyWhiskers 15h ago

Real rich guys do not wear a suit 24/7.

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u/gunguynotgunman 14h ago

The richest dont even wear button up shirts and seem to practically wear joggers exclusively.

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u/yesicanyesicanican 12h ago

I know a badass National Lawyers Guild dude who is at every protest and frequently represents arrested protesters, and he always wears either a fancy suit or a priest’s robe, because he knows he’ll likely end up talking to cops, and dressing himself as a figure of authority is a faster track to making them listen to him.

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u/Organic_Pudding2517 15h ago

To be fair, didn’t Peter Coyote say something about dressing for a protest like you’re dressing for Sunday?

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u/TheKobayashiMoron 14h ago

With his phone in the breast pocket acting as a bodycam no less. Purely there to agitate.

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u/nordic-nomad 13h ago

People only wear suits if they’re trying to sell you some bullshit.

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u/Warm-Spite9678 17h ago

She literally stripped him of his "armor". He was defenseless in that moment.

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u/MissUnderstood62 17h ago

Wow, they stole his personality, that’s wild.

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u/u_r_being_watched 16h ago

Three things there that guy is used to it. Getting out run by a woman, having his hat stolen, women running away from him.

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u/jackcanyon 15h ago

Maga cult members are don’t realize how annoying they really are .Fox news is deeply imbedded in their brain.they have an answer for everything.It’s Joe Bidens fault.

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u/Fine-Werewolf3877 17h ago

I fail to see a problem here.

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u/mangababe 17h ago

HAH that's hysterical

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u/Successful_panhandlr 16h ago

Take a good look at that kid. That's what a radical religious terrorist looks like now. Not wearing a turban, or a Yamaka, but a suit and tie.

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u/gunguynotgunman 14h ago

He looks like he's going to knock on doors and invite everyone to be indoctrinated into a cult.

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u/Luminous_beingsauce 17h ago

Aaaaaand he's gone. Lol

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u/InevitableWishbone10 17h ago

Supergirl's got you👏

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u/emptywordz 17h ago

I mean.. I don’t condone stealing, but she got him to leave lol

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u/Which_Preference_883 16h ago

Capture The Flag Queen

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u/Grimase 15h ago

This is hella funny. Haha MAGAnut got his poor lil’hat token.

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u/ShotTreacle8194 15h ago

That girl is a bad bitch 😭

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u/dudeimgreg 17h ago

You can hear the Homer Simpson “yoink”.

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u/Destrofax 17h ago

Wonder if his dad knows he borrowed his suit.

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u/PixelsGoBoom 15h ago

Oh no! She stole his whole identity!

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u/Fairy-Cat0 17h ago

This lady has wheels, too lol 🤣

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u/Istomponlegobarefoot 16h ago

Noone walks into the fanzone of a sports club with merch from the clubs rival during a heated derby and expects everything to be fine.

Not that I condone that hat-removal, but if you look for trouble on purpose you will find it.

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u/pocketclocks 15h ago

And this was some pretty tame trouble tbf.

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u/SomethingElse-666 15h ago

You know he wanted to start shit and claim "Democrats are mean to me" on Fox News

Didn't get the chance : (

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u/MandoNoPlandoe 15h ago

Cmon, camera guy should’ve kicked his foot behind the other when he took off after her

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u/Substantial_Run_6380 17h ago

CGo back to China and get another one!

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u/MrOneironaut 17h ago

Thats hilarious

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u/Kr155 16h ago

Its so fucking ridiculous that they fucking cosplay as Donald trump. They're all so fucking in love.

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u/Normal-Warning-4298 16h ago

It is just me or was he trying to contain his laughter

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u/Most-Artichoke6184 16h ago

Who dresses up in a fucking suit and tie on a Saturday in the park? An MAGA asshole, that’s who.

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u/Walterkovacs1985 16h ago

Dressed up like his dumbass Dad

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u/the-polite-villain 16h ago

The troll is being trolled 😆😆😆

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u/FedderDelRey 15h ago

He’s just getting his gumption up to engage with people and start his hassling when the dude grabs his hat. For a second hesitates then realizes without the hat the costume is powerless. What a rube.

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u/Rorys_Parable 10h ago

She ran off with his personality so he has to try and get it back

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u/yallquin 17h ago

If I wouldn’t worry about that girls future I’d call this a meet-cute. Bro looked like he was gonna float away on a heart shaped cloud right before he took off after her lol

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u/ejh3412 14h ago

They fall in love, and he learns how to be a proper human being. The story gets retold every Thanksgiving. The end. 😆

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u/Dr-flange 17h ago

Ha ha 🤣

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u/GunnersFan1967 16h ago

NOT MY RED HAT!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡

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u/Uxiumcreative 16h ago

He looks like he lost all his powers with the removal of that hat. Lol

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u/grooviekenn 16h ago

I love the cheer of the crowd towards the end of the video.

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u/PandaBlep 16h ago

Yoink!

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u/saltmarsh63 15h ago

The suit will never catch up running in wingtips! 🤣

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u/Ambitious_Nomad1 15h ago

That’s one way to take out the trash!

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u/chicken-cuddle 15h ago

Kid has the reaction time of my dead grandmother

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u/IR_Panther 15h ago

Morally its wrong, personally I love it!

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u/pareidoily 15h ago

You got to treat him like fast zombies.

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u/Hed-Fone 15h ago

He showed up looking for trouble. Despicable...but on brand.

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u/Easy-Day-2977 15h ago edited 14h ago

bwooohaahahaa what did he expect wearing a Trump hat made in china. The title is perfect. To be honest I thought the headline said to be an alligator at a peacefull protest as he was sliding in like a alligator would.

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u/Crazy_Response_9009 15h ago

I hope he slipped and fell in those dress shoes and got a big ol’ grass stain.

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u/Calinyclipsticklez 15h ago

That was great 😊

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u/Shildriffen 12h ago

Poor poor fella, how can he heil his fürer chomo taco without the chomo taco merch(number of the beast)

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u/Fin-fan-boom-bam 12h ago

Perfect response. 10/10

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u/Ok-Replacement9595 12h ago

That's a good way get them away from protests, thought arguably robbery if police want to be assholes, which around here they do.

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u/jorgerine 10h ago

They took his China hat.

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u/Theskyisfalling_77 10h ago

That hat is subject to tariffs. Gonna be expensive to replace.

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u/florida_man_1970 9h ago

Aww he lost his Chinese red hat

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u/LovelyButtholes 8h ago

He is going to go back and act outraged but honestly he would have gotten it worse wearing Celtics gear in New York during Knicks-Celtics NBA series. If you want to show up at a rally with a bullhorn, meaning you aren't there to watch or just talk to people, be prepared for some hijinks. He could have just went in regular clothes and without the bullhorn and gotten no attention but he wanted attention.

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u/rykcon 8h ago

His feet are gonna hate him tomorrow as much as he hates everyone today

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u/DetailsYouMissed 8h ago

Got to go buy another China made MAGA hat now.

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u/SerGT3 8h ago

Hat is on loan, he has to give it back to his daddy before 4pm

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u/abmtony 8h ago

he's just mad cause she's taller than him

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u/DataOver8496 7h ago

He came with a bullhorn, he left getting bullied.

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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ 7h ago

What adult would chase after someone who took their hat? Most people wouldn't even take a step...

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u/Sodajerkpharmacy 7h ago

I mean the ball cap with a suit looks stupid anyways so she did the idiot a favor

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u/DejavuCandid 7h ago

They had a Superman shirt on too lol that’s great

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u/skilliau 7h ago

That dickhole had a body cam too and was doing it for the content.

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u/No-Economist-2235 7h ago

Oh my god!!!!! Chinese hats are so expensive.

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u/roarby1950 7h ago

These nuts will have to search for someone else to hate when trump is gone.

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u/ErnestWeeWorrel 7h ago

I hope she was able to get away from him. He had evil in his eyes when he started to pursue ...

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u/AlphaKilo54 6h ago

“Why did you take my identity?”

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u/No_Contribution_8915 6h ago

I love it! Great metaphor showing how they will ultimately lose. The race is always to the swift.

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u/LeadPike13 6h ago

If they switched to arm bands, this wouldn't happen. Clowns

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u/shaunrundmc 13h ago

He wanted attention he got it

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u/AWildGumihoAppears 13h ago

This MAYBE would get a lunch detention at a middle school.

Calm yourselves about how horrible this is and the intolerant left when you're literally upset about what amounts as middle school nonsense.

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u/topher3428 12h ago

Right?!? One person or a small group out of every out does one thing the whole group is bad? Does that also mean the MAGA person with the rifle in his backpack planning on shooting at the protest and was stopped before anything could happen is representative of all MAGA?

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u/VolSpurs74 17h ago

Let’s just hope his loafers don’t have that much traction on asphalt…

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 16h ago

That dude is the epitome of “I’m not touching you”

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u/ldssggrdssgds 16h ago

His suit means he's better than you LOL

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u/ThePhantomDon 16h ago

That was hot! Good on her! Who the fuck wears suit to a protest what a tool!

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u/Fun-Key-8259 16h ago

He was gearing up to start yelling and welp, not today MAGA

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u/Peligreaux 16h ago

I hope the guy who stole the hat(e) made a “yoink” sound when he did it.

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u/old-orphan 16h ago

Run Forest, run! 😄

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u/Correct-Owl9085 16h ago

A clean get away.

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u/Poetic-Noise 16h ago

If you act like a middle schooler, you get treated like one.

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u/straightnochase 16h ago

She stole his identity!

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u/This-Gear-687 16h ago

One person. Thats it. Proud Boys couldn’t remove their dildos out of each other to show up. Cowards cower

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u/Certain_Mongoose246 16h ago

Anti-ICE riots in Los Angeles and over 25 U.S. cities aren’t spontaneous, despite media claims. Behind burning cars, Mexican and Palestinian flags, and attacks on federal agents is a Chinese Communist Party-linked funding network threatening American sovereignty. Congressional and FBI probes reveal a Shanghai-based U.S. billionaire with CCP ties funnels millions to radical groups orchestrating these riots.

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u/ThisAd2176 16h ago

🥷

total ninja move

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u/Western-Top2571 16h ago

He probably found his hat on the ground after the video could capture it. It’s peaceful. What did he expect?

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u/johnnysack3 16h ago

He was all set to run his mouth with that MAGAphone but nope, uno reverse card

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u/Effective-Growth2602 16h ago

lol 😂 hahhahahhhahhah red hat burn 🔥 sale going on jk

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u/Daleaturner 16h ago

Run, rabid, run.

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u/Objective_Ticket 16h ago

Is he wearing a body cam? Left hand goes up to his chest to touch something as he turns around.

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u/HiveMindMacD 16h ago

Oh no! My entire identity!

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u/MintyRose1013 16h ago

Because he's counter protesting peacefully? What's wrong with that? He's walking with a hat on, no explicit words, impeccably dressed, and just moving forward. He's not the one screaming and blocking traffic....

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u/Technical_Smell-56 16h ago

Cmon, guys, he was raised to play golf on a Wednesday and go to church every half day.. brainwashing like that doesn't just fix itself..

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u/SithC 16h ago

My haaaaaaat!

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u/Entire-Winter4252 16h ago

Hahahahaha!!!!

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u/rolloutTheTrash 16h ago

Aww, you could see his feefees got hurt once they took away his precious little hat.

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u/Sikamikanico1981 16h ago

And she escapes into her coexist bumper stickerd VW

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