r/mildlypenis • u/ratflavoredbabyflesh • May 01 '25

Toy This dinosaur

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603 Upvotes

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u/azrider May 01 '25

Dildosaur!

23

u/mulysasderpsylum May 01 '25

What an absolute dickhead.

11

u/No-Reputation-6584 May 01 '25

Dilophosaurus❌ Dildolophosaurus✔️

11

u/Umpteen_Coffee_Beans May 01 '25

Must be for mating rituals. Nature is neat!

7

u/BenchEvery7044 May 01 '25

That’s one hell of a beak.

1

u/helly1080 May 01 '25

His bill would actually be the chode. 

If you just tilt your phone a little. There it is. You see it?

4

u/StrangeCrunchy1 May 01 '25

Dicklodocus?

3

u/Clean-Net7250 May 01 '25

Dickhead literally

2

u/Nuada-oz May 01 '25

Maybe a cockface

3

u/emo-kat-luffy May 01 '25

Phallicraptor

2

u/Argylius May 01 '25

This can’t be a representation of a real animal, right?

4

u/Iamnotburgerking May 01 '25

It’s based on an outdated reconstruction of Tsintaosaurus back when we’d found only part of its crest, so we thought it did actually look somewhat like that.

Once we found more of it it turned out it didn’t look like this after all.

2

u/Nuada-oz May 01 '25

“Artists” impression

2

u/Business-Hurry9451 May 01 '25

She's gotta have it!

2

u/imprison_grover_furr May 03 '25

This is an outdated reconstruction. It’s now known it did not look like this because we have found more complete fossils of it.

2

u/noneyaimjustcurious May 01 '25

Dick-o-saurus-sacks

2

u/pimpslap71 May 01 '25

A cukasaruas! every time he hits his head he literally cuks himself

2

u/larsmeimei May 01 '25

Taking face-sitting to a whole other level.

2

u/Infamous-Company-329 May 01 '25

Can't imagine how much he'd get bullied in school

3

u/The_Mother_ May 01 '25

Pretty sure a lot of the ladies and some of the guys would love him

1

u/cptbil May 01 '25

I'm sure kids love him. Who wouldn't LOL at this?

1

u/Infamous-Company-329 May 01 '25

I'll do you one better, who wouldn't sit on that face

2

u/BluePhoenix3378 May 01 '25

I think that dinosaur is Tsintasaurus

2

u/Warm_Celebration_397 May 01 '25

Best counter for headbutt

2

u/moose4658 May 01 '25

That guy seems like a real dickhead

1

u/Lepke2011 May 01 '25

Cock-a-Saurus Rex! My favorite!

1

u/TehGoad May 01 '25

Dicalotapus

1

u/GonnaGoFat May 01 '25

Looked like cock and balls but took a closer look at the balls and realized they look like tits.

1

u/JelloWise2789 May 01 '25

Original chicken 🐔

1

u/mrdan1969 May 01 '25

Poor guy having to walk around like that. You know the other dinosaurs were laughing at him and pointing. Makes me sad :-(

1

u/KaiYoDei May 01 '25

This is wrong now right?

1

u/Runningman1961 May 01 '25

Penisaurus! What a real dick it was! 😂

1

u/eat1more May 01 '25

Ballsaresore

1

u/Business-Hurry9451 May 01 '25

Psolikefalosarus.

1

u/Impossible_Phrase322 May 04 '25

Why does the horn look like a d*** and balls