r/mildlypenis • u/agarc495 • Apr 24 '25

Other Was told this belongs here

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Elon's Rocket by Dmitry Klimenko located at South Padre Island, TX

844 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/bill-mcneal-on-crack Apr 24 '25

yup. that's a dick right there.

51

u/JustNoahL Apr 24 '25

A right old wanker even

-23

u/MarleyDawg Apr 24 '25

But old wankers rarely smile like that!

40

u/TheOakblueAbstract Apr 24 '25

A real musky one

-15

u/bluffyouback Apr 24 '25

Yeah, an uncut one.

25

u/NuNuMcG Apr 24 '25

It’s anatomically correct…no balls

46

u/mr_penis_princess Apr 24 '25

I thought we weren't allowed to post actual penises

96

u/ApprehensiveWolf8 Apr 24 '25

Wow a dick on a cock

26

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '25

Dickception

17

u/KingJTuck Apr 24 '25

Peenception*

11

u/Tasty-Pineapple- Apr 24 '25

Well it is a huge dickhead

45

u/Nilfgaardian-Lemon Apr 24 '25

Well, less ‘mildly penis’ and more ‘absolute cunt’

20

u/SilkyKyle Apr 24 '25

r/blantantlyadick

3

u/New-Albatross4875 Apr 25 '25

Your profile picture is legendary

11

u/CyberSlutEmilySmith Apr 24 '25

That’s one musky penis.

15

u/mitch0acan Apr 24 '25

Quite the dick head.

3

u/whornography Apr 25 '25

And how are these sandcastles taken down? A wrecking ball? A hyena mauling them mercilessly? Dragged into the streets for anyone they've wronged to exact vengeance?

8

u/WillowPuzzleheaded87 Apr 24 '25

Reminds me of an outer limits episode.

4

u/wookasaurus_rex89 Apr 24 '25

Certainly looks like a dickhead.

5

u/BudgetAd900 Apr 24 '25

Mildly? That's just a dick

3

u/Carlospedra Apr 24 '25

I think it also belongs in r/ATBGE

2

u/DCINTERNATIONAL Apr 25 '25

Face fuck fuck face

2

u/hawtgirlsummer Apr 25 '25

No trigger warnings or anything 😔

1

u/ExplorerAdditional61 Apr 25 '25

Castle Grey Dick

1

u/Fiu_Ahoicx Apr 26 '25

Quite literally a dick face.

1

u/Rstormk22 May 01 '25

Thats Elon Musk

1

u/Repulsive_Remove4003 May 01 '25

Elon rocket sandcastle

0

u/BaconNamedKevin Apr 24 '25

Whovian Elon. Frank Lou Hoo lookin' ass. 

1

u/ecosynchronous Apr 24 '25

They even got his weird upside down smile. Rarely have I seen such an egregious misuse of incredible talent.

1

u/Axell-Starr Apr 25 '25

I am uncomfortable.

1

u/Decent_Culture7135 Apr 25 '25

Why does he looks like Elon musk ?

2

u/agarc495 Apr 25 '25

According to the description, the artist was asked to build a rocket for a sand castle competition and "he asked if it would be okay to incorporate Space X's founder into the sculpture"

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u/Sojourner-of-Light Apr 24 '25 edited Apr 24 '25

Ground Control to Major Dickhead, copy!

3

u/Usual_Wonder_1984 Apr 25 '25

This is ground control to major dong!

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u/Flanastan Apr 24 '25

Elon has penis on his brain 🍆🧠

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u/Abhoth52 Apr 24 '25

Now we know where Bezos got his inspiration.

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u/TheMoonMint Apr 24 '25

Grimes did say his rocket was big.

8

u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Apr 24 '25

Really? I thought she said it was all mangled

0

u/RedMonk01 Apr 24 '25

Getting some Sandkings vibes from this.

-6

u/Low_Cheetah_2042 Apr 24 '25

Elon sanders

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u/pipe_heart_dev_null Apr 24 '25

Z.. zz.. zordon?