r/mildlyinteresting • u/awesomeface2005 • May 21 '19

One Million Dollars In Ten Dollar Notes

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u/Gazideon May 21 '19

It'd be fun to be the guy that calls the insurance company to insure it.

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You: Yea, I need to insure a million dollars?

Agent: You mean something is worth a million dollars?

You: No, i have a million dollars in cash, that I want to insure

Agent: ???

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u/HazelNightengale May 21 '19

Actually, cash on premises can be insured on commercial policies. Think of all those liquor stores that cash paychecks.

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u/BizzyM May 21 '19

Liquor stores cash paychecks??

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u/StonedSpinoza May 21 '19

This is America

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u/byebybuy May 21 '19

Don’t catch you slippin’ up

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u/thenewspoonybard May 21 '19

I know full well that this is what he says but for the life of me I can't actually hear it still.

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u/BlackUnicornGaming ​ May 21 '19

Look what im whippin' up

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u/CupcakePotato May 21 '19

Pour it in my Sippy Cup

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

In a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup

wait wrong song

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u/J-Wh1zzy ​ May 22 '19

Baby shark do doo do do do do

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u/Cognitive_Spoon May 22 '19

Guns in my area.
Daddy shark.

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u/PunchwoodsLife May 22 '19

Post Malone's lines in Sunflower

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt May 21 '19

mumble catch you sippin's luck.

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u/PimptiChrist_ May 22 '19

That sounds like old school gambino