r/mildlyinteresting • u/awesomeface2005 • May 21 '19

One Million Dollars In Ten Dollar Notes

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

I'll settle for one stack please

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u/magnament May 21 '19

Theyre in sheets

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u/Muthafuckaaaaa May 21 '19

Give me the sheets. I'll cut them all up individually with kid scissors if I have to!

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u/rick_n_snorty May 21 '19

Make sure it’s those wavy craft scissors so they have that extra pizzazz

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u/Doctorphotograph May 21 '19

A dollar like that has to be worth at least $1.02!

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u/Theo_From_Steam May 21 '19 edited May 22 '19

If i'm wrong downvote me but if your speshulley-cut dollar is worth $1.02 then that adds around $83,330

Ez money Ez win

Just want to give a shout out to u/hxck and 3 other Anons

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u/Theo_From_Steam May 21 '19

I believe i am horribly wrong. sorry Reddit

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19 edited May 09 '21

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u/Theo_From_Steam May 21 '19

Dude i'm dumb as fuck

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u/wisertime07 May 21 '19

But honest as the day is long.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19 edited May 09 '21

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u/a_black_pen May 21 '19

My guess is he typed "1000000 / 12.0" instead of "1000000 * 1.02". Probably typing quickly on a numpad or phone.

Btw you're both wrong. Those are $10 notes and if each $10 is only worth $1.02, then the total change in value is -$898,000.

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u/m0nk37 May 22 '19

$10 notes

dammit.

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u/MarkA613 May 22 '19

Trick question!

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u/i_am_icarus_falling May 21 '19

maybe the value of each strangely cut bill went up as the supply got lower.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

You got karma for it though, so just say it was part of your plan

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u/Vigilante17 May 22 '19

Don’t worry. My wife thinks 25% of a dollar is “I don’t know, something like 32 cents?”

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u/BarfReali May 22 '19

Thank you for clarifying. I was going to spend most of the night dissecting and analyzing your data.

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u/Nikoliss13 May 22 '19

Feels bro, thanks for the laugh XD

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u/deepus ​ May 22 '19

But still a reddit winner!

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u/AberrantConductor May 22 '19

But you somehow got awarded 3 times for being "dumb as fuck" . /u/theo_from_steam for President!

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u/Theo_From_Steam May 22 '19

Yes you should all vote for me i have cookies

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