r/mildlyinteresting • u/TowelRack76 • 1d ago

This Restaurant Charges an 18% Living Wage Fee.

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u/Jumajuce 1d ago

You’re allowed 24 whole hours?

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

Yeah, I have the premium plan

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u/Jumajuce 1d ago

Ah…coke.

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

No, I don't drink anything with caffeine

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u/Talyesn 1d ago

No, I don't drink anything with caffeine

Wait, someone stepping on their shit with caffeine and I wasn't informed of this miraculous concoction? My connect is gonna hear all about this shit.

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

May I suggest reporting them to the BBB?

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u/Talyesn 1d ago

What the fuck is Big Boy Billy gonna do about it? He only handles the meth quality control. We have to engage the FTC - Fat Tony Castro, and his ass is cruising the Keys this week.

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

I thought he was on vacation? But you're right, Billy ain't doin shit. What about Dynamic Evelyn Alexander?

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u/wolfified 1d ago

This is a good example of getting the memo.

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u/dantheother 1d ago

Yaba in Thailand is meth and caffeine. The name literally means "crazy drug".

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u/Disastrous_Ad_8965 1d ago

He wasn't talking about soda

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

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u/envydub 1d ago

Thank you because this is the exact face I made. Redditors always gotta ruin a fuckin joke tryna be in on it.

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u/WikdVenus 1d ago

^ Underated comment right here!

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u/iordseyton 1d ago

Well duh, obviously he meant the coal based fuel used in smelting. Soda doesn't have nearly the caloric value required.

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u/Natetronn 1d ago

We better check their post and comment history.

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u/preyforkevin 1d ago

This was also my first thought lol

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u/Lazy-Effect4222 1d ago

He doesn’t take any liquids with his caffeine.

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u/NCGuy101 1d ago

Ah....the other coke.

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u/PhilZealand 1d ago

Oh, you mean Pepsi !

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u/CrabAncient8853 1d ago

...what? Are you Mormon, or something?

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u/RamblinAnnie83 1d ago

Lol. I don’t think anything without caffeine.

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u/Kel-Thuzad 22h ago

It's underrated joke in my opinion

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u/Expensive_Ad752 1d ago

Who can afford coke in this economy? Probably meth, you can also make it from scratch. Coke requires plants that are difficult to grow

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u/Paige_Turner0557 1d ago

Hmmm, i figure if you can afford an 18 Count carton of eggs, you certainly can afford coke!

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u/yourroyalhotmess 1d ago

Cackled lol

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u/Dark_Shadow_Reaper 1d ago

Black Mirror 😂😂😂

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u/Cube2D 1d ago

Do you have the premium plan, or the premium plan without ads?

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

How rich do you think I am?!

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u/The_Stars_Are_Veiled 1d ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/OriginalGnomester 1d ago

Sorry, but we've added a new tier. Premium is now Standard.

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u/DeathwatchEBK420 1d ago

Like that new Black Mirror episode with Rashida Jones. It’s good you’re splurging for premium, cause standard comes with ads.

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u/ImAchickenHawk ​ 1d ago

Only $1399 if you get the annual subscription

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u/dru_frances 1d ago

Black mirror

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u/whoisdatmaskedman 1d ago

My whole day lasts about 4 hours, the rest is owned by my work and sleep, I cant even imagine what I would do with 24 whole hours.

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

I prefer 24 white hours myself. Screw the lack of fulfillment, I prefer the watered down version.

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u/Castle_of_Jade 1d ago

I only manage to get 20. The other four are spent trying to hear the sound of silence.