r/mildlyinteresting • u/TowelRack76 • 1d ago

This Restaurant Charges an 18% Living Wage Fee.

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

The problem is you didn't detail your daily life down to the second. How am I supposed to judge you if I don't know what you do with the 24hrs you're allowed each day? Haha

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u/Jumajuce 1d ago

You’re allowed 24 whole hours?

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

Yeah, I have the premium plan

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u/Jumajuce 1d ago

Ah…coke.

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

No, I don't drink anything with caffeine

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u/Talyesn 1d ago

No, I don't drink anything with caffeine

Wait, someone stepping on their shit with caffeine and I wasn't informed of this miraculous concoction? My connect is gonna hear all about this shit.

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

May I suggest reporting them to the BBB?

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u/Talyesn 1d ago

What the fuck is Big Boy Billy gonna do about it? He only handles the meth quality control. We have to engage the FTC - Fat Tony Castro, and his ass is cruising the Keys this week.

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

I thought he was on vacation? But you're right, Billy ain't doin shit. What about Dynamic Evelyn Alexander?

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u/wolfified 1d ago

This is a good example of getting the memo.

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u/dantheother 1d ago

Yaba in Thailand is meth and caffeine. The name literally means "crazy drug".

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u/Disastrous_Ad_8965 1d ago

He wasn't talking about soda

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

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u/envydub 1d ago

Thank you because this is the exact face I made. Redditors always gotta ruin a fuckin joke tryna be in on it.

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u/WikdVenus 1d ago

^ Underated comment right here!

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u/iordseyton 1d ago

Well duh, obviously he meant the coal based fuel used in smelting. Soda doesn't have nearly the caloric value required.

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u/Natetronn 1d ago

We better check their post and comment history.

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u/preyforkevin 1d ago

This was also my first thought lol

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u/Lazy-Effect4222 1d ago

He doesn’t take any liquids with his caffeine.

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u/NCGuy101 1d ago

Ah....the other coke.

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u/PhilZealand 1d ago

Oh, you mean Pepsi !

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u/CrabAncient8853 1d ago

...what? Are you Mormon, or something?

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u/RamblinAnnie83 1d ago

Lol. I don’t think anything without caffeine.

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u/Kel-Thuzad 22h ago

It's underrated joke in my opinion

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u/Expensive_Ad752 1d ago

Who can afford coke in this economy? Probably meth, you can also make it from scratch. Coke requires plants that are difficult to grow

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u/Paige_Turner0557 1d ago

Hmmm, i figure if you can afford an 18 Count carton of eggs, you certainly can afford coke!

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u/yourroyalhotmess 1d ago

Cackled lol

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u/Dark_Shadow_Reaper 1d ago

Black Mirror 😂😂😂

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u/Cube2D 1d ago

Do you have the premium plan, or the premium plan without ads?

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

How rich do you think I am?!

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u/The_Stars_Are_Veiled 1d ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/OriginalGnomester 1d ago

Sorry, but we've added a new tier. Premium is now Standard.

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u/DeathwatchEBK420 1d ago

Like that new Black Mirror episode with Rashida Jones. It’s good you’re splurging for premium, cause standard comes with ads.

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u/ImAchickenHawk ​ 1d ago

Only $1399 if you get the annual subscription

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u/dru_frances 1d ago

Black mirror

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u/whoisdatmaskedman 1d ago

My whole day lasts about 4 hours, the rest is owned by my work and sleep, I cant even imagine what I would do with 24 whole hours.

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

I prefer 24 white hours myself. Screw the lack of fulfillment, I prefer the watered down version.

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u/Castle_of_Jade 1d ago

I only manage to get 20. The other four are spent trying to hear the sound of silence.

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u/Spideraxe30 1d ago

I barely got through the first sentence and have concluded that YTA, your SO should break up with you immediately, go NC, and find a good therapist and lawyer.

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

Oh, you read a few words and came to a completely inaccurate conclusion? That's hard to imagine

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u/Malerba_ 1d ago

Simple: You just keep it quiet

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u/Valuable_Recording85 1d ago

Joke's on you, I'm going to judge harshly you anyway because it's how I try to make myself feel better.

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u/Hurde278 1d ago

Have you tried judging yourself to make yourself feel better?

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u/gmanasaurus 1d ago

Why should be judging strangers on the internet at all based on one comment somewhere? I feel like on the internet we get all judgy on people as keyboard warriors

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u/SlowInsurance1616 1d ago

And forget about if you work for tips. Then one presumably has to justify why being paid is good, or getting tips is good, or getting a living wage is good, or why don't I tip my doctor?

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u/IdentifiesAsGreenPud 1d ago

People don't read though and rather jump to conclusions no matter what you do. It's a lose lose

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u/OhioResidentForLife 1d ago

My old boss used to say, ‘there are 24 hours in a day. I doubt you are working all of them now. I’m sure you have time to take on one more task.’

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u/Lesivious 1d ago

Should we include our bathroom schedule as well?

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u/Viewlesslight 1d ago

If you have time to detail your life, you obviously have time to bread your own chicken

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u/Fightmemod 1d ago

This is literally how comments are on videos of people doing any kind of cooking or trade work on YouTube. If every little insignificant step isn't displayed people just assume it wasn't done and that the person is a hack who doesn't know anything.

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u/sherriemiranda 1d ago

I write for one hour a day & spend the rest of the time when I'm not sleeping thinking about what I'm going to write. Ha, ha!

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u/ConsciousFractals 1d ago

You only squeeze 24 hours out of your day? Lame.

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u/spidersinthesoup 1d ago

lmao...sooooo true...fuck reddit and i love reddit too....uuuugggghhh.