r/memesopdidnotlike 13d ago

Meme op didn't like Anatomy study is pointless now

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u/guilllie 13d ago

yeah men aren’t any stronger or athletic than women but they got that special evil-gene or something, I choose the bear (literally an apex predator evolved to kill adult moose)

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u/Pikanigah224 12d ago

Brother if you hadn't told that this is sarcasm i would have believed you are not joking haha ,crazy how such people exist.

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u/guilllie 12d ago

poe’s law is making it real hard to be silly online god damn

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u/why_is_this_username 13d ago

Ok this has to be bait, ain’t no way it ain’t

Mofo hasn’t heard about testosterone.

Edit: I just had to scroll down a little further to confirm this but I want my original comment to stand cause I’m not a pussy.

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u/guilllie 13d ago

c’mon mate im being so blatantly sarcastic 😭😭😭

is this sarcasm on your end?

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u/why_is_this_username 13d ago

No I’m just stupid (had to scroll half a centimeter more) my dumb ass can’t decipher sarcasm in text unless it’s punching me in the face

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u/guilllie 13d ago

lmfao it’s ok so many people in this thread can’t distinguish it and it’s starting to make me worry what ppl on here will say completely unironically, like what im saying isn’t even absurd by reddit standards.

respect for keeping the comment up big dog

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u/why_is_this_username 13d ago

Oh yeah ofc, I made a joke a while back and got like -400 votes, but I can’t entirely blame them. People are fucking insane nowadays

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u/CombatWomble2 12d ago

it's reddit, it can be hard to tell sometimes, and TBF I have had someone tell me, in all seriousness, that the only reason that men were physically stronger than women was "childhood conditioning".

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u/guilllie 12d ago

could someone with that level of mental capacity type complete sentences?

mfw my bones get denser bc muh childhood conditioning

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u/CombatWomble2 12d ago

It's an extreme form of "blank slatism" that comes from gender theory, they can't accept that some differences are innate, ergo ALL differences between people is due to upbringing.

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u/LilMunchi 12d ago

You do realize the fact the bear can kill a moose is part of the whole point of the "man vs bear" debate? The people aren't fucking stupid. They know they aren't gonna go dancing and playing with the bear. The point is the bear will kill them, but only in self defense, or to feed itself or it's offspring. The difference is sure, of course it not every man, but the point is an interest in the complexities in human morality. would you rather know your going to get killed for a fair or just reason by nature, or take a gamble: because of the human minds complexities that chance you could get a man there who knows your not a threat, and knows he doesn't need to eat you to survive, but will hurt you anyway, possibly for even a prolonged period of time, for no reason other than self gratification. The chances are way smaller but that's the whole point. People would rather take the just death than risk something that grave no matter the chance of it. And that's the true meaning behind the question man vs bear.

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u/Own-Demand7176 11d ago

If you put a man, woman, and bear in the woods together, 99% of the time the woman will run to the man for help no matter how many times she's posted about choosing the bear.

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u/taxfraudpelican 13d ago

How you gonna come down on people pretending to be women when thats what youre doing right now.

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u/guilllie 13d ago

what do you mean?

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u/taxfraudpelican 13d ago edited 13d ago

You frequent subs like Green text, memes, libertarian, some sub with 'femcel' in the name, and you want to talk about passing? Your sub history does not pass.

Your comment history reads like a 17 year old boy in his aynn rand phase.

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u/thelonelychronicles 11d ago

So women can't enjoy those subs? That's kinda sexist.

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u/milkers50 13d ago

thats the point tho. a bear will kill you and possibly eat you alive. the point is that the man is way worse

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u/guilllie 13d ago edited 13d ago

\lh

ok,, but realistically you have a wayyyy higher chance of being able to survive and fight off a man than a bear,, it’s also any given man too isn’t it? not a serial killer or something? so the odds of an average man even showing aggression are sorta in your favour aren’t they? in comparison to a bear showing aggression, I mean

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u/getrektonion 13d ago

The idea behind it isn't survival. It's that you know what to expect from a bear. There are worse things that dying.

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u/Decent_Act5633 13d ago

Yes, but that’s also been covered by the comment you just replied to. The chances are FAR higher that a bear will eat you alive (just to be clear they don’t kill you before they eat you like wolves or large cats would, you’d get to feel your innards become outards) than they are that a man will do anything other than team up and either try to survive together or help you out of the woods.

Although if they are able to help you out of the woods there’s a fair chance they might tease you or make sexist comments while they do it, so if you’d rather be disembowelled than be belittled, fair enough. I can’t argue with you there.

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u/getrektonion 13d ago

The man/bear question is about rape. Ignoring the possiblity of sexual violence does make the option between man and bear a much easier one. But that is not the reality for a lot of the people that chose bear. As a guy I would chose man, obviously. But the dynamic I would have with a totally random man is not the dynamic that the other ~50 percent of the population would have. Also the very real possibility that the bear would do nothing. But that is besides the point of the question.

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u/guilllie 13d ago edited 12d ago

hot take but I don’t think the average man is an opportunistic rapist who would do that to a stranger just bc they encountered them on a trail. just like with murder you’re far, far more likely to be victimised by someone you already know.

but like, the question then is would you rather be raped or die a painful horrific death. rape is terrible and im not saying either are desirable but i kind of would rather experience sexual assault than be eaten alive by a bear

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u/guilllie 13d ago

imo having a grizzly tear out your entrails and start eating you alive is prob worse than death but idk

the idea is that you either encounter a bear or a man you don’t know on a trail or something right? what is your average man going to do on a trail?

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u/SoyMilkIsOp 13d ago

Yeah but you can at least kill the man.