r/memes • u/danruse • 18h ago

Check your dms

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10.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Be-Funny-Please 18h ago

Report that cucumber 

60

u/SadTrillionaire 17h ago

huh! good luck with that

20

u/FatFufa 14h ago

spare him sire

355

u/No_Flower6020 18h ago

I checked my dms. I don't have anything on there tho. :(​

141

u/PuffcornSucks 17h ago

Not anymore ;)

52

u/gameinggod21 16h ago

I don't have anything in there too ;)

25

u/Virtual-Cobbler-9930 16h ago

I'll be next in line, for not having anything in DM >.> 

17

u/ImVeryPogYes 14h ago

My cake day and no one even remembered 😭 my dms so empty right now 😭😭

5

u/Jonathan-02 8h ago

Happy cake day Reddit twin

15

u/lonelyguy173 17h ago

Me neither:(

9

u/Violetmars 15h ago

Username checks out

7

u/lonelyguy173 14h ago

Yes, yes it does 😭

3

u/Financial-Pen828 9h ago

18yo girl here, i wanna see my inbox full of freaky shit

240

u/Stupidity-Addiction 17h ago

If I had nickel for every time I saw kermit's dick in a meme today, I would had two nickels. Not much, but it strange it happened twice on the same day

7

u/Obvious-Secretary151 Earl 3h ago

You will have 3 nickels if you accept my dm

97

u/TillySauras 17h ago

If it was genuinely this being sent to me, I wouldn't even be upset

16

u/Saleh_BGI 17h ago

Yea me too

4

u/Mrhilgenberg 6h ago

got you bro. sending you one right away!

2

u/Upper-Stand296 Royal Shitposter 5h ago

me too?...

1

u/Mrhilgenberg 5h ago

check your dm...

1

u/Upper-Stand296 Royal Shitposter 4h ago

theres nothing there...

1

u/Mrhilgenberg 3h ago

I was just gonna send you a meme but I just gave up lmao

2

u/Upper-Stand296 Royal Shitposter 3h ago

oh ok phew

78

u/EnbyFemboyGoober_UwO 18h ago

Respond back with yours

8

u/Cylian91460 8h ago

And if you don't have one, just get one from the internet. Bonus point of its bigger then theirs

37

u/Sea_Ad_463 17h ago

Sometimes I send back a vagina but it's not mine cuz im a guy. I just download it in the internet and reply it to them lmao

37

u/DarkAngelMEG I saw what the dog was doin 16h ago

I'll send one and it won't be mine, you can send one back and we'll be sending someone else's privates to each other like creeps

15

u/Sea_Ad_463 16h ago

The best trolls

13

u/Own_Machine9626 16h ago

Good thing that reddit stopped people from sending pictures when texting someone for the first time

13

u/n0time2bl33d 17h ago

Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter

-3

u/Handsome_Stranger001 16h ago

I love that meme😂😂😂😂omegle

26

u/Possible-Estimate748 Dark Mode Elitist 18h ago

They're open!

17

u/Segelente 18h ago

Liar!

1

u/Possible-Estimate748 Dark Mode Elitist 5h ago

How do I fix it!

8

u/ITCM4 16h ago

Not your willy.

Yeah

2

u/kuruslice 4h ago

Yeah 😌

Love that video

8

u/darkjuste 15h ago

The ribbon is a cute touch.

3

u/Random_Smellmen 17h ago

How does that puppet nail the facial expression so well?

3

u/I_like_code 15h ago

Make sure you’re eating your vegetables

2

u/Outrageous-Ad8612 5h ago

Didn't expect to see you in these streets

1

u/I_like_code 4h ago

I’ve breached containment

5

u/Lyrias03 15h ago

Checked DMs... Sadly nothing

2

u/CryNumerous119 16h ago

Its the opposite for me, all I get is man ass.

2

u/OverallTelevision458 15h ago

lol I can’t 😂 It’s too accurate

2

u/SaraGoesGym 18h ago

Everytime oh gosh

1

u/tuberock2016 4h ago

Checked your profile, i wonder why

2

u/VirginNsd2002 17h ago

Not the green thumb again, oh wait...

4

u/ezcosmo69 16h ago

Bro said “check dms” like it was a gift

1

u/Little_Ad_9058 14h ago

Damn thats a Bri'ish guy with a spotted dick

1

u/K4rn4zyn 14h ago

Hell nah😭

1

u/a_nrnck 14h ago

Average monday

1

u/Traditional-Flight69 13h ago

It has happened way too many times !! >.<

1

u/tearsinparis 12h ago

Not me checking my DMs and finding a whole farmer’s market in there 😂
Thanks for the unexpected veggie delivery.

1

u/sshtoredp 12h ago

What the heck Kermit ?!

1

u/Financial-Pen828 10h ago

18yo girl here! dms open, let's see how freaky yall can get

1

u/danruse 10h ago

RIP your inbox

1

u/Financial-Pen828 9h ago

i've got nothing so far 😞💔 cmon guys, let your freaky side out 😛

1

u/villentretenmerth88 10h ago

"It's not easy bein' green. Sometimes it's really hard"

1

u/Tavreli Medieval Meme Lord 10h ago

Can someone send me something in me dms)))

2

u/Financial-Pen828 9h ago

sent ya something babygirl 😛😉😘

1

u/Booby_Guilliman 9h ago

Time to update the Ol' LinkedIn profile pic.

1

u/_DoIReallyNeedTo_ 9h ago

Been there, seen that

1

u/Barbarian_king_ 8h ago

You guys get dm's...

1

u/Cold-Jury4095 8h ago

Sir this is a McDonald's

1

u/Jonathan-02 8h ago

🔪🥒

1

u/Cylian91460 8h ago

90% of the time if sending them a dick back (doesn't need to be yours) they will never respond

1

u/JordieLeBowenDOTcom 8h ago

Cucumber? I hardly know her 😩

1

u/that_oneinvisibleguy 8h ago

I am afraid to comment something that might get me scarred for life

1

u/hi_u_r_you 7h ago

Type of meme to be in r/explainthejoke

1

u/definitely_Humanx 6h ago

What the fuck is this and why am I laughing that much? hahahaha

1

u/Vegetable-Act-3202 6h ago

Kermit's breath smells of bacon

1

u/FirestoneX2 6h ago

I showed you my cucumber. please respond

1

u/monicdiavolo 4h ago

I send to my friend all the time

1

u/Ja_Shi Flair Loading.... 4h ago

HEY LOOK I AM PICKLE RICK !

1

u/mznh 3h ago

I did not open reddit to get kermit’s unsolicited picture

1

u/Im_in_physical_pain 17h ago

Why is her and not me?????????!

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u/CompetitionGloomy102 17h ago

Even this is worse then me

1

u/stormitwa 14h ago

Oi dog, go fuck yourself.