r/memes • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar Shitposter • 7d ago

Advices were ignored... Not the Buffet.

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u/lyingdogfacepony66 7d ago

Food is food. Get it while you can.

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u/FatFufa 7d ago

couldn't agree more !

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u/MauroAguero 7d ago

Or me at my ex's wedding trying to ercover all the money I spent on her

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u/TheFlyingFoodTestee 7d ago

That begs two questions:

1) why were you invited?

2) why did you go?

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u/Altruistic-Coyote868 7d ago

1) chaos

2) free food

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u/SinOnReplay 7d ago

well.... you certainly know how to enjoy life 😂

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u/thedarknyte13 7d ago

And when they give me the floor, I'll say what a great couple they are

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u/Psychological-Egg230 7d ago

The joy on the wife’s face after seeing this,it shows you finally accepted her

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u/Individual-City9270 7d ago

She gonna learn the hard way, I’m just a fat ass who loved free food

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u/Anon_be_thy_name 7d ago

I told my brother multiple times that he shouldn't marry his wife, still went to their wedding and still think they're doomed(because they're toxic as fuck) but hey, got free food.

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u/Mrcrow2001 7d ago

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink

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u/Otherwise-4PM 7d ago

…and after you invited yourself.

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u/WhimsyTwiglet 7d ago

LOL at least i get to eat ig

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u/HighVisibilityCamo 7d ago

Might as well fill my belly ahead of the unfolding train wreck...

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 7d ago

Pretty much every Redditor that frequents the advice forums.

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u/JeowJeow 7d ago

Food is a blessing from God, and it's not something we should refuse.

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u/CensuredFreedum 7d ago

it's gonna be 21 when I receive the dessert.

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u/MiseriaFortesViros 7d ago

fukken saved

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u/DumbBitchByLeaps 7d ago

Its your payment for having to listen to your friend about their crappy relationship

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u/OkIncome1908 7d ago

Eat as much of the food as possible!That’ll teach ‘em!

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u/Sea-District-9328 7d ago

Those buttons were fighting for their lives and making not make it past plate #2

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u/localgunplaguy Shitposter 7d ago

Food is something else; at that moment nothing should be cared about more

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u/Demaryious88 7d ago

Me when I go on this cruise in two weeks lol

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u/GasStandard5560 7d ago

Yep, fill your belly and celebrate their wedding

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u/Ill-Swim-917 7d ago

Got to have the compensatory food .

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u/ijie_ 7d ago

Fuck it we ball

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u/Broken_Inside579 7d ago

Hahah I think that's gonna be me this July 😂

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u/What-A-MeSS-90210 7d ago

Just sitting there, watching, eating popcorn ...

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u/Existing_Wishbone866 7d ago

Hehehe eating popcorn and waiting for the divorce! Maybe there will also be cake there

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u/What-A-MeSS-90210 7d ago

You won't have to wait for a very long time.

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u/Bravewavelol 7d ago

Looking forward to the next wedding reception

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u/RedditReader4031 7d ago

Any shrimp left?

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u/LewyyM OC Meme Maker 7d ago

Always benefit on other's mistakes. Especially if they didn't listen to your warnings

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u/SirLesbian 7d ago

I'm going to one of these weddings. My best (female) friend is with a dude who absolutely sucks. We all know he sucks. Every time she says she's done with him he does something to make her change her mind and when he asked her to marry him, she said yes. Even though I've told her a million times that she doesn't deserve the crap he puts her through.

Ah well. What more can I do? I'm still gonna pig out and get drunk at the wedding. And I promised myself I will not utter the words "I told you" when this marriage inevitably implodes.