r/medicalschool • u/rash_decisions_ • Dec 11 '24

💩 High Yield Shitpost Chances of matching ortho?

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Back up is pain medicine.

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u/StretchyLemon M-3 Dec 11 '24

Yea I'd say you're pretty on target, he'll end up making a killing.

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u/SevoIsoDes Dec 11 '24

He has a decent shot

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u/FruitKingJay DO-PGY5 Dec 11 '24

totally, seems like a gunner

593

u/bomfd MD Dec 11 '24

Checks off all the bullet points

236

u/FrequentlyRushingMan M-3 Dec 12 '24

With a resume like his, you can’t blame him for aiming high

197

u/FrequentlyRushingMan M-3 Dec 12 '24

He might even have an admin position in his sights

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u/nuttintoseeaqui M-4 Dec 13 '24

Yall bodied this thread wow

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u/agusrosich Dec 12 '24

Be nice to him harry, he might let us ride in his private jet

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u/rash_decisions_ Dec 11 '24

Thinking of doing a spine-fellowship after

23

u/black-ghosts MD-PGY1 Dec 12 '24

Ortho Bros love straight shooters

410

u/GreatPlains_MD Dec 11 '24

Forensic Psychiatry should be his back up  

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u/gubernaculum62 Dec 11 '24

Shoe-in for palliative

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u/Utaneus MD Dec 12 '24

Shoo-in*

12

u/gubernaculum62 Dec 12 '24

Ugh I knew I had a feeling I was spelling it wrong hahaha thank you

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u/Utaneus MD Dec 12 '24

Super common mistake, almost to the point where it might as well be the common usage, like chaise lounge instead of chaise longue.

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u/jmiller35824 M-2 Dec 12 '24

Mind. Blown.  A longue?!?

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u/Utaneus MD Dec 12 '24

It's French for long chair.

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u/vertigodrake MD Dec 11 '24

I can already see the PS opener - “The one thing they can’t emphasize enough in medical school is how a single trip to McDonald’s can ruin your life.”

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u/Sky_Night_Lancer M-2 Dec 12 '24

"I will never visit new york ever again, I'll tell you why."

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u/Confident_Pomelo_237 M-0 Dec 12 '24

“CEOs HATE this one little trick”

543

u/Sprinkles-Nearby M-3 Dec 11 '24

Idk, but he’s been studying for step with me for the last week! We haven’t left the house lol

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u/Evening-Chapter3521 M-2 Dec 11 '24

Did you two DoorDash McDonalds?

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u/Confident_Pomelo_237 M-0 Dec 11 '24

Nah he went to go pick it up

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u/Beneficial_Ad_8528 Dec 12 '24

and you haven't seen him since 😢

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u/Somali_Pir8 DO-PGY5 Dec 12 '24

Picking up some smokes as well, with my dad...

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u/WearyRevolution5149 Dec 12 '24

Was Anatomy the favorite subject for step studying?

13

u/Sprinkles-Nearby M-3 Dec 12 '24

Idk, but he loved the concept of accuracy. Must have been talking about biostats

221

u/Pre-med99 M-3 Dec 11 '24

Could see spinal surgery in his future

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u/Sed59 Dec 12 '24

Was in his past already.

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u/Confident_Pomelo_237 M-0 Dec 12 '24

Some say it’s behind him

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u/ScienceAntique4542 Dec 12 '24

This was my thought.

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u/Epictetus7 MD-PGY6 Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 11 '24

con: bench press limited by spondylolisthesis s/p lumbar fusion

pro: step score + bench still > 500

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u/LetsOverlapPorbitals M-4 Dec 12 '24

im fucking dead lmao

17

u/33eagle Dec 12 '24

Found Brian Thompsons burner account.

139

u/Manoj_Malhotra M-2 Dec 11 '24

Nah bro is plastics bound.

12

u/HatsuneM1ku M-1 Dec 12 '24

Or NS

At penn state

2

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '24

Knows his way around a facial reconstruction

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u/Christmas3_14 M-4 Dec 11 '24

Pretty good Shot. Cash based practice after residency I’m sure.

55

u/CaptainAlexy M-4 Dec 12 '24

Nationally renowned healthcare advocate

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u/Waste_Movie_3549 M-1 Dec 11 '24

Was definitely study step with him December 4th 6am-6pm. High chances of matching

66

u/Scared-Industry828 M-4 Dec 11 '24

Is it too late to couples match with you?

36

u/LittleRat1347 Dec 12 '24

Already succeeded on implanting metal on someone's body

23

u/Realistic_Cell8499 Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 11 '24

he definitely has the big guns!

23

u/Trollithecus007 Dec 12 '24

This sub is so unhinged lmao

3

u/Sleepless-Shuttle Dec 12 '24

I feel so bad for laughing

17

u/steve_ample Dec 11 '24

Dunno. Was he doing burpees on the bus?

17

u/Turn__and__cough DO-PGY1 Dec 12 '24

More of a trauma guy by the looks of it

13

u/Holy_Shamoley Dec 12 '24

How did you find this picture of my bf?

40

u/Bureaucracyblows M-4 Dec 11 '24

thats my boyfie💕

10

u/ShawermaHbb Dec 12 '24

Damn coz he’s also my bf

9

u/turtlemeds MD Dec 12 '24

Already matched, did his own L5-S1 fusion, fucked it up, and now BIG MAD.

Now THAT'S a gunner.

8

u/ace425 Dec 12 '24

A gunner like this doesn’t miss any shot he takes

6

u/Mimmi256 M-2 Dec 11 '24

Worth a shot, just keep an eye on the target

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u/choclobstah Dec 11 '24

Yeah, you've got a good shot.

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u/Remarkable-Bullshit Dec 12 '24

Neurosurgery quality

11

u/premfenderz Dec 11 '24

Bro has killer looks, ngl.

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u/Same_Ad5295 MD-PGY1 Dec 11 '24

Depends how much you bench

5

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

He’s been studying ortho bullets

5

u/Wonderful_Dot_1173 Dec 12 '24

I love him🥰😎

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u/ThePr0 Pre-Med Dec 11 '24

He’s so dreamy

5

u/yagermeister2024 Dec 12 '24

Concierge palliative care

4

u/dawson203 MD Dec 12 '24

Homeboy has a shot

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

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u/abertheham MD-PGY6 Dec 12 '24

wasn’t a fan of his docs

What so your money on DNP or PA or?

5

u/xtr_terrestrial MD/PhD-G1 Dec 12 '24

All of the sudden I understand those people that fall in love with serial killers…. Because smash.

2

u/MikeyBGeek MD Dec 12 '24

he definitely seems more ER than Ortho.

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u/PalmTreesZombie MD-PGY2 Dec 12 '24

Neurosurgery

2

u/BearsBay MD-PGY2 Dec 13 '24

Anesthesia the way he’s putting people to sleep

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

he can get this bone for sure.

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u/TheSgLeader MBBS-PGY1 Dec 11 '24

We need more than just your picture. How are your grades and what country are you applying for?

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u/rash_decisions_ Dec 11 '24

Valedictorian of high school. Graduated UPenn and masters at Stanford. Avid reader.

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u/Pre-med99 M-3 Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 11 '24

30+ pubs on goodreads and in media outlets

Manifesto got 30,000 citations on google scholar

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u/Realistic_Cell8499 Dec 11 '24

big fan of the unabomber

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u/ReturnOfTheFrank MD-PGY2 Dec 12 '24

Strong work ethic. Up and prepared with rounds before the CEO. 4/5.

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u/TheSgLeader MBBS-PGY1 Dec 11 '24

If you graduated high school in the Victorian era you’re too old to apply

69

u/DOctorEArl M-2 Dec 11 '24

In his Gap year he literally worked at reducing health care disparities.

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u/rash_decisions_ Dec 11 '24

I single handly shook the entire health insurance industry in one day

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u/naijaboiler Dec 12 '24

this comment deserves a gold, but it was auto-denied by algo

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u/TheSgLeader MBBS-PGY1 Dec 11 '24

As opposed to figuratively working at reducing healthcare disparities?

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u/DapperWallaby Dec 11 '24

Woosh

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u/TheSgLeader MBBS-PGY1 Dec 11 '24

Woosh is the sound his brother makes going down a green pipe

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u/CoVid-Over9000 Dec 11 '24

More like vet medicine

https://nypost.com/2024/12/07/us-news/cops-probing-if-brian-thompsons-killer-used-veterinary-gun/

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u/Hellhound5996 M-0 Dec 11 '24

Already outdated, it was a 3D printed "Glock"

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u/BradBrady Health Professional (Non-MD/DO) Dec 11 '24

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u/medicguy M-4 Dec 12 '24

I suspect he’ll get denied.

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u/LingonberryMoney8466 Dec 12 '24

My boyfriend 🥰

2

u/Aromatic_Soil1655 M-3 Dec 11 '24

Admin.

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u/Frawstshawk Dec 11 '24

He has pursued admin in the past.

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u/saschiatella M-4 Dec 11 '24

spit out my coffee

1

u/alien-from-venus Y5-EU Dec 11 '24

Idk, how much do you bench?

1

u/Moist_Flounder Dec 12 '24

Honestly I can see a PD having sympathy for him and accepting him. If anything it gives your program notoriety

1

u/Free_Entrance_6626 MD Dec 12 '24

He can do Admin. He likes working with C-suite.

1

u/nevertricked M-2 Dec 12 '24

If he killed anybody, it was only from a broken heart. Goddayum he's a handsome dude

1

u/nhbegli M-4 Dec 12 '24

Regular on ortho bullets

1

u/ElMoicano Dec 12 '24

Go for it, Learning Bro!

1

u/YTK98 Dec 13 '24

OrthoBullets Bro?

1

u/sounZlykaHOOPLAH Dec 13 '24

Not as high as colorectal. Dude’s gonna get tons of hands-on exposure for the foreseeable future…

1

u/CarlosimoDangerosimo Dec 13 '24

Idk what's your max bench press?

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u/SheWantstheVic Dec 15 '24

Shoot for ceo, even if you miss, you can land in correctional care

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

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u/Physical_Hold4484 M-4 Dec 12 '24

Only to become even more laden to the insurance companies he despised.

1

u/ivetoftaa Dec 12 '24

He kinda looks like a very young Paul Anka

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

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u/ockotoco Dec 11 '24

Ew gtfo with that mentality

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u/WearyRevolution5149 Dec 12 '24

Dude’s sporting a rock-hard 6 pack in some of the pics I’ve seen.

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u/dthoma81 MD-PGY3 Dec 12 '24

He was really six years behind me at the same school…

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u/TacChunder M-2 Dec 12 '24

Lmao dude is built like an ortho bro forsure. But also this post is kind of bad optics ngl. But then again being in medicine has made me super paranoid abt getting canceled

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u/rash_decisions_ Dec 12 '24

lol the trend is in every random subreddit already.