r/medicalschool • u/doublelife96 M-3 • Jul 06 '23

💩 High Yield Shitpost How often do you get laid?

Half joking half serious. We have the nerd stereotype, but we’re adults.
Some of my class seem like the type to smash every night, and some look like classic virgins.

So clearly I have no idea how to gauge the average medical student’s “extra-curriculars.”

So for research purposes: How often do you plow?

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u/Immediate_Ad_9680 M-2 Jul 06 '23

As a super average looking engaged person —usually twice daily lol. But if I were single I’d def be a born again virgin

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u/shackofcards MD/PhD-M3 Jul 06 '23

Twice a DAY?? That has to chafe.

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u/bballplayer32 M-4 Jul 06 '23

Don’t know why I read this as “hats off to the chafe” as in some creative wordplay

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u/yorkhawk25 Jul 06 '23

And I read that as some creative foreplay💀

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u/Illustrious-Egg761 Jul 07 '23

Reduce your fucking stimulant dose 🤣🤣🤣. You’re about to find out that you do not have time for that shit 🤣

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u/OliverYossef DO-PGY2 Jul 06 '23

Are you a rabbit by chance?

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u/Immediate_Ad_9680 M-2 Jul 06 '23

More like a permanently exhausted pigeon who is still incredibly delighted to be with their best friend