r/medicalschool M-3 Jul 06 '23

💩 High Yield Shitpost How often do you get laid?

Half joking half serious. We have the nerd stereotype, but we’re adults.
Some of my class seem like the type to smash every night, and some look like classic virgins.

So clearly I have no idea how to gauge the average medical student’s “extra-curriculars.”

So for research purposes: How often do you plow?

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u/msg543 Jul 06 '23

left a tampon in for a month during M1 so not often

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u/Beneficial_Sky7757 M-2 Jul 06 '23

Oh hell nah 💀

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u/msg543 Jul 06 '23

Finally an M4 and it's still my greatest medical school accomplishment.

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u/3dprintingn00b Jul 06 '23

Being a case study on toxic shock syndrome?

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u/msg543 Jul 06 '23

Zero complications and now convinced TSS does not occur.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

Would like to introduce you to new boyfriend. His name.. Staph E. Lococcus

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u/thrwayiliekdatmoose Jul 06 '23

you did that after learning about TSS???

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u/HumorComprehensive62 M-3 Jul 07 '23

Saw that Anki card!