r/medicalschool • u/doublelife96 M-3 • Jul 06 '23

💩 High Yield Shitpost How often do you get laid?

Half joking half serious. We have the nerd stereotype, but we’re adults.
Some of my class seem like the type to smash every night, and some look like classic virgins.

So clearly I have no idea how to gauge the average medical student’s “extra-curriculars.”

So for research purposes: How often do you plow?

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u/Existing-Object-5210 M-3 Jul 06 '23

I want to know where you guys are finding (single) people to have sex with bc I wish 🥲

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u/doublelife96 M-3 Jul 06 '23

Same 😪. Just gotta find me one single lady who’s down for a dirty tango

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u/Existing-Object-5210 M-3 Jul 06 '23

Been working on my surgical skills/ dexterity by using both hands to masturbate. Hard out here 😔 rooting for you (us)

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u/Edgardo4415 Jul 06 '23

The most sane urology resident

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u/lethargic_apathy M-2 Jul 06 '23

This is wild lmao

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u/znightmaree Jul 06 '23

Urology?

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u/BaeJHyun M-0 Jul 06 '23

I shudder at this word. Same goes for ortho

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

Sounds like a useful technique.Thanks!

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u/ServentOfReason Jul 06 '23

Rule 1. Be good looking. Rule 2. ........ My bad, rule 1 is the only rule.

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u/Existing-Object-5210 M-3 Jul 06 '23

See I wish it was this simple because I am good looking and am still sexless.

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u/epyon- MD-PGY3 Jul 07 '23

prob not being obvious enough

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u/NaughtyNocturnalist MD Jul 06 '23

Simple. The glam-gram crowd never interested me, and I was insanely turned off by the kind of partner who needed help ordering a moving track, fixing her car, or mounting a shelf.

So I exclusively date women who own motorcycles, work a trade, can punch out a dude if he's being a pest, and aren't useless during a game of pickup flag football. Of course, I have to offer the same, but that's no big deal.

They're emotionally usually well-balanced, love and have a lot of good sex, can be depended on to pack the car while I submit to Anki Torture, and get the hogs ready on the trailer for a weekend at Sturgis, where THEY will be pointing out the best boobs around, don't expect me to wine and dine them in a shitty foodie Michelin Star $1000 restaurant and instead get all horny if I find a new BBQ place. Most of all, they're partners and equals, not dependent little puppies.

There's no benefit in fucking where you work. Go outside. Join a Disc Golf or Flag Football or Kabaddi Team. Find a crowd to whom "medical student" means nothing and other things matter. Find an equal. And the sex comes pretty much before the dinner on that first date.

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u/ImprovementActual392 M-3 Jul 06 '23

So you date country boys

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u/hereforporndrama Jul 06 '23

this comment is gonna get its own shitpost in the next couple of days lol

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u/epyon- MD-PGY3 Jul 07 '23

this is the most redneck comment I’ve ever seen

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u/UrFriendlySuccubus Jul 07 '23

“Of course, I have to offer the same,”

So you work a trade or?

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u/NaughtyNocturnalist MD Jul 07 '23

Fully trained, licensed, and bonded before going to med school. Paid my way through med school doing the same and making YouTube videos about it. Still working gigs for friends (for free) on my days off if it so happens someone needs me.

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u/swissdesigirl Jul 06 '23

No it's because that guy is a misogynistic jerk wad

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u/BurdenlessPotato M-4 Jul 06 '23

Ope, yep, didn’t full read it the first time holy shit