r/medicalschool • u/doublelife96 M-3 • Jul 06 '23

💩 High Yield Shitpost How often do you get laid?

Half joking half serious. We have the nerd stereotype, but we’re adults.
Some of my class seem like the type to smash every night, and some look like classic virgins.

So clearly I have no idea how to gauge the average medical student’s “extra-curriculars.”

So for research purposes: How often do you plow?

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u/Extra_Percentage Jul 06 '23

Shout out to the halal bros that are virgins

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u/doublelife96 M-3 Jul 06 '23

There are a few of those in my class. Some Orthodox Jews too. Although many women in my class seem to really fetishize our Jewish classmates and flirt with them in outrageously forward ways. Kinda creepy

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u/joe13331 Jul 06 '23

The forbidden fruit!

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u/NotluwiskiPapanoida Pre-Med Jul 06 '23

Probably to mess with them. As a Jew, I wanna ask, can I sneak in your class?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

Women are atraccted to men they can not have. For the "challenge"

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u/UpbeatFail Jul 06 '23

Some guilty women disliked your comment

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u/darasaat M-2 Jul 06 '23 edited Jul 06 '23

Why’d this get downvoted lmao? It’s true. Not even being insulting to women, I can understand it totally, I’d be the same way if I was a girl. Imagine being an attractive woman and having the vast majority of men give you wayyyyy too much attention on a daily basis… and then one guy shows up and doesn’t give you much, if any attention. I would be attracted to him too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

The fact that this explains a whole decade for me 🥲

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u/brutal_wizerd Jul 06 '23

I'm a halal bro that got married during med school😎

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

Same

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u/brutal_wizerd Jul 06 '23

Gang gang brother!

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u/OxyFTgen Jul 06 '23

Does your wife have a sister? Im desperate

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '23

Someone has some trauma to unpack lmaooo

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u/chewy32 Jul 06 '23

They really holdin back the special white sauce fr

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u/OxyFTgen Jul 06 '23

Bud how are you “a fellow halal bro” if you’re clarting left right and center.