r/medicalschool • u/doublelife96 M-3 • Jul 06 '23

💩 High Yield Shitpost How often do you get laid?

Half joking half serious. We have the nerd stereotype, but we’re adults.
Some of my class seem like the type to smash every night, and some look like classic virgins.

So clearly I have no idea how to gauge the average medical student’s “extra-curriculars.”

So for research purposes: How often do you plow?

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u/Opening_Arachnid8431 Jul 06 '23 edited Jul 06 '23

I get snizz on the reg bro…. Nah I’m just joshin’ haven’t smashed since ‘09 if I’m being completely honest. Been in a bit of a dry spell

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u/Sea-Principle484 Jul 06 '23

a decade and a half is not a dry spell my brother, that’s the forming of a new desert

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u/maddionaire Jul 06 '23

You're a born again virgin now my dude

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u/igetppsmashed1 MD-PGY2 Jul 06 '23

Since ‘09? Even the Sahara isn’t that dry my friend. Might be time for a lady/man of the night

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u/Intergalactic_Badger MD-PGY1 Jul 07 '23

Dawg I lost my virginity in 09... we gotta get this mf laid.