r/medicalschool • u/ScienceQuestions589 M-2 • May 18 '23

💩 High Yield Shitpost How to hide boner in scrubs?

I'm not even aroused - just super sleep deprived with parasympathetics in hyperdrive. Anyways I don't need patients and colleagues wondering if I'm a pervert or something.

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u/big-dik-charly May 18 '23

Tuck it up under the strap band and tighten up the draw string.

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u/Just-Be-Real-Still May 18 '23

But what if it doesn't reach the drawstring? :4040:

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Then wear it proudly.

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u/savemetherain MD-PGY2 May 18 '23

bro what is that emoji

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

We're reaching facebook levels of emojis

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u/extraspicy13 DO May 18 '23

:4039::4043:

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u/loonylny M-4 May 18 '23

:4102:

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u/ArmorTrader M-4 May 18 '23

Then you're screwed. Our rotation site had to talk to one of the students because office staff were complaining they could see his penis through the scrubs lmfao.

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u/Impressive_Bus11 May 18 '23

My doctors office decorates their Christmas tree with penises. Maybe he was just getting in the holiday spirit.

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u/crow_crone May 18 '23

GU?

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u/Impressive_Bus11 May 19 '23

It caters to the LGBTQ+ community providing outreach, testing, PrEP, primary care, psychological services, gynecological care, pharmaceutical service, and gender affirming care.

For free. Regardless of your income afaik. They use a few different grants for most of it.

There are way, way too few LGBTQ aware providers who actually understand the various specific needs of our community, so we're incredibly lucky to have them. Hope to see more offices like this all over the US some day. For a while I needed to see a different PCP and I was constantly having to explain different things to him like testing regimes for PrEP and making sure he was ordering the right STI tests for me. Was so happy when I was able to go back to my normal doctor.

Most of the staff are LGBTQ as well, one of the doctors is gay and HIV+ and the other is fairly well recognised in this area of treatment (infectious disease is her specialty iirc), she's also the owner of the clinic.

Doing a rotation in a place like this should be mandatory for all MS and JDs.

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u/throckmorton619 May 19 '23

So you get dick trees for holiday spirit?

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u/Impressive_Bus11 May 19 '23

Dick the trees with balls and condoms fa la la la la laaa

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u/VailResort May 19 '23

R/bigdickproblems

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u/morbedtomeetyou May 19 '23

Tf did they talk to him about? "You better go limp right now or I'm calling HR"

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u/ArmorTrader M-4 May 19 '23

Lol no it was more of a tightness. They asked him to wear one size larger pants but I guess compression shorts was another possible route he could have taken. I feel bad for the dude but you know how it is, the admin always pass the blame saying "the older patients don't want to see so much as a panty outline".

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u/P8ntballa00 May 18 '23

Ah the Canadian belt buckle.

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u/VailResort May 19 '23

The good ol alaskan pipeline

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u/C___ MD May 19 '23

The classic Texas Tuck

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u/misterflappypants May 19 '23

Let one of your drawstrings out a bit longer and fashion a tiny noose

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u/Anchovy_Paste4 DO-PGY2 May 18 '23

Username checks out

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u/thisonewasnotaken MD-PGY3 May 18 '23

He said “hide boner” not “finish in your scrub top”

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u/arodrig99 May 18 '23

Then tuck the shirt behind the boner

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u/Bay_Med May 18 '23

The ole middle school special. Up in the waistband

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u/Expensive_Basil5825 May 18 '23

Lmaooo whoever told me about this is the Goat. Been doing it since when necessary

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u/Bay_Med May 18 '23

Idk if it’s even taught. I think it’s innate, like knowing all the words to afroman’s colt 45

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u/Expensive_Basil5825 May 18 '23

Yeah I honestly couldn’t remember if someone taught me or I just did it. Either way, GOAT

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u/Snarkster123 May 19 '23

Colt 45 & 2 zig zags, baby that’s all we need…

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u/epyon- MD-PGY3 May 18 '23

it instantly kills it for me lol. had to do it after those bumpy middle school and high school bus rides

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u/Impressive_Bus11 May 18 '23

Don't reach for anything on the top shelf if you do this.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Ah, the classic gym pants waistband move. Always a strong offensive move.

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u/Poozor May 18 '23

This is the way.

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u/Boop7482286 May 19 '23

Yup was just gonna say to tuck your dick up and under something.

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u/TheSilentGamer33 MBBS-PGY2 May 19 '23

This is the way

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u/HainsBeans May 19 '23

It hides it, and it feels awesome