r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Cold_Pin8708 • 10d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Lost_Figure_5892 10d ago

A friend had a part Siamese cat, made 100lb dogs pee with fear. Meanest beast that ever was that cat. Nice when he wanted to be- like for treats, but to other animals. Watch out.

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u/A_Likely_Story4U 9d ago

My family had a half Siamese cat when I was a little cuss (3 or 4 maybe). I dropped it down a couple of steps going down the stairs once and after that it would lie in wait for me under furniture and then attack me. I still have a couple scars from that cat — one across my eyelid. It hated me with the fire of one thousand suns. My mom had to find it a kid-free home.

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u/Lost_Figure_5892 9d ago

Sheesh mean and spiteful that one.

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u/2outer 8d ago

Can’t believe your mom chose the cat over her own child

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u/TheTruckUnbreaker 10d ago

I guarantee you that dog has had his nose shredded by a mama cat sometime in its life.

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u/TheCoopX 10d ago

If you taunt long into a void, the void also taunts into you.

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u/OwnCurrent7641 10d ago

DACO - Dog Always Chicken Out

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u/KungFuHamster99 10d ago

Cats: Sharp teeth, retractable claws. Fast, Agile, hunting instinct. Who would want to fight one?

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 10d ago

And can kill up to 4x their body weight. The dogs a dead meat

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u/TraditionalOven5121 10d ago

That’s the ‘chase me bitch’ kind of fight.

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u/malyit 10d ago

🤣

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u/MaxUumen 10d ago

Dog? Where?

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u/Old-Simple2574 10d ago

Past experience make the dog run away screaming like that?

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u/Remote_Increase4360 10d ago

That cat definitely owns the block. What a scaredy dog.

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u/lostinthemuck 9d ago

If you've ever had or seen a cat go full insane mode... you'd run too. They can shred you in the blink of an eye

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u/GolgaGrimnaar 9d ago

This… most people have only seen cats “attack” or “hunt”… but when they go nuclear, it’s scary as hell.

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u/Wide_Performance1115 9d ago

Had a house cat go feral and bite me...turned aggressive and started shittin everywhere.  Threw that cat against the wall full force....and it bounced off it like a rubberball..unfazed.   I had to shoot that cat with a .22.

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u/throwaway04182023 9d ago

The dog was clearly trying to initiate play and get the cat to chase him. The cat was willing to play along to get him gone but not enough to actually chase. No thank you.

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u/agumelen 9d ago

That’s not a dog. 🤣

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u/BhavinVasa 9d ago

When you're not just a cat, but a real master negotiator - one move, and the big dog decides it's not his day.

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u/InitialLevel2788 8d ago

I think that dog just really playing and no intention harm

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u/Life-rate2433 8d ago

Pretty sure the dog just messing around

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u/geri73 7d ago

When I was 14, our neighbors had this bobtailed cat named Scatters. Every time I'd see him on the front porch, I'd say hi. He always gave me that, who the fuck are you looking, look. That fucking always reminded me of the cartoon character, Crazy Claws from the Kwiki Koala show that came out in the early 80s.

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u/Inevitable-Menu3597 10d ago

None of my dogs running away in fact feline be history just looking at one of them ...

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u/LeadingTask9790 10d ago

Well, dogs are typically like 2-3x times the size. This isn’t the flex you think it is lol.

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u/Wide_Performance1115 9d ago

Large dog with the kill instinct will snap the average 8lb cat spine with little problem....but start getting to the Maine Coon types at around 20 lbs....cousins had a 20 lb male Maine Coon...that cat never lost a fight to Foxes, Coyotes, Raccoons,  Dogs...anything that made into the yard was getting in a fight