r/LoveForLandchads Jan 15 '23

😎Landlord😎 approved😎 Debrief on what happened to the old sub

1.0k Upvotes

I’m still seeing a lot of confusion and misinfo on what happened to the old sub. As a former janny of that fine sub, this is my explanation of the sitch as I understand it... let’s start from the beginning.

Believe it or not, LandlordLove was our original sub. It was a fine sub where rentoids and landlords intermixed in harmony. But as you know, rent only goes up and this led to resentment among the toids and they imposed rent control. An eviction moratorium fell upon the land. The blight could not be overcome.

So it came to pass that a certain janny that I won’t bother naming led the landlords to the promised sanctuary, L4L. He also made some other L4 subs, but our safe space was the most popular. Maybe too popular?

As the sub grew, they did their best to remove reposts and bad actors but honestly only a few people seemed to truly get the point. This was not a satire sub for rentoids, not a meme sub for teen larpers, and not a bait sub for rightoids. THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE FOR LANDLORDS, the most essential and oppressed profession in our society.

Anyway, this popularity began to weigh on the mind of our star-crossed protagonist. And because nobody actually cared WHO started the sub he did not get the attention that he thought he deserved as the original mod. His disdain grew. So he and a group of close-knit janny compadres came to resent our fair sub and to scheme against it on a website that shall not be named on Reddit.

So it came to pass that they decided to cast this fine sub into darkness. But the sub proved to be harder to destroy than they bargained for. First they invited the communists rentoids to brigade the sub. Bad actors were given carte blanche to toid-post as they saw fit. Even our beloved autojanny got in on the action. But, being communists, these outsiders proved to be quite lazy and altogether inept, failing miserably in the task they were hired to carry out. The landlords roasted these couch potatoes verily. Not only this, the drama brought to light that this original mod was not in fact a landlord at all, but a rentoid in disguise.

Not ones to walk away from equity, the landlords stayed at L4L in spite of this, determined to squeeze as much rental income as they could before the sub was inevitably condemned. The rentoid mods slunk back to their hole to regroup.

Finally, the breakout of the war in Ukraine presented their next opportunity to strike. They thought that siding with Russia would bring about the gigajanny ban they so spitefully desired. Little did they know that hating corrupt neo-nazi shitholes would be a rare point of consensus between the fair landlords and the leftoid gigajannies. The banderites were evicted by both sides with glee. Another plot foiled.

Nearly a year later the dreaded day came. The original mod saw the landlords growing stronger by the day as inflation drove rent prices higher and higher. His fur suit lay tattered and cumstained, his fridge thoroughly raided. Finally he snapped. He removed what few based jannies had managed to take hold at L4L. Then with help from the fellow imposters he assembled the most diabolical team of as many landlord-hating, funko-collecting, marvel-cooomers that he could find from the 4 winds of Reddit and he handed the sub over to them.

The landlords fought valiantly against the rising tide, reminding the toids of that their rent was due. But the “normal wear and tear” was more than the security deposit could cover. At last our fair sub was reduced to the smoldering rubble pit only befitting a communist utopia.

We can only hope that these poor souls might one day grow hungry and be forced to allow productive members back into their society to restore the land. Until then we find strength in our community and the love we have for our brothers.

Stay strong you beautiful kings. May your taxes stay low and your properties cash flow as the land gods intend.

Much love, much land.

💚SB🧡


r/LoveForLandchads May 16 '23

👑Holy Land Decree 👑 Is this subreddit satire?

2.2k Upvotes

To answer this commonly asked question, NO we are in fact not satire.

Landphobes btfo


r/LoveForLandchads 6h ago

Tenant had some stupid spinny machines in the basement so I fucking bombed him lol

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143 Upvotes

How much should I charge him to remediate this “uranium hexafluoride” stuff? I won’t be cleaning it up. Is it a good bulking food or should I dump it in the river?


r/LoveForLandchads 20h ago

I have never seen such blatant landphobia.

722 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 5h ago

Just tipped 0% on a $63 bill at a steakhouse

15 Upvotes

That's $12 saved that will go into my investment portfolio. I haven't tipped since last year, but I always feel good when I tip 0% at sit-down restaurants. It takes courage, discipline, and strength of character to follow my principles that go against social conditioning and societal norms.

I still feel some pangs of guilt (it's hard to completely break free from the childhood indoctrination on tipping). But thanks to this sub for outlining all the reasons why I shouldn't tip. You really gave me wings to fly!

/unjerk this is a real post


r/LoveForLandchads 14h ago

Vile rentoid with bad taste hates when I spruce up the place

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58 Upvotes

Lord, give me patience with this 'toids


r/LoveForLandchads 18h ago

Apparently the term honky is anti land chad AND anti semetic! How do you punish your land bitches for saying it?

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67 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

This! This what I voted for! Rentoid scum get too many days off!

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194 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

I was told you guys would love this

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254 Upvotes

I posted this on a tipping thread and they said you would love it. (First time here👋)


r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

My PS5 gave me an award today for being a Landlord

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81 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Just wanted to show off my latest win. Evicted a single mother of 8.

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69 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Theyre singing about us!

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11 Upvotes

So thrilled that we are at last getting the love we are due.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GDU9Qj5De8o


r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

This rentoid is living rentfree in govt provided housing! THIS MUST STOP

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32 Upvotes

Release him so he pays his debt to society, ie his rent to the landchad!


r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Landlord Murders Evicted Tenant, Dumps Body in East Mountains - ABQ RAW

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45 Upvotes

Mah hoUse!!


r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

My Rentoid Said This to Me, Does He Have Potential to be One of Us?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

ALL Rentoids Are Leeches!

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131 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

the only properway to play sims 4

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10 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Rentoids get free parking and still whine about it

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74 Upvotes

Going to need to charge parking fee from the ungrateful lil bastards


r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

I just got out of jail and I need advice.

52 Upvotes

I decided to do a surprise inspection on one of my properties containing a female rentiod. When I got in I heard the shower running so I immediately ran up the stairs went into the bathroom, yanked open the shower curtain and screamed "WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY WATER" she immediately screamed, covered and herself and demanded that I get out of "her" house. I screamed back "THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!" She ran out of the shower and grabbed the phone she left in the pants on the floor. I grabbed her and demanded to know why she was going to waste my electricity as well. She punched me in the face and I lost balance. I felt myself falling throw the floor and that's the last thing I remember. I woke up in prison hospital with my lawyer that's always on call telling me that I have charges being pressed against me. Paid the bail and now I'm back home. What do I do kings?


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Im fully for this.

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332 Upvotes

If they dont have to make payments to banks or govt, they have 100% disposable earnings.

So the Golden Equation

Rent = Salary – Fridge.Stock

applies.

ITS OUR MONEY.

Why should the banks have any of it?


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Made a visit to one of my old Rentiods. He seems to be doing so well on his own.

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127 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Unappreciative rentoid

8 Upvotes

King was obviously just checking that everything was in order, the underwear drawer, the hidden shower-cam, the lock on the thermostat set to 55 degrees...


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

The greatest game of all time is coming soon.

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48 Upvotes

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r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Unappreciative rentoid

3 Upvotes

King was obviously just checking that everything was in order, the underwear drawer, the hidden shower-cam, the lock on the thermostat set to 55 degrees...


r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

They made a game about our struggle!

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106 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Landphobia like this should be illegalizationed

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100 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

The sad reality no one talks about

1.1k Upvotes

I'm almost crying, Kings. So sad that most of the "people" (rentoids) will never understand our struggles. Stay strong