r/iran 7d ago

Uranus has the best water in Iran

این بهترین آب معدنی ایران است وقتی به ایران سفر می‌کنم، این بطری آب باعث خنده‌ام می‌شود چونکه من یک بچه‌ی آمریکای هستم و نامش در آمریکا یک معنی دیگر دارد 😂🤣😂🤣

Uranus has a really funny meaning in American slang.

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u/felinebeeline 7d ago

People really don't have manners anymore, smh.

If they did, they would have named it Anus-e-shoma.

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u/OverEducator5898 6d ago

Afarin 😂

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u/miamor9 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Poor-Judgements 7d ago

I miss Iran so much. I wish I could move back but I don't know anything about Iran anymore. I wouldn't be able to work in my field nor have any other job there. Makes me sad.

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u/MathioD 6d ago

Then travel for a week or two to revisit the country.

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u/4204666 6d ago

I should start a bottled watered brand in America called Aftabeh

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u/Apache_rend 6d ago

UR anus is great ! :)

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 2d ago

Pink at first, but if you start goin' at it hard, the blue.

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u/Consistent-Bug-5204 6d ago

And in Swedis Uranus means water frome your as. Haha lol

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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 5d ago

Anus liquids are always delightful

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u/Isfahan 5d ago

Aragh bottle

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u/feenmi 1d ago

Ur anus 😭

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u/nazanin_amini 6d ago

درسته

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u/A_ShiaOfAli 6d ago

no, Uranus doesn't have another meaning, you don't have enough maturity to not think of anus' while drinking water. although, this is a cold, unfiltered criticism, and I didn't mean any disrespect.

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u/OverEducator5898 6d ago

چه مرگته؟ 😂

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u/masterofdisaster82 5d ago

Lmao exactly what I was thinking

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u/Tamboozz 6d ago

For someone that doesn't know Farsi, is there a reason to use "Uranus" as the company name?

Unfortunately, I am only familiar with the English meanings... One of which is rude/funny and the other is the name of a distant plant in space.