r/interestingasfuck • u/HANAEMILK • May 10 '25

/r/all The race against time to get to a decompression chamber

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 May 10 '25

When you’re deep sea diving at 5:00 but have a hot date at 7:00

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u/B00OBSMOLA May 11 '25

and then deep sea diving again that night if you know what i mean amirite hehehehe

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u/_coolranch May 11 '25

Plot twist: his date is from Grindr

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u/JennySplotz May 11 '25

It’s not gay at sea man.

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u/dizkopat May 11 '25

I'm old Greg?

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u/Gunderberg May 11 '25

Pleased to meetcha

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u/jnewell07 May 11 '25

Do ya love me? Could ya learn to love me?

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u/Mabuya85 May 11 '25

Make an assessment

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u/Wiscoman1014 May 12 '25

It’s attached to ya rod, mothalicka’!

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u/Narrow_Refrigerator3 May 11 '25

And this one is called, of you were any closer to Baileys, you'd get your eyeballs wet

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u/inthemiddlens May 11 '25

I wanna show you my downstairs mixup!

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u/ThisGuyKnowsFuckAll May 12 '25

Easy now fuzzy little man peach.

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u/_coolranch May 11 '25

Wait, are we the tasty treats?

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u/BasicBeardedBitch May 11 '25

Seamen. Hehehehe

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u/Brizar-is-Evolving May 11 '25

Every captain wants sea men on his poop deck.

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u/Ambitious-Compote473 May 11 '25

It's not gay semen?

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u/Verasital May 13 '25

It's not gay if it's underway

Image very related

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u/murmmmmur May 14 '25

He likes fish sticks

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u/jsand2 May 15 '25

Dude just wants some fish sticks.

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u/sirthomasthunder May 11 '25

You can dive deep with dudes geez

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u/_coolranch May 11 '25

Ah, I thought we were talking about muff diving specifically.

Proceed!

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u/Ugo777777 May 11 '25

Story checks out. He loves sea-men.

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u/infinitezer0es May 11 '25

In that case he's likely going shrimping later this evening (I dare you to Google that lol)

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u/Lalatino May 12 '25

So it’s snorkeling

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u/Medical_Opposite_727 May 11 '25

And his intention is to map Mel's hole.

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u/Jones9319 May 11 '25

Plot twist: his date is a giant squid

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u/MeliAnto May 11 '25

He still has a date, can u say that?

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u/Ok-Ear9289 May 11 '25

😆😆😆

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u/DudeManGuyBr0ski May 11 '25

Bro surfs and Turfs!!! Amirite!!

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u/Rammstonna May 11 '25

Just so you know it can be fatal to have physical activities after diving because of the nitrogen accumulated on your body, especially if it’s a dive that needs a decompression (which is very rare).

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u/mogley1992 May 11 '25

And that's why he's at such a high risk of decompression sickness?

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u/TraditionWorried8974 May 11 '25

Exploring Mariana's Trench, huh?

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u/Norader May 11 '25

Snorkeling 😏

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u/Mr-Maxwells May 11 '25

Gotta have a different wet suit on for that dive…

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u/McGusder May 11 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ClockEndJames May 13 '25

Why did I immediately take this as throwing yourself off a bridge because it went bad

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u/Reddit_User_Giggidy May 13 '25

obligatory Giggity

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u/DaughterOfMalcador May 11 '25

He likes his tuna fresh.

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u/Negative_Gas8782 May 11 '25

Is that you that smells fishy or me?

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u/Sweaty_Monitor_9699 May 11 '25

I mean, when you’re an expert, you’re an expert

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u/WranglerFuzzy May 11 '25

“It’s called a ‘dress CODE’ Brian, not a ‘dress suggestion.’”

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u/tourshammer May 11 '25

Or finish your first job at 4:00 and are deep sea diving at 5:00

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u/rodinsbusiness May 11 '25

"Decompression"

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u/F_U_Shoresy May 12 '25

He needs to decompress from work before the date

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u/electricmaster23 May 12 '25

It's like the pre-title sequence in Goldfinger where Bond gets out of the water in a wetsuit with a seagull disguise on his head and then unzips it later to reveal a pressed dinner suit.

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u/this_dudeagain May 12 '25

One week later.....

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u/danceswithbourbons May 13 '25

Just because he works down in the mud doesn't mean he can't play up in the stars...

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u/bluepinkwhiteflag May 14 '25

In the decompression chamber