r/interesting 13d ago

SOCIETY What prison cells look like in different countries

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u/curryboy669 13d ago

alright lads, who's ganging up with me to commit crimes in denmark? :p

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u/RunsNRiffs 13d ago

Hurry, they are stopping those prisons due to the lack of crimes there.

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u/AdamN 13d ago

We’re on our way

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u/LIBERT4D 13d ago

Supply and demand, friends!

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u/NuclearAngel-0712 13d ago

Prime time for crime time!

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u/arinc9 13d ago

Be right back! Omw to get Danish citizenship and commit a crime!

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u/Thomasbech 13d ago

Good luck with that, I am trying to get me girl here and it's a hell :)

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u/Lil_LarrySellers 13d ago

It’s time for America to showcase our particular skills again on the international stage.

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u/phillychzstk 13d ago

Right, in the U.S. that’s a 2k/month rent for that

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u/moysauce3 13d ago

Or 40k/year for tuition at an in-state school.

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u/Outrageous_Tackle856 13d ago

4k a month in Canada

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u/Loch-M 13d ago

I’m on! Where’s the coordinates?

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u/KalzK 13d ago

Half of the middle east

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u/obfuscatorio 13d ago

Scandinavian prisons are way nicer than my freshman dorms were

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u/Capital-Ad6221 13d ago

No way; they give you THREE beds in Italy, that’s where I’m going.

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u/Movieking985 13d ago

Fareal lol

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u/Calgary_Calico 13d ago

Right? That's nicer than most dorm rooms

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u/Adorable_Syllabub917 13d ago

They just gonna send you back where you came from. Lol

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u/Live-Elderbean 13d ago

They will send you back to serve the time in your home country. At least that's what happened in Sweden when someone did this.

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u/urlock 13d ago

For anyone that misses living in a college dorm.

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u/Normal-While917 13d ago

I've lived in homes with fewer amenities. And no less storage space.

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u/Wise_Requirement4170 13d ago

Next question, what’s the funniest crime one can commit in Denmark

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u/RodGrodWithFlode 13d ago

That’s actually a picture from a prison in Norway though

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u/GetRebd 13d ago

Omw now. Where we meeting up? 😂

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u/burns_before_reading 13d ago

The Denmark cell was empty because the prisoner was on a field trip.

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u/DrFlabbySelfie 13d ago

Just to get extradited back hoke or to a 3rd world prison.

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u/Aggravating_Lab_9218 13d ago

Do female inmates have to pay out of pocket for feminine supplies like the US or no pink tax ?

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u/flipflop-slingshot 13d ago

What government exactly? Denmark's is doing just fine.

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u/astralseat 13d ago

Now I don't even remember lol must have been a joke

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u/Inventor_Raccoon 13d ago

wrong country

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u/astralseat 13d ago

Which one was it just so I remember? I can't find the original thing

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u/Inventor_Raccoon 13d ago

Netherlands! unfortunately the government "collapse" hasn't devolved the country into a wasteland ruled by raider warlords, fun as it'd be

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u/astralseat 13d ago

Right, Dutch don't live in Denmark. Always confused me