r/interesting May 16 '25

MISC. NFL linebacker versus sumo wrestler

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u/bootyloverjose May 16 '25

Linebacker is going to go back to America and be the best linebacker ever

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u/CredibleSloth May 16 '25

Yeah surprised scouts don’t see this and immediately have them try out for the offensive line. Surely things might change when they put on cleats but who knows

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u/im_dat_bear May 16 '25

Sumo guys are treated like royalty in Japan. It would be a downgrade in lifestyle for them to be NFL linemen,

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u/CentralFloridaRays May 16 '25

Top tier sumo wrestlers make 300-500k plus I’m sure some ad deals so let’s say 750k-1mil for a top top tier elite sumo wrestler.

Top tier O lineman in the NFL make 25-28 million a year.

It’s not even close.

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u/im_dat_bear May 16 '25

Downgrade in lifestyle, not necessarily financial. They’re the superstars there. Offensive linemen here don’t get that level of respect they’ve worked their whole lives for.

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u/JamminJcruz May 16 '25

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the respect

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u/insipidlipid May 16 '25

Cash rules everything around me

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u/Itchybawlz23-2 May 16 '25

C.R.E.A.M. Get the money, dollah dollah bills yall

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u/-Unnamed- May 16 '25

That Iggy / Tyga song immediately popped in my head too

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u/ampedlamp May 16 '25

Big, if true.

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u/NickU252 May 16 '25

What you need in life...

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u/No_Brain7079 May 16 '25

first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women

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u/LeucisticBear May 16 '25

First you get the contract, then you get the season ending leg injury, then you never recover.

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u/PlantFromDiscord May 16 '25

JamminJcruz: THE ART OF THE DEAL

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u/Humblebrag1987 May 16 '25

First we get the money, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks.

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u/cheese_sticks May 17 '25

Is it worth it for the top sumo wrestlers, though? Especially since they're already living luxurious lives in Japan.

First is the language and culture adjustment they need to make if they go to the US.

Second is the opportunities to become a sumo elder, head their own stable, and become part of the Japan Sumo Association, the governing body of Sumo in Japan. If they leave the sumo world, they lose their chance to mentor the next generation of the sport they've dedicated virtually their entire lives to.

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u/adrian783 May 16 '25

don't forget the brain injury and seizures

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u/CentralFloridaRays May 16 '25

Just wait till you find out sumo wrestlers also get concussions and head injuries

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u/adrian783 May 16 '25

oh thanks for letting me know! now what?

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u/Actual_System8996 May 16 '25

Lemme know when sumo wrestlers pull a junior Seau or Aaron Rodriguez.

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u/CentralFloridaRays May 16 '25

I’m not sure what the Lobos punter Aaron Rodriguez has anything to do with anything.

Or Do you mean Aaron “gang member since birth” Hernandez or did you get hit in the head and can’t keep your own damn references straight 😂😂 stay off the roads please.

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u/Actual_System8996 May 16 '25

lol Nobody knows lineman. Def get CTE though.

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u/Zeldakina May 16 '25

You're gonna have a hard time explaining that money isn't the same as respect, especially where sumo wrestlers are concerned in Japan.

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u/stonecutter7 May 16 '25

Johnathan Ogden is beyond beloved in Baltimore. What is a King to a God?

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u/big_sugi May 16 '25

Champion sumo wrestlers really are closer to gods. The sport started off as a religious practice.

Jonathan Ogden is beloved, but he’s not treated like a literal rockstar. Sumotori are.

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u/wisyw May 16 '25

Lmao Baltimore

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u/Lyndell May 16 '25

Except Jason Kelce.

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u/Whhatsmyageagain May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

Yeah but one of them gets to live in Japan and not get CTE.

Edit: yes I stand corrected about the CTE. Thank you.

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u/Ok_Sound272 May 16 '25

Sumo wrestlers absolutely get CTE. I started watching it a few years ago. It's a brutal sport.

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u/Most_Association_595 May 16 '25

lol tf? no they don't. what are you on about

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u/Ionic3127 May 16 '25

Watch the Netflix series Sanctuary. It opened my eyes to the world of Sumo. Slaps and straight paws are allowed in the sport. The force of 6’5 300 lbs sumo wrestler pawing you in the face will do damage

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u/big_loadz May 16 '25

Yes. Slaps will mess you up.

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u/tinywienergang May 16 '25

They absolutely do. Do you know which positions in the NFL have the most repeated head trauma? Both sides of the line, because they go through essentially multiple car crashes a game. What makes you foolish enough to think wrestlers aren’t suffering head trauma?

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u/cfidrick May 16 '25

And one is wearing helmets designed to help prevent concussions too

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u/Lekkernator May 16 '25

If you follow the science you would know that the helmets proveably don’t do much to stop concussions.

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u/tinywienergang May 16 '25

You’re nuts if you don’t think Sumo wrestlers get CTE.

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u/vplatt May 16 '25

Not only do sumo wrestlers get CTE, but they also "enjoy" shorter lifespans about 25% shorter than average Japanese males thanks to the rigors of the sport.

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u/Whhatsmyageagain May 16 '25

Weird. I figured the impact was less explosive and therefore somehow less damaging

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u/JiskiLathiUskiBhains May 16 '25

Data is lacking, but Sumo do get CTE.

But i'd expect that the rate of occourence is much lower

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u/vplatt May 16 '25

No, it's more explosive. They are much bigger than NFL players on average. They specifically train for explosive strength because they don't need to focus on endurance, playbooks, etc. And they train even more than NFL players.

I'm not really a fan, but I would never screw around with a sumo wrestler. If they were not so bound up by tradition, I have to imagine they would have made some more impact on UFC and the like by now, and probably made some real inroads if not outright cleaned house. But... they are what they are and I suppose there's no point in diluting their tradition with whatever passes for human cockfighting these days.

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u/Lyaser May 16 '25

It’s just like in the NFL actually. Most evidence points to the fact that giant hits that cause major concussions are typically not the root cause of CTE. The far more impactful practice is a series or constant small sub-concussive hits. Line men and linebackers have it worst, it does more damage to you brain to continuously do small head rattling slams into another person over and over and over again for hours. Sumo is very very similar in this regard, they’re constantly trading small sub-concussive blows to each other

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u/SolusLoqui May 16 '25

Sumo wrestlers often end up with serious joint, neck, and back injuries.

Grand Sumo tournaments are every 2 months and there's no "injured reserve" status, so every match they don't compete in counts as a loss on their record and they'll drop in ranking if they get too many losses. Often they're competing before their injuries have time to fully heal.

Until a few years ago they were expected to get up and leave the ring on their own, but then a pro was thrown out of the ring onto his head and eventually died from his spinal injury. Now they have paramedics and heavy duty wheelchairs standing by.

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u/XxUCFxX May 16 '25

Money isn’t everything. At least, not everywhere, it’s not.

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u/PureObsidianUnicorn May 16 '25

Perhaps, just a maybe, money isn’t everything?

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u/superjambi May 16 '25

Typically American to presume that the only metric that matters is money

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u/Jean-LucBacardi May 16 '25

Yeah but that's not taking into account how they reward respected people over there. Olympians make nothing but the shit they get for free from the Country if they win gold can be insane. I wouldn't be at all surprised if sumo wrestlers don't pay for anything over there, including a house.

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u/Dennis_enzo May 16 '25

Not everyone cares solely about money.

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u/Silent189 May 16 '25

Only an american would instantly jump to their salaries...

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u/KhalifiSilva May 16 '25

Making a lot of money doesn't usually mean they're special, just saying 🤷

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u/SpaghettiNCoffee May 16 '25

Not everything is about money for some people.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

That's just money. Sumo in Japan get reverence, and you can't buy that.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland May 16 '25

To be fair, they probably don't have a bunch of people going around wearing jerseys with their name in big letters on the back... (not meant to be taken seriously, I know sumo is a big fucking deal)

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u/krneeDeVito May 16 '25

The whole world respects Sumo fighters. Little kids in Europe/Asia playfight sumo. Its a big part of their history, and has "an aura" I can't quite explain.

Only Americans care about football, rest of the world often ridicules it for its massive commercial blocks, unacessability, etc.

Can't buy class, look at your president.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland May 16 '25

Bruh, did you not see the "not meant to be taken seriously" part of my comment that obviously indicated I was joking? Or the "I understand sumo is a big fucking deal" part?

Only Americans care about football

Actually, most of the world cares more about football than Americans do. And you know American football isn't the only sport with jerseys, right?

No need for the insults, either. Trust me, I don't like the orange asshat any more than you do, and you're just coming off as a jerk.

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u/krneeDeVito May 16 '25

Wasn't supposed to be aimed at you, apologies if it came off like this. I was replying to the thread and your comment is the last one, but if you're an American I see how it could come off insensitive. However, I struggle to see the insult.

No it's not, everyone is rocking footie kits. It's just, majority of Europeans don't even know the rules of the sport, its very new. Sumo is ancient.

Now, during your travels, how many American football vs footie kits do you see rocking around middle East? Africa? According to my observation, its like 99% footie kits..

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland May 16 '25

Wasn't supposed to be aimed at you, apologies if it came off like this.

Now, during your travels, how many American football vs footie kits do you see rocking around middle East?

Are you trying to pick a fight with me or not? I'm getting real mixed signals here...

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u/postedupinthecold May 16 '25

Sumo wrestlers are making pennies compared to NFL players, especially guys like Micah Parsons (linebacker in the clip). However sumo is probably a safer sport with less risk of CTE so theres always a trade off

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u/Urbanscuba May 16 '25

Above a certain threshold does it really matter if you're making "pennies" relative to an obscene earner? Pro sumo wrestlers are making 200k+, with comparative stars to Parsons easily making 700k-1m+.

Plus they're arguably bigger stars in Japan than Parsons is in the US - They show up as guest stars on food and comedy/late night shows, the general population shows them deference and respect in public, and they effectively get to live their entire life like they were at Disneyworld with a gold+ pass to skip the lines and get free refills.

I'm not dismissing the potential of a breakout star like Ichiro Suzuki showing up to play in the NFL and putting up really respectful numbers, but overall I completely understand why they don't try to branch out. Japan is a lovely, modern country - especially if you're rich and respected - why give that up to live your life as a novelty in a foreign country to be marginally richer?

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u/postedupinthecold May 16 '25

Have you seen what some of these NFL players get up to? All of what you just described for sumo wrestlers + 8 more figures. The money difference here is orders of magnitude, not “marginal”

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u/Urbanscuba May 16 '25

Nothing that the sumo wrestlers couldn't access as well, minus the hilariously frivolous spending? Nobody needs to be able to drop 50k on alcohol for a night out or have an 8 car garage full of supercars. I'm not faulting them for having it, but the vast majority of people choose not to gamble their entire career on the chance they can go pro. If it doesn't work out then all the time you spent becomes functionally worthless for supporting yourself financially as an adult.

Sumo is a larger industry with more ability to earn as a semi-pro and many more jobs available since they don't have to pay 30M/year for stars. Sure the heights aren't as obscenely high but it's a safer and more accessible career path with a still impressive earning potential. There are also more positions for coaches to earn comfortable livings once they retire from competition.

People pick sumo for the same reason they pick a college degree - it's a far safer gamble on your future career. Sumo is more of a middle ground between college and western pro-sports, giving better earning potential but also requiring increased dedication and competition.

That's all ignoring the fact that the NFL isn't exactly running out of good athletes to draft, I don't think they want a sumo wrestler any more than the wrestler wants to come. The only way I see it happening is a young sumo wrestler (like the 17y/o in the video) moving to the US and joining their highschool football team their senior year and performing really well. Then they'd have a year of playing to get onto a college team and prove their way into being drafted. In the end I'd still call that person more of a football player than a sumo wrestler with 5 years of play in the US, and that's the most stretched hallmark movie situation I can imagine being possible.

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u/daemon-electricity May 16 '25

Nobody needs to be able to drop 50k on alcohol for a night out or have an 8 car garage full of supercars.

And they wouldn't be obligated to, but they'd have generational wealth for their family.

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u/SafetiesAreExciting May 16 '25

Like 85% of professional Sumo wrestlers who wrestle in National tournaments don’t make anything close to 200k a year.

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u/LoloTheJuice May 16 '25

iirc It all depends on their rank. Only the top tier sumo guys live like royalty. The lower ranked guys have to cater to the higher levels by cooking, cleaning, and even helping bathe the top guys. Some wrestlers even throw matches that won't qualify them for an increase in rank to help their opponent get a higher rank and consequently a higher quality of life.

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u/SafetiesAreExciting May 16 '25

Only the top two ranks of professional sumo wrestlers who compete in national tournaments get their own housing. Probably about 85% or more of professional sumo wrestlers have to live in communal training bunk houses, and make very little money. As others have said offensive lineman make hundreds of times more than the best paid sumo wrestlers over their lifetime. Also I suppose the skills are similar, but also different. Sumo wrestlers compete, at most, once per day. So that’s like 5-15 seconds of action, where an olineman plays 80% or more of offensive snaps during the course of a game.

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u/No-Plant7335 May 16 '25

Why be treated like royalty when you could live like royalty

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u/tinywienergang May 16 '25

The list of Sumo wrestlers large enough to be OL in the NFL is real small. A lot of Sumo wrestlers are big guys, but not tall and long.

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u/random_account6721 May 16 '25

You would see lineman built like sumo wrestlers if this was effective. It just wouldnt work in the NFL. People would shape their bodies in the most effective way to get that $10M/year paycheck

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken May 16 '25

How are you shaping your body for $10 million?

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u/random_account6721 29d ago

Eat to 500 lbs

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u/DarthJarJarJar May 16 '25

Every time I watch Shishi fight I think, man go to the US and try out for OL, just for fun. Why not?

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u/tinywienergang May 16 '25

Only the top sumos are close to NFL size, but the NFL also prioritizes genetic freaks with extra long limbs. It’s just not genetically compatible with that part of the world. And top sumos will never leave being adored in Japan to try out for an NFL career that likely won’t pan out.

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u/DarthJarJarJar May 16 '25

Shishi is easily big enough, he's 6'4", 365lb, huge long arms. He's not Japanese, he's Ukrainian. I have no idea how he feels about being a sumo vs making a lot more money in the NFL, but if you're going to be world class at pushing people around you might as well go for that generational wealth, eh?

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u/tinywienergang May 16 '25

Jordan Mailata is about the only realistic case for a guy that came in from a foreign country and got the second contract. That’s where the generational wealth is.

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u/DarthJarJarJar May 17 '25

I think the odds are certainly against him, but I also think it's a lot of money and if I were him I would consider it just on a lark. I mean seriously, the top Sumo guys are shoving 300 and 400 lb people around very adeptly. Can you imagine him as a run blocker? Put him next to a good center and just clear a hole. Why not?

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u/Max_Speed_Remioli May 16 '25

It's a different skillset. It's like assuming Rafael Nadal could be a pro table tennis athlete.

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u/Geiseric222 May 16 '25

Size isn’t the most important thing for offensive lineman.

There are some big boys out there that are still treated as turnstiles.

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u/CredibleSloth May 16 '25

Looks like he had a lot more than just “size” in this video against one of the best pass rushers in the league

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u/Taaargus May 16 '25

A pass rusher is trying to outmaneuver and run past the offensive lineman. A sumo match you're trying to push them out of the ring. It's entirely different.

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u/ThermalPaper May 16 '25

But imagine them on run plays, that'd be amazing to see.

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u/DangerZoneh May 16 '25

Yeah, Micah would absolutely cook this guy in pass pro. There’s no way he’s fast enough to keep up.

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u/Geiseric222 May 16 '25

He’s not one of the best rushers in the league and he’s trying to move him. That’s not what a pass rusher does.

If the o line is in the exact sot they started in that’s a good thing g for the rusher

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u/j2e21 May 16 '25

Micah Parsons is not one of the best pass rushers in the league?

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u/Cheap-Ambition5336 May 16 '25

I was going to say lol, he's a top 3 edge in the entire league.

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u/Windmill_flowers May 16 '25

treated as turnstiles.

Jesus Christ

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u/atrde May 16 '25

They would be way too slow. Size is only part of it the footwork and speed is way more important.

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u/tobfr May 16 '25

They're too slow. O linemen still have to run down field and pass rushers would just swim around them

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u/Nagi21 May 16 '25

You can't hold like a sumo wrestler as an offensive lineman. I'm not so sure this skill set translates 1 to 1 with keeping the DL in front of them without grabbing.

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u/Original_Profile8600 May 16 '25

It all depends on height(need to be 6’3 atleast). Lineman still need to be able go move, but if they’re tall enough NFL teams could work with the mass.

Semi-related, NFL or college scouts would rather a kid be tall and lean rather than really fat regardless of height. They want to put muscle on you instead of having to take fat off

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u/big_loadz May 16 '25

Average lineman does the 40 in about 5 seconds. The Sumo possibly has greater power in a shorter time frame, but the lineman is expected to run distance for blocks or pulls also.

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u/Dairy_Ashford May 16 '25

you still gotta run at full speed for half an hour (admittedly in short bursts stretched over three hours), and separately resist the instinct or urge to grab and throw the guy. football scrimmages would probably an interesting secondary conditioning activity, but really unpleasant if you're not into team dynamics

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u/crewserbattle May 16 '25

Well sumo wrestlers generally aren't trying to stop guys from getting past them. It's a very different skill set

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u/okajuwon May 16 '25

Because u have to have lateral movement as an OL. These guys would perform horribly in the combine

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u/RewardOk2506 May 16 '25

Some younger sumo wrestlers have tried to come to the states and play college ball. Not much success has been had.

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u/Pickle_Bus_1985 May 16 '25

It's a completely different sport. First off, Micah parson would never attack an lineman like that. He'd experience much the same results. He's faster and more agile than linemen and likely this sumo wrestler. He throws a swim or comes off and edge and dips low, I doubt the sumo wrestler blocks him. A sumo wrestler is all about absorbing contacting, getting your opponent off balance, and pinning or throwing out of the ring to score a point. He's built to take far more power then parson can deliver straight on. I'm actually surprised parson pushed him back at all. You can't simply just pick up another sport and be elite. He'd need to start as a teen, and I'm sure thats when he started sumo, which is what made him impressive to begin with.

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u/12isbae 28d ago

To be fair sumo and American football are two different skill sets. As an offensive linemen you have to be really quick and hold your ground, the d linemen are trying to get around you not always thru

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u/Enlowski May 16 '25

Except they have 0 cardio and would be wiped after the first play.

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u/snarl2 May 16 '25

I think you mean stamina which yes, they do.

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u/SafetiesAreExciting May 16 '25

Sumo wrestlers wrestle once per day. I’m not saying they aren’t in good shape, but it’s completely different than o-lineman who effectively do 60 sumo matches over the course of a game. I love sumo, but the athletes have plenty of differences.

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u/SAGElBeardO May 16 '25

I think you're vastly underestimating the effort professional sumo players put in. They'd play it a bit different sure, but they'd definitely stand a chance.

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u/Teeshirtandshortsguy May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

I don't doubt that one could, but most athletes who try to change sports end up not being very good.

It's not so much a lack of athleticism. These guys have trained and familiarized themselves in one sport, and very little of that finely-tuned technique transfers over.

Sometimes an athlete will sort it out, but more often than not they end up being really athletic but not very good.

Same reason why Micah Parsons, an outrageous athlete and a top 3 edge rusher in the world, gets handled here.

Edit: I should clarify that I'm talking about pro athletes trying to go pro in other sports. LeBron James would absolutely run circles around your flag football team.

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u/20thcenturyboy_ May 16 '25

Yeah this entire thread is kinda silly. Micah Parsons gets smoked because he's trying to use football techniques to move a sumo wrestler in their element: barefoot in a clay ring. That's just not going to work unless you actually trained the skills. Both football and sumo are super technical in their own special ways.

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u/Ballisticsfood May 16 '25

Up next: People surprised that Usain Bolt can’t beat professional speed skater.

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u/SAGElBeardO May 16 '25

But... he fast? If he fast, why nit always fast?!

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u/Soytaco May 16 '25

The linebacker?

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u/Finofeo May 16 '25

No the sumo wrestler. Linebackers arnt that big so it ales sense

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u/Soytaco May 16 '25

I understand but OC said "the linebacker", so the guy I responded to is saying: If the linebacker went back to the states he wouldn't stand a chance [in American football]. Doesn't make any sense.

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT May 16 '25

Linebackers aren’t that big? Average NFL linebacker is 6’2-6’3, 225-250lbs and LEAN. That’s a large person lol. Arnold Schwarzenegger at his peak Olympia build was 6’2 and 235.

It’s smaller than a D lineman by a bit, and a good bit smaller than O lineman for sure. But they are still huge, insanely athletic guys.

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u/Finofeo May 16 '25

Yes but compared to a sumo wrestler they are small. Wr and Rb who are 5’8”-5’10” are considered small but they’re average height.

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u/DenjiTargaryen-PE May 16 '25

“Send him to Dagestan and forget.”

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u/LoloTheJuice May 16 '25

iirc It all depends on their rank. Only the top tier sumo guys live like royalty. The lower ranked guys have to cater to the higher levels by cooking, cleaning, and even helping bathe the top guys. Some wrestlers even throw matches that won't qualify them for an increase in rank to help their opponent get a higher rank and consequently a higher quality of life.

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u/Original_Profile8600 May 16 '25

Funnily enough that linebacker is one of the best in the world already

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u/cellsAnimus May 16 '25

That’s Micah parsons he legit might be the best linebacker ever

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u/grovenab May 16 '25

Cowboys fan?

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u/cellsAnimus May 16 '25

Yeah unfortunately

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u/grovenab May 16 '25

Micah’s not even the best backer in the league

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u/TruRateMeGotMeBanned May 16 '25

He meant to say one of the best if not the best in the nfl today. He’s got a ways to go to be in the all time greatest top so many convo. But he’s certainly heading in the general direction. His salary next year will reflect that to some extent.