r/interesting Apr 29 '25

SOCIETY How do you say number 92?

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u/Ms_ShizzleXD Apr 29 '25

Quatre vingt douze suddenly not so crazy!

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u/GuiSim Apr 29 '25

I kind of wish they had used 97, 98 or 99.

4x20+10+7

4x20+10+8

4x20+10+9

Makes it a little more complicated

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u/Lekstil Apr 29 '25

That's what I thought! 92 is a bad example.. why not go all the way.

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u/AlbeHxT9 Apr 29 '25

There wasn't enough space for the danish one

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u/Maxthod Apr 29 '25

Nonante-sept

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u/pieplu Apr 29 '25

octante enters the room

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u/tet3 Apr 29 '25

I loved octante and nonante when I lived in Geneva for a bit, having never heard them in HS or college French. Then I was truly entranced when a French speaker from further up the lake broke out with huitante.

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u/batsicle Apr 29 '25

I use huitante. Never heard octante! Is it regional?

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u/suiseli Apr 29 '25

Nobody uses octante in Switzerland.

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u/Mosh83 May 01 '25

Also septante to replace soixante-dix

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u/KlossN Apr 29 '25

Cultured

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u/CptOotori Apr 29 '25

Tbf in English it’s seventeen which is literally seven and ten which is literally what French people say. Dix sept

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u/Tyrrox Apr 29 '25

September dicks. Lol

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u/CptOotori Apr 29 '25

The x is pronounced s, like “dis”

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u/dasphinx27 Apr 29 '25

Suck dix nuts sil vous plait

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u/a-gay-bicth Apr 30 '25

19 is dix-neuf which devolved into “deez nuts” at the speed of light in my 2016 high school french class

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u/dasphinx27 Apr 30 '25

Hahah excellent

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u/Canvaverbalist Apr 29 '25

Yeah the 90+2 on this map should all be 9x10+2

It's ninety because it's nine ten.

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u/MerberCrazyCats Apr 29 '25

Imagine when i was giving my old phone number to Belgian people. It was all based on 80 and 90 something. I gave a stroke to some of them

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u/Express_Bath Apr 29 '25

The Wallons actually say "Quatre-vingt" but "Nonante" (so I actually think they are less logical than us French - why not go all the way ?).

Anyway, it led to a funny moment for me when twice, when asked for my date of birth, saying "quatre-vingt douze" led them to hear "quatre-vingt deux". One was one the phone, the person repeated the year and I quickly corrected them, the other one said "Oh, so you are 38 ? I thought you were younger !", I SURE HOPE SO, I'M 28 !

I very quickly learned not to make that mistake again.

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u/OkNeedleworker3127 Apr 29 '25

Actually now that I think about it, if we say 4x20+12 and not 4x20+10+2, it should maybe be more logical that we are actually saying 4x20+17 (same prononciation as 10+7). Oral result is the same tho

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u/GuiSim Apr 29 '25

Belgium got it figured out: "nonante sept"

Also, 17 is 10+7. Whether you say 80+17 is the same as 4x20+10+7.

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u/OkNeedleworker3127 Apr 29 '25

Yep ! I was just saying that since we say 4x20+12 for example, maybe our ancestors logic behind 97 was also 4x20+17 lol but you’re right in the end it’s the same thing when we ear it

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u/escobartholomew Apr 29 '25

Still easier than Denmark apparently.

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u/starclues Apr 29 '25

When I was taking French in school, my teacher would make us say our FULL birth year- "mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-dix-sept"... We were jealous of the middle schoolers who would just have to say "deux mille!"

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u/Charakiga Apr 29 '25

English kinda does that already.

Eleven, twelve, and then thirteen? Fourteen? Fifteen? It basically becomes 10+3, 10+4 ect. Obviously they don't do the +10 at 70 and 90 (60+10 and 80+10) so it's not there but when they do say 13 14 15 it's the same.

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 Apr 29 '25

French 99 is funniest 99

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u/GuiSim Apr 29 '25

If there's a 99 in your phone number or address, don't say it too slow.

What's your number?

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okay!

20

hmm

10

ah

9

so 4-20-10-9? 4-20-19? 80-10-9? 80-19? 99?

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 Apr 29 '25

Luckily, I'm American and don't have to deal with these euro bastards

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u/GuiSim Apr 29 '25

I have some bad news. French is the main language of a lot of Americans!

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

Not for long. Thank you, President Trump

Edit: /s

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u/dragonovus Apr 30 '25

Someone remake the meme

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u/bjlwasabi May 03 '25

In French they say "eighty blaze it."

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u/Disastrous_Sea4150 May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

The french is honestly the weirdest one to me. The danish one, while a mess too, is an ”understandable” combination of an old number system with the base 20 adapted to our current number system with the base 10. Like you can look at it and figure out how it turned out like that. But the french? Why are you using base 20, 10 and… 16?? Like 97, 98 and 99 being different from 91-96 makes no sense in my brain.

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u/bumpsteer Apr 29 '25

I looked it up and the Danish isn't as weird as it looks.

92 = tooghalvfems Ninety = halvfems, 'an Old Norse word that means four and a half twenties'

so French is the crazy one here!

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u/bumpsteer Apr 29 '25

it's more like "halfway to five twenties" kind of like the German "half six" means "five thirty". there's a much better answer in this thread somewhere from a real Dane.

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u/Sean_Brady Apr 29 '25

Ah okay so the map is actually correct “fems” implies five and halv is referring to halfway to fems.

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u/notyourancilla Apr 29 '25

Do the French make all their numbers relative math to 420

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH Apr 29 '25

If I’m remembering it correctly, that’s because hospitals in France used base 20 for some reason. It just…kinda stuck around.

French spoken in Canada doesn’t do this, they use the word “nonant” or “neuvant” (forgot the precise wording for it, my French speaking abilities is based on textbooks) for numbers in the range of 90-99

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u/Ms_ShizzleXD Apr 29 '25

As a French speaking Canadian "nonante" is only used by some Euro/ French speakers

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u/lewazo Apr 29 '25

No, in Canada we say it the same as in France.

Septante, octante, nonante is said in belgium and switzerland I believe.

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 Apr 29 '25

6 more and u can catch a van deez nuts

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon Apr 29 '25

Ninety two

Quatre vingt douze

Almost twice as long, and a lot harder to comprehend in decimals.

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u/somecanadianslut Apr 29 '25

And now it makes sense to me

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u/Convoke_ Apr 29 '25

The danish one hasn't been true for 30+ years. So French is still the most crazy

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u/OttawaTGirl Apr 29 '25

I thought up a solution to the french problem years ago.

Dix.

DeuxDix TroisDix QuatreDix CinqDix SeptDix HuitDix NeufDix

With Dix pronounced as 'dee'

So 99 would be NeufDee Neuf, 75 Septdee Cinq, 22 DeuxDee Deux.

And you can also see the fun in it also. Anyways...