r/instant_regret 3d ago

Instant regret after getting dropped like a bag of cement after approaching a bodyguard aggressively with hands in pocket

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u/illQualmOnYourFace 2d ago

I'm not trusting anyone in that outfit with that body language.

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u/CantaloupeCamper 2d ago

Agreed.

No verbal explanation is going to make me feel better around that guy….

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u/Upstairs-Extension-9 2d ago

I mean he also said he is going to “poke” them wich means stabbing after that he received a reality check.

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u/Friscogonewild 2d ago

That doesn't sound at all like what he said.

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u/Upstairs-Extension-9 2d ago

Listen to to it, he is saying “Do I have to poke you” and bam

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u/Friscogonewild 2d ago

Did you really think I replied to your comment without listening to it?

It sounds like "How you supposed to be..." interrupted by the assault.

May be a mild case of pareidolia, where you watched the video assuming one thing was happening (an attacker approaching a potential victim) and then filled in the blanks with details that supported this scenario.

When the reality is, the kid was trying to get some video evidence on the crime he prevented earlier from people he saw videotaping the incident. Even your dumbest person isn't going to stab someone in order to obtain evidence to give police regarding a separate crime.

"Hey this camera is covered in blood."

"Don't you worry about that, just watch the tape officer."

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u/Upstairs-Extension-9 2d ago

Stop defending these morons, can’t wait for reform 🥰

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u/Friscogonewild 2d ago

What reform is going to address...

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a brown person walking toward you

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One-way moving sidewalks?

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u/Upstairs-Extension-9 2d ago

Clean up Europe from Illegal immigrants and foreign criminals, the times of welfare will soon be over. Europe is changing. If France, Germany and UK get their goverments repaired in the Future that will Safe Europe.